sipi

I just completed this quiz. My Score 30/100 My Time 100 seconds  

I just completed this quiz. My Score 30/100 My Time 80 seconds  

And this boys and girls is the reason you don't drink and post.

I work shift work, wear a CPAP mask and fart a lot. No we don't sleep together.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 30/100 My Time 55 seconds  

Nice. I finally found a thread where I don't have to talk to anyone.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 60/100 My Time 89 seconds  

I just completed this quiz. My Score 50/100 My Time 72 seconds  

I just completed this quiz. My Score 12/100 My Time 136 seconds  

I think there's still a few of us that have a look occasionally, but just can't be bothered commenting.

Actually that's a story in itself. I lugged this bloody big satellite dish and a receiver back on the plane so my misses could watch Thai TV (before YouTube was invented) and asked the local installer to put it up for me. He said "You do realise that Australia is in the Southern hemisphere?" Apparently I would have needed a tower 2000 feet tall to get reception.

I've taken all sorts of stuff back and forwards between Thailand and Australia over the last 40 years. I took an entire suitcase of Australian power outlets and circuit breakers when we were building our house. I came back with a 10 foot satellite dish and an electric tricycle for my 8 year old son. Another time I just came back with a toothbrush and change of underwear. Nothing else. That actually raised more alarms than anything else.

Are there any dentists in Bueng Kan? I normally go to Udon, but Bueng Kan is a lot closer. I can't see any online.

I have done exactly the same. Some kids bikes I just pulled apart and put in a large suitcase. They don't seem to care.

I'd be happy if it was at her viewing.

You should have stayed at school another year and learnt to count Bob. That's more than half a case of champagne, a full case of red, half a bottle of Jack, half a bottle of vodka, and 20 bottles of beer.......Each. Assuming your online girlfriends drink, that is. Tone the story down a bit next time.

Count your blessings. Whenever cousin Phon wants to practise his English on me, I hide under the bed.

Gawd the pain killers kicked in a bit early. Sorry...

You're a nothing and a nobody, and nobody cares.

Val Doonican https://youtu.be/rfYfrEMjZig?si=TDFYZhvs1IutgMt0

Rolf Harris

I never answer the door unless I'm dressed in my tailor made bespoke tuxedo with matching fur felt melusine top hat and Louise Vuitton Varenne Richelieu leather shoes.

That's 7 years bad luck.

I prefer GTA.