PETERTHEEATER

3.01 AM to 4.0 PM......I make that 12 hours and 59 minutes.

F...f...f...Finnish!

Unavoidable. It was the largest object at floor level.

But not from the 2.5 air pollution? ????

At least they're all wearing full face helmets.

Best have somebody with you. I recommend the 101st Airborne.

So, at this point she was not pulp?

Perhaps, had the bar closed on time the altercation would not have occurred.

My cat's a blacksmith. Last night I gave it a kick in the balls and it made a bolt for the door.

The new vessel should be arriving this week. Apart rom two CGI images I have not seen a live picture of the multi-purpose ship described as a frigate, submarine tender, landing dock etc. The Admiral conirmed its mission is to support the submarine presumably it will tow it around until engines are found. Perhaps the surveillance airship could be moored to the stern and provide early warning o threats such as dolphins using arrays of GT200 detectors.

Thank Buddah. Channel 3 soap tonight unaffected. If only I could see the screen through the smog.....

????

Cue the Air Force to request budget for a new 20,000 ton airlifter........

As leader he has to emphasise that high-power water guns are banned. In the hands of his running mate, the Brown Bladder, this would be a dribble which is what I would expect rom the PP Party. ????

Is the Rolex Submariner the one with the coveted Rolls Royce engine?

Presumably this does not include the national airline?

Does this include Anutin 's party drug, cannabis?

Does the amphibious frigate have wheels or tracks?

Are you THE Doctor Pepper?

Their sack was overflowing.......?

Desperation. Sinking to a new low in an attempt to gain perceived 'Number One in the World' status. When the Guiness Book of Records is full will it be replaced by the Boon Rawd Book of Records?

Ooh! Go wash your mouth out! ????

The expression on his face tells how much he is enjoying it.

SO, air bags are optional?

A couple o years ago, while driving (me in front passenger seat wife driving), we stopped at the main crossroads in Cha Am heading north on Hwy 4. Inside lane front of queue at the lights. Looking left I see a helmeted traffic cop standing on the kerb in front of a near two metre square sign marked 100% Helmets. The cop caught my eye, pointed at me and made a diagonal finger slash across his chest (seat belt) ) I hooked my thumb in my seat belt, stretched it out and allowed it to snap back onto my chest. He smiled. gave a thumbs up. At this point I held up three fingers' pointed to my head then at the three young helmetless Thai men on a motorcycle who had pulled up right in front of him during our exchange. He spoke to them and three heads as one snapped to the front and the bike shot off the line, through the red light moving diagonally across the junction dodged the cross traffic and shot down Beach Road. He turned his head back to me an gave what I can describe only as a Gallic shrug.....????