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They've come to gawp at the whoremongers.
Careful SB your Mrs maybe sneaking out for a bit of action. You never take her anywhere.
I think it might be a Mr.
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Can I repost this, it's vaguely on topic ..........
"The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
Herr Schmidt"
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I wonder how many German expats (and all the other nations represented here) speak Thai at home in Thailand? Or Thai anywhere? Perhaps Tycoon's statement "Well its true, fit in, embrace the country 100% or F off" would apply to expats too lazy or superior to at least try to learn Thai....
They are talking about migrants ..... those that attain German citizenship (and can stay in Germany forever).
Expats in Thailand will never be migrants, but for those few that become migrants it would be fair enough.
Why would anyone learn the language of a country they only have permission to stay in for 90 days?
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BritManToo, you must be going to a different CM Immigration office than the one I go to. Staff have always been polite and friendly, even though they have to work in an environment I would find deplorable.
Yet again, for those with comprehension problems.
The boss, not the other staff.
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90 day report problems are the staffs fault.
It takes 30-60 seconds for them to process a 90 day report.
Scan bar code, stamp and sign printout.
No excuses for taking longer.
Perhaps so, but what do you or anyone else intend to do about it? We are all aware of the inconvenience caused and no one is disputing what you say, just that there is noting we can do to change the situation.
Oscar2, your posts have been invaluable and thank you for that. For my next 90 day report I am going to be daring and give the post option a try.
If anyone else uses the post option please let us know of your good and bad experiences using this system.
My post was to point out the error of the apologists.
The guy in charge of CM immigration positively hates foreigners and will do all he can to make their visit to immigration as unpleasant as possible. It is deliberate and it is his policy. None of the other immigration offices across Thailand are as unpleasant as this one.
Hogwash.
I have been going to the CM Immigration office for more than 25 years and never found the staff or service to be unpleasant.
I doubt you have ever spoken to the boss, he only speaks Thai (by choice).
You clearly don't speak one word of Thai, even though you've been here 25 years.
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Fear of what?
You claim no interest in Thai hookers,
Why keep posting in this thread?
(or is it your partner that wants to buy a girl for the night?)
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Here in Thailand there are many western/Caucasian/white/you name it/ men married to Thai women. People say it is multiculturalism. Ok, but then why there aren't more western/Caucasian/white/you name it/ women married to Thai men?
Thai men are not generally attractive to western women.
Western women are mostly attracted to bigger, stronger & more manly than them.
Whereas Thai men are usually smaller, weaker & more feminine than them.
It's just western cultural norms at play.
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90 day report problems are the staffs fault.
It takes 30-60 seconds for them to process a 90 day report.
Scan bar code, stamp and sign printout.
No excuses for taking longer.
Perhaps so, but what do you or anyone else intend to do about it? We are all aware of the inconvenience caused and no one is disputing what you say, just that there is noting we can do to change the situation.
Oscar2, your posts have been invaluable and thank you for that. For my next 90 day report I am going to be daring and give the post option a try.
If anyone else uses the post option please let us know of your good and bad experiences using this system.
My post was to point out the error of the apologists.
The guy in charge of CM immigration positively hates foreigners and will do all he can to make their visit to immigration as unpleasant as possible. It is deliberate and it is his policy. None of the other immigration offices across Thailand are as unpleasant as this one.
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It's a very discriminatory topic.
So, when old, ugly western men pick up young Thai girls, it's normal. But when western women have a fun in go-go bars, it's a reason to start a topic like this.
We came here to escape them, not have them frown at us picking up hookers.
In Canada they have 'women only' and 'men only' bars, neither gets to interfere with the customers of the other.
PS
I have no problem with lesbians buying hookers in the same bar as me, but that isn't the agenda of most of these women.
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Thailand is not some free-for-all playground for farangs to do whatever they want in.I thought Thailand was all about up to you??
Oh yes it is.
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They've come to gawp at the whoremongers.
Or, to join them, or have a drink, or listen to the music, or see the girls dance, or dance themselves. Do you always have such a limited view of the world?
