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Trump says he ‘couldn’t care less’ if foreign automakers raise prices due to tariffs Donald Trump will begin to bring down prices beginning on Day One, he said. Looks like MAGA wins another "award". 😁

For a tall slender man,I have a bit of a stomach, but when my wife sees an Australian man looking like he's 8 months preggers, she says ooooh he's the winner. 😆

What "mess" did Obama and Biden leave? Be specific. 🤣 In 2017 Trump inherited from Obama a strong and stable economy with low unemployment, rising wages, and a booming stock market. In 2025, Trump inherited from Biden strong job growth, stock market highs, and infrastructure investment.

Elon Musk says the federal government has no plans to use Dogecoin And FSD mode is "right around the corner"... Sure, Jan. 😄

One such adventurer, the American, John C. Lilly, who was given funding by NASA to teach dolphins to speak, routinely injected ketamine while in a flotation tank. It led him to believe earth was being controlled by aliens, who one day stole his penis. As he wrote: “That evening I took 150 milligrams of ketamine, and suddenly the Earth Coincidence Control Office removed my penis and handed it to me. I screamed in terror. My wife Toni came running in from the bedroom, and she said, ‘It’s still attached.’ So I shouted at the ceiling, ‘Who’s in charge up there? A bunch of crazy kids?’” Yes. DOGE has approved your funding request. Your research is very intriguing. 😄

But not a tape featuring his wife, correct? That would be super embarrassing for her. "Unwanted exposure." Telling a tale. Of how she worked her way to the top. Of the heap, so to speak. 😀

Trump says he’s ‘not joking’ about a possible third term And I am not joking either when I say I'm perfectly fine with Trump serving a third term. From prison. 😘

Raise your hand if you want Gov. Morrisey to do a public weigh-in once a month," RFK Jr. continued as the crowd applauded. "Then when he's lost 30 pounds, I'm going to come back to the state and do a celebration and a public weigh-in with him." Wait until RFK Jr. gets a look at that DROP DEAD GORGEOUS specimen in the oval office. 😭

Don't worry. Vlad knows how to calm Donnie down quick. 😄 TRUMP: Vlad, I'm very angr-- PUTIN: Peepee tape. TRUMP: ...

Vance is Plotting to Get Trump to Fire a Signalgate ‘Idiot’ No! That idiot over there. 👉 1, 2, 3, 4... May the Circle Jerk Be unbroken By and bye Lord? Buy and buy

How's the audition for a new first lady going? 😃

Yes, I hear FSD is right around the corner for 10 years now. It's almost like he makes promises and no one seems to care that he breaks them every year. Way to hustle, Musk. ⚽ Only now he's not hustling Liberals to buy his cars, he's hustling Americans to believe Grandma's SS check is "waste, fraud and corruption". Why, Grandma hasn't shown up for work for decades, but she's still getting a check. Fraud! 😁

“Musk has gone out of his way to insult [liberals]. I lived in LA during the time when everyone who was wealthy and liberal traded their Toyota Prius in for their Tesla during 2014-2015.” Holding a banner attached to a Donald Trump toilet brush, she said: “I used to not hesitate to say I’m an American. Now actually I’m working with an acting coach, to fake a British accent so I can turn it on and off when I want to. I don’t want to be identified as American.” No one likes Musk anymore. Musk is a cheapskate who wears the same "Tech Support" t-shirts and eats peanut butter out of a jar when he comes down from the k and supposedly cares about money. But he sure makes a lot of boneheaded 100% avoidable mistakes that's cost him and other investors lots of money. 🔥💰

JD Vance accuses Denmark of failing to keep Greenland secure as he slams European allies We see your point, JD... Denmark failed to keep sleazeballs like you out of Greenland. Anyhow, reckon Denmark is safer than school bathrooms in Appalachia. 😀

Even Bret Baer can shut Musk up when he confronts Musk's lie about SS. Hilarious 😂 😭

Hegseth Brings in Emotional Support Brother as Pentagon Aide NO NEPOTISM NO NEPOTISM NO NEPOTISM It's just that mediocre white people are so weak and nervous, even a teacup poodle ain't enough to calm them down. 😄

Colorado man declared dead by Social Security still fighting to restart payments: “I’m at my wit’s end” He should call Elon Musk. He's still got half of his wits left. 😘

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. How do you know? Oh. Wait. That's what Trump told you. Did he bring down the price of eggs on Day One? You're so gullible. 😄

Trump at an October 2016 campaign rally said, "Hillary is the one who sent and received classified information on an insecure server, putting the safety of the American people under threat." But, but, but, but... The rules don't apply to Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Mike Waltz, and Marco Rubio!!!1!1! Their 💩 don't stink. Thanks Jeffrey Goldberg! It's all your fault. 😄

https://x.com/HillaryClinton/status/1904263639605084512?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1904263639605084512|twgr^c28be448d3f196bcd69378d5745131a503425a32|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-3413202340587755700.ampproject.net%2F2502242315000%2Fframe.html Hillary Clinton: 🔒 her up! Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Mike Waltz, and Marco Rubio: 🦗 🦗🦗 Isn't it nice and quiet when the loudmouth morons shut up for a minute? 😀

Vance scolds Denmark during Greenland trip as Trump says US must have island We come here peacefully to steal your country. Why you resist? You should be ashamed of yourself. 😄 The Moscow way, It's better than the way you had Standing tall, the motherland will always be free! (Outro - Guitar Solo as the Kremlin lights up the sky…)

Rubio confirms he revoked Tufts student's visa, says he pulls visas 'every day' Lil' Rubio is a daily visa puller. Probably does the ladies cardio circuit. When is leg day, Bro? Stay hydrated, my friend. 😀

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with ‘improper ideology’ Why you WrongThink© Supreme Leader Words Say. 😄

White House Gets a Surprise Guest After Child Slips Through Fence Nothing says "strong defense" more than a fence that can't even stop a toddler. Go MAGA! Blow your kidneys out on space radiation on the way to Mars 😂

You guys are in the wrong gang. Look at this timepiece. This is what the Trump gang wears. How can I afford such an expensive watch? "La Mordida" Narrators Voice: In Spanish slang, "La Mordida" (literally "the bite") refers to bribery or extortion, especially involving police or government officials. Did I tell you vatos about the time I killed my own dog in a shallow grave? We're Cold Blooded Killers, Bro. Here's the applications for Musk Private Defense Forces. Welcome aboard. 🤤