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PETERTHEEATER

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  1. A statement which invites ridicule......
  2. The sniffer dog was at the vets that day.😀
  3. Judging from the OP image the bags contain bean sprouts.😀 Luckily it was not flour.😋
  4. Yes, those drainage pipes are ugly and should be moved. 😋
  5. Er....he will need to be disinterred to bring him to court.
  6. No sweat. We will have the sea wall built within a couple if years....😋
  7. The amount of tax paid by farangs wont even service the interest payments. 😀
  8. I saw, on Thai TV a couple of years ago, an 'on the spot' interview with a female street vendor who told the reporter she grossed around 30k per day every day selling clothing. The reporter expressed doubt but the woman boasted it was true. It is well known that many Thais don't pay income tax despite being liable. The revenue department dont have the resources to get them registered and make tax returns.
  9. The Moslem community, vegetarians and vegans will go hungry......
  10. ......which happened when the interior was completely full of water......😋
  11. Disabled access into Parliament is li limited. There is insufficient room for a crane jib to operate. A lack of sleeperette seating is also a deterrent.
  12. Do those complaining not understand that without the critical treatment at the Police Hospital his golf swing could have been damaged forever?
  13. There is some offset. Principal attendees usually pass an envelope containing cash to the bereaved which, according to the deceased's status, can be substantial but seldom enough to cover the total cost. The downside is that if the bereaved, in the future, attend a funeral of a donor's deceased relative, there is an obligation to make a similar offering or suffer unspoken loss of face.
  14. Of course he did. His superiors are blameless.....😋
  15. The Board of Directors of his cleaning company might not have had enough on the balance sheet to pay a deposit......😋
  16. I get the impression that Chief Inspector Lorenzo is seen by his Met bosses as a bit to 'up and coming' so they jumped at sending him on an obscure mission to Thailand where the local BiB Generals appear unimressed by his crowd control tuition.😀
  17. No, we Brits are canny we pint our feet and ankles to resemble socks.
  18. Passenger (shouting) "Driver, find a cobbled street please"
  19. Until I read this I thought Taylor Swift referred to the Indian shop near me who turns out suits in 48 hours. 🙄
  20. In related news, medical equipment retailers have reported an upsurge in the sales of wheelchairs and Zimmer frames. 😋
  21. In parallel with this, will the USN be introducing an order prohibiting the use of 'she' when referring to a vessel?
  22. Socks with sandals is a clue......
  23. Thanks George. I wonder if that small minority has the inherited thelassemia disorder prevalent among ethnic Thai.
  24. What defines a 'rare' blood group in ethnic Thais?
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