PETERTHEEATER

Yes, I'm here. Had a quick look but from what I see it's a bum deal......????

Adm. Adung said no crew or maritime passengers remained on the warship as an order had been given the night it sank to abandon it. Drivers went down to explore and map out plans to salvage it but they were unable to enter the hull because of a risk of the ship tilting further which would have endangered them. Divers did not search inside tthe hull yet the Admiral knows there are no crew entombed within. Of course he did say 'on' and not 'in' so perhaps he is correct.......???? Bids to raise the vessel will be accepted only from relatives but expect them to be few if only 100 million Baht is available. Get it up, drain it, a quick spray with WD40 and up on blocks in a childrens playground.

Whereas I had visions of electrocution from a falling power line....????

Judging from the huge bellies on many of the male farangs I see that could be the reason....????

It must have been a large and very strong cardboard box. Just think of the times you have picked up a suitcase weighing around 25kg and been surprised at the heaviness. Now get on your knees and lift out a 30kg box from under a floor........????

Mass for mass the Watchman would make a tidal wave.....????

Of course there are; it's the law.......????

Then I suggest upgrading the system from counterfeit Windows 7.........????

T'Rouble at mill?

Better to rename it 'Buffalo at Peace' (or in Peaces).....????????

In other news, reports are coming in of millions of dead shrimp washed up on Thai beaches. The RTP believe these to be mass suicides as word spread of the arrival of tourists from far Cathay.

And all when wearing full PPE.......????

I refer to this as a lack of spatial awareness and it is something every Thai learns unconsciously when growing through childhood. It surely counts as a major factor in road traffic accidents.

That's because it was a Mandarin class. Your mind was elsewhere........????

Actually a spokesman as referred to in the previous paragraph......????

Does anyone know if 7/11s offer this service? An occassional kidney flush works wonders.

Spelling! You left the 'h' out of sitting........????

You Tube is evidence? Wow! I learn something new everyday.

But will those stones also be lifted and turned? Many a slimy thing hides under a rock.

Has the average speed of the Express train increased due to the new terminal?......????

Are the breasts moist or dry?

And so will the shrimp.....????

Three images which, together, define the plea 'May, God, Help me'

What traffic lights?