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The sign states 'Face mask required to entry' Judging from what's on offer I think a blindfold is more appropriate!😋

What has the vessel been detailed to do?

I don't understand this. Brain dead but all other body functions normal. A coma? What are the legalities of removing organs before true death?

Yes, he had to hire a qualified accountant to manage his Income Tax returns.😋

And the only solid evidence of any of this are teethmards on Marjorie's left buttock?😀

I It's heatwarming to see a Major General leading from the front in these assaults. They're not all desk jockeys in the RTP. Good not know that her boyfriend owns the 'ladies gun' found in her handbag.

Why would the driver negotiate an agreement and make a compensation payment? The driver should have involved the bus company management to decide a course of action using the video recording. Why was the passenger not wearing the seat belt fitted under the Government mandate issued a few years ago?😋 Did other passengers ask for compensation due to time wasted while the negotiation and payment was made? Who signed as witnessing the signatures on the legal document? Volunteer bus passengers? Can the registration plate number of the bus be revealed for lottery purposes? So many questions, so few answers.😀

A '22 wheeler' articulated vehicle (semi in US parlance) difficult to negotiate twisting bends due to the overall length.

They were all arrested on suspicion and all admitted they were available to sell sexual services. There is no evidence of laws being broken therefore no court appearance, sentencing and conviction?

The situation will change when Mighty Joe Young comes along to pick up his baby.😋

And a shortage of foreign hookahs in Pattaya?

Thanks, my mistake. Considering I just paid 150 quid for new prescription spectacles, I got a bad deal! Now wearing a pair of standard reading specs for £7.50 and they are better.🙄

A 350 kg block of heroin! What were the dimensions? Clearly for personal use.

How is it 'heavily armed'? Does if conceal a 105mm howitzer?

Don't forget, he was also playing loud music😀

The attacker should heve heeded the victim's tattoo: Caution, may contain nuts

The driver of the pickup truck sustained an arm injury caused by the activation of the vehicle’s airbag a Probably the arm with the hand holding a mobile phone.......😋

At least one of them is not singng from the same hymen sheet.😀

Bring back the Hello Kitty armbands, I say!

David Thomas is Deputy Head of Mission not Charge d'Affaires. Mark Gooding is Ambassador.

I recommend both arms and both legs.

That's a reverse descent not an ascent😀

The make and model of the vehicle is not mentioned. Perhaps, with the weight of passengers, there was insufficient power to climb the grade or, it is a manual gearbox and the driver didn't change down through the box into first gear to maintain impetus.

Using brakes when ascending (going uphill) is not usually neccessary.😀

Was he re-arrested as he departed the police station for the excess noise made by the motorcyclecwith no exhaust?