Anyone asked the white girls how much their bar fine is?
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90 day report problems are the staffs fault.
It takes 30-60 seconds for them to process a 90 day report.
Scan bar code, stamp and sign printout.
No excuses for taking longer.
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How on earth are they going to shift that lot?
Only 200,000 missing ? Isn't that a lot less than claimed ?
The Junta are going tot have to make a swift decision as to what's going to happen to this poor rice, they're not going to get 15,000 baht per tonne for gash, i doubt they'll even get 5000 for it .
Tough decision are needed to solve this rice mountain.
It doesn't matter what the rice is like!
The Junta were always gonna say it was ALL spoiled, sell it out the back door, then claim Yingluck was responsible for the loss.
That's the way corrupt dictatorships work.
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UK state pensions paid to pensioners in Thailand are frozen at the amount paid when first going abroad - you never get an inflation-related annual increase. I don't know whether the same applies to pensions paid to NZ. The list of countries where pensions are frozen seems a bit arbitrary but I'm guessing pensioners in NZ would get an annual increase.
If it's possible for you, it might be an idea to keep having the payments made to NZ so that you get the annual increase but that might then create problems when they send the occasional "are you still alive" letter.
UK pension is frozen in all commonwealth countries.
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Only the females, during the course of the "inter" type.
I find that the loudest moans come from Western Expat girls. However, Asian Expat girls moan more melodically.
They always moan that I haven't given them enough money.
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If the western expats in Thailand all became citizens after 5 years, there would be a lot less of them to moan too.
I firmly believe that if they all got Thai citizenship, they would still continue to moan - no change whatsoever.
I deliberately live alone in the middle of a rubber plantation so that I don't have to meet these whingers
Drat! I'm moaning again
My point being, they would no longer be expats moaning.
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My car isn't worth very much, I can just buy another rust heap.Could leave you with a lot of bills to pay
Good for you but what for the other people involved into an accident, god forbid you kill someone, first you would have to comeg up with the Bail bond (around 200k or more) which your insurance will not pay. Etc etcetcetcetcetc
95% of road users have nothing beyond government ins.
If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me.
Apparently a lot of Thais don't have even that, or a DL, or road tax.
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Are you really as naive as you sound, or are you just one of those farangs who can only deal with other farangs?
I think you have this the wrong way round,
I'm the one who can speak, read and write Thai, and you are the one who can't.
But you are the one who doesn't know any Thais, are you not
You don't need to know any locals to watch the soaps on channel 7.
You don't need to know any shop keepers to interact with them.
Etc.
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Could leave you with a lot of bills to pay
My car isn't worth very much, I can just buy another rust heap.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshippers?
They sold their souls to Santa!
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My car insurance 900bht/year (about $3 a month)How much is your car insurance...
That doesn't sound like real car insurance, more likely it's the governments mandatory insurance policy.
+1.
That pays next to nothing in case of an accident
And ? ???
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How much is your car insurance...
My car insurance 900bht/year (about $3 a month)
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The western expats I know are a cheerful bunch. They enjoy living here.
It's not expats in general who are moaning. Just the ones that post on ThaiVisa.
Very few Asian expats in the UK, after 5 years they are all citizens.
If the western expats in Thailand all became citizens after 5 years, there would be a lot less of them to moan too.
So let's compare what's to moan about,
Property, if you got the money in the UK you can buy it, no moaning.
Hookers, in the UK they are rancid, nobody will move in with one, no moaning.
Health insurance, if you live in the UK, health care is free.
VISAs, if you made it to the UK you can stay forever, no hassle.
Government, Junta, etc., in the UK say what you want, nobody cares.
So most of the reasons for moaning have already gone.
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If you're British, baby will get restricted British citizenship by being born in Thailand.
Sorry, can't help you with hospital info.
Can't imagine you will have much choice in CR.
Over 50% of African-Americans expect relations with police to worsen: Study
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Not a fan of the police in western countries.
All too often they are uneducated thugs on a power trip looking to shoot or hurt civilians.
(Certainly true for the USA and the UK, dunno about Oz or Canada)