Actually that's a story in itself.
I lugged this bloody big satellite dish and a receiver back on the plane so my misses could watch Thai TV (before YouTube was invented) and asked the local installer to put it up for me.
He said "You do realise that Australia is in the Southern hemisphere?"
Apparently I would have needed a tower 2000 feet tall to get reception.
I've taken all sorts of stuff back and forwards between Thailand and Australia over the last 40 years.
I took an entire suitcase of Australian power outlets and circuit breakers when we were building our house. I came back with a 10 foot satellite dish and an electric tricycle for my 8 year old son.
Another time I just came back with a toothbrush and change of underwear. Nothing else. That actually raised more alarms than anything else.
I never answer the door unless I'm dressed in my tailor made bespoke tuxedo with matching fur felt melusine top hat and Louise Vuitton Varenne Richelieu leather shoes.
Confirmation bias is rampant world wide. Many a serial killer got away for so long by blending into society while they were looking at the wrong person.
I'd love an ice cold Kilkenny or John Smith draft off the tap in a chilled glass.
But, I'll just have to settle for what's available.
A luke warm Chang in a cracked plastic cup with a fist full of ice.
I edit everything, because Spellcheck is always 3 steps ahead of me and puts the wrong words out.
Spellcheck is my worst enima.
Edit... I spelt "Spellcheck" wrong.
It was more entertaining in the day. Instead of saying "I'm getting sloshed", Costas would give a running commentary as he was lining his empty Chang bottles up, giving each one a name.
Just one fine example.