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Did he write the note with his solid gold fountain pen or the platinum 0ne.

Welding torch and empty tank vapour comes to mind.

Sounds good. Just like a 'border run' aka U-Turn....

Meters in some taxis have already been unofficially recalibrated to run at faster speed so this is an opportunity to slow them down......????

Presumably it will be a trivia or General Knowledge quiz. Finally, we may get to know the answer to the age old question 'How much is that doggie in the window?'

A 53 year old female cashier? The 7/11s in my area are all staffed with young people. I guess that in central Pattaya young ladies are otherwise employed.

Their income will increase when the masses from far Cathay arrive. They will be hawking everywhere.

The 'smart' Model T Ford has been awaiting parts for decades.

By avoiding taxis with meters sealed and certified in Khao San Road.

Give them a break. They were celebrating Children's Day....

Indicating a preference for Coca Cola over Red Bull?

No prostitutes, no relief.....

Perhaps the media misheard him. I think he said ".....my ami's beach" referring to a friends seaside resort..

My thanks to the members (above) who answered my queries and for the tips. To submit truthful information would require me to submit multiple documents which, I opine, would be such poor quality after resizing to achieve the 3 meg limit as to be illegible. I will ditch the TV application. My flight arrives early March and I will go for a Visa Exempt entry for 45 days and apply at my local Immigration for an extension to cover my intended return on 28 April 23. Cheaper too!

Ugly people are urged tp ignore the good Doctor's statement

I opine that a sumAdm. Adung said no crew or maritime passengers remained on the warship as an order had been given the night it sank to abandon it. Drivers went down to explore and map out plans to salvage it but they were unable to enter the hull because of a risk of the ship tilting further which would have endangered them. Divers did not search inside tthe hull yet the Admiral knows there are no crew entombed within. Of course he did say 'on' and not 'in' so perhaps he is correct.......???? Bids to raise the vessel will be accepted only from relatives but expect them to be few if only 100 million Baht is available. Get it up, drain it, a quick spray with WD40 and up on blocks in a childrens playground.

All the drones you want......

(Sounds of retching......)

Er.....that's not an obstacle. It's a 'foot traffic filter'......

The Rolls Royce tractor gave a different impression.....

I'm confused. The expensive watch I bought from a stall on Sukhumvit has the name Lolex on the dial. Have I been cheated?.......

Flatulence. No excuse for not taking a roadside breath test. If he couldnt blow from the top he could have blown from the bottom. There was a firetruck on hand in case flammable gases were emitted....

I am currently struggling with my first ever E-Visa application for a Tourist Visa via London Embassy. Trying to upload a double-sided document, I scanned and saved it as two separate digital pages. Uploaded Page 1 then tried to add Page 2 but cannot. Then realised that Page 1 is in excess of the 3 Meg maximum permitted. But now I cannot delete it from the application. Q1. How do I delete a file that has been entered on the app> Q2. How do I upload a second page? Q2. Presumably multiple pages must not exceed the 3 Meg max in total I have got as far as uploading proof of earnings and will use a statement from my pension provider. certainly not a bank statement especially in view of being obliged to sign a Declaration that permits 'them' to us personal data anyway they see fit with no repurcussion.! Help please!

It would have been 50 but one took flight......

How long do they have to practice before incorporating it into their daily work routines?