PETERTHEEATER

Eat American pork luncheon meat.

Going on a jungle hike? Wear ankle length boots. When hiking in mountaious regions thefe are more snakes than fish. I wonder why. 🤔

They should check Thai imports carefully for flour.......😋

Hic! ....Wha' wuz zat? ....Hic!

Group defecation......all together now......😀

Only if they have bagpipes.

High pressure gas storage cylinders are subject to a hydrostatic pressure test every five years . The date of successful test is stamped on the neck of the cylinder next to the original test date. Trained staff will always check dates before refilling🙄 In my extensive aviation experience, the only lubricant permitted was distilled water. Periodic pressure testing also applies to LPG cylinders used to supply cooking gas all over Thailand. When was the last time you checked the test dates on yours?😋

Not enough water for a submarine to operate.😀

I saw a young woman with no helmet riding a motorcycle towards a checkpoint and flashed her. She reported me for indecent exposure.

Toxicology also?

.....and urinating in public😀

The crying Tik Tok lady getting her own back?

Two Major Generals led the raid. Can you give them credit too? 😀

Very carefully......😀

Starmer's beer sponsor is objecting to the mis-spelling of their brand name CHANGE.

Huh?

She's withdrawing cash from her father's account therefore she must have his ATM card and know his PIN. ........"Paw ka, it only gave me four thousand"......😋

According to the OP: ......the bomb threat, which was reportedly made via a mobile phone....... 🙄

Mrs Williams son.

Luckily the colour of her car was that registered in the Tabien Roht.😋

After all the rhetoric as to how this bribe would dispersed including only being spent in specific areas and retail outlets and only on limited items it has actually been dispensed in cash. Good luck to those who spend wisely and bad luck to parasites and those who would see to exploit the owners.

Was the foreign man walking to quickly for them to keep up?

Right down to the lizard in the jelly😀

Note the absence of the word 'alleged'......

Shoot! I didn't realise the price of gold had risen that far!