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Oui Senor.

Lovely country. Very expensive.

It was definitely fake. The moon comes out at night, and they took off during the day.

Nup. She speaks perfect English.

My misses is very objective compared to Westerners. If there's something she wants to tell me, she tells me. A Westerner will rattle on for hours.

I once told a girlfriend "when I get home from work I expect you to have my meal ready, my clothes laid out and the bath full of hot soapy water. And do you know who will comb my hair and trim my nails?" She replied "The undertaker ".

Kenny Everett would be rolling in his grave. I hope that comment didn't offend anyone. If it did, I'm sorry.

Stop forcing me to drink.. been hitting the pubs a lot recently and i gotz thinking about something interesting. everyhwere i go the waiter or waitrss wants me to buy beer.. but not asking in like a casual sense, like a forceful gesture and when you say no they turn their noses up at you and walk away. i will however sit there and eat no issue. whats the deal? why am i being shamed into buying beer when im not eben thirsty? all i wanna do is eat, not have a dang booze up. leave me alone and let me eat quietly. sheesh

Try marrying a farang. Gratitude doesn't even exist.

Nup. Farm girl.

I live in Australia 9 months of the year and Thailand 3. Best of both worlds.

Filipino take the greed of money to a whole new level. A Thai will take you to the shopping mall so you can buy her gold. A Filipino will take you to the shopping mall so you can buy her a shopping mall.

"I'll get another half a turn" CRACK. Out with the grinder and hammer and chisel to repair cracked fittings. Yeah been there, done that.

The opposite to a snowbird. I come to Australia during the summer to escape the heat.

Hum noi or small balls is a common nickname for little boys.

Big balls.

In the real world my name is Phillip, which Thai's manage to butcher to "Piwlip". Even Phil comes out as Piw. So "falang" is actually as close as they can get. Occasionally I still get called Piw.

Are there any indoor skydivers here? My son is signed off with the International Bodyflight Association to hit any tunnel worldwide with 4 others, but we haven't been to any tunnels in Thailand yet. There is a Skyventure in Bangkok apparently, bit we've never been there.