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(Sounds of retching......)

Er.....that's not an obstacle. It's a 'foot traffic filter'......

The Rolls Royce tractor gave a different impression.....

I'm confused. The expensive watch I bought from a stall on Sukhumvit has the name Lolex on the dial. Have I been cheated?.......

Flatulence. No excuse for not taking a roadside breath test. If he couldnt blow from the top he could have blown from the bottom. There was a firetruck on hand in case flammable gases were emitted....

I am currently struggling with my first ever E-Visa application for a Tourist Visa via London Embassy. Trying to upload a double-sided document, I scanned and saved it as two separate digital pages. Uploaded Page 1 then tried to add Page 2 but cannot. Then realised that Page 1 is in excess of the 3 Meg maximum permitted. But now I cannot delete it from the application. Q1. How do I delete a file that has been entered on the app> Q2. How do I upload a second page? Q2. Presumably multiple pages must not exceed the 3 Meg max in total I have got as far as uploading proof of earnings and will use a statement from my pension provider. certainly not a bank statement especially in view of being obliged to sign a Declaration that permits 'them' to us personal data anyway they see fit with no repurcussion.! Help please!

It would have been 50 but one took flight......

How long do they have to practice before incorporating it into their daily work routines?

You just know it will be attributed to a 'short circuit'.......????

I doubt that the python was 'hiding in a tree'.

Will this be Sinovac donated by a concerned friendly nation?

Yes, I'm here. Had a quick look but from what I see it's a bum deal......????

Adm. Adung said no crew or maritime passengers remained on the warship as an order had been given the night it sank to abandon it. Drivers went down to explore and map out plans to salvage it but they were unable to enter the hull because of a risk of the ship tilting further which would have endangered them. Divers did not search inside tthe hull yet the Admiral knows there are no crew entombed within. Of course he did say 'on' and not 'in' so perhaps he is correct.......???? Bids to raise the vessel will be accepted only from relatives but expect them to be few if only 100 million Baht is available. Get it up, drain it, a quick spray with WD40 and up on blocks in a childrens playground.

Whereas I had visions of electrocution from a falling power line....????

Judging from the huge bellies on many of the male farangs I see that could be the reason....????

It must have been a large and very strong cardboard box. Just think of the times you have picked up a suitcase weighing around 25kg and been surprised at the heaviness. Now get on your knees and lift out a 30kg box from under a floor........????

Mass for mass the Watchman would make a tidal wave.....????

Of course there are; it's the law.......????

Then I suggest upgrading the system from counterfeit Windows 7.........????

T'Rouble at mill?

Better to rename it 'Buffalo at Peace' (or in Peaces).....????????

In other news, reports are coming in of millions of dead shrimp washed up on Thai beaches. The RTP believe these to be mass suicides as word spread of the arrival of tourists from far Cathay.

And all when wearing full PPE.......????

I refer to this as a lack of spatial awareness and it is something every Thai learns unconsciously when growing through childhood. It surely counts as a major factor in road traffic accidents.