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Just now, Yagoda said:

Its OK I will give you earplugs for my snoring and Ya dom for when an acciden t happens (I try not to eat before flying)

I guess I could put you into "don't care" category?

Amazing how many responses I get from big guys like that .

4 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Maybe you're just bored and lonely

I am , and I want you ,

Do you want to go on a interesting fact finding mission with me this afternoon to ask big guys how they fit in Economy class ?

EvilKeel is coming along and Gamma 

We will meet at the entrance and we can compile statistics at the end at the cafe 

Lol , not me Yagoda 

1 minute ago, scubascuba3 said:

I've always found the aussie bogans are concentrated in Kuta, leave Kuta and Bali gets much better

Yes well I don't wish to be around the lower class Australian , 

2 hours ago, Gsxrnz said:

cashflow forecasts 

Interesting words 

I have copied them and will use it once I found out what it means 

12 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

What I do is buy Vaseline after the security gate. I then put on my diaper and vented latex catsuit. I board with the need assistance crowd and upon arriving in my seat (I try to get the middle so I can stretch out in both directions) I vaseline my butt and squeeze it in. 

 

When the window seat person (hopefully a hot female) crawls over me (the vaseline smooths that) I had over a diaper with a polite smile and say, Im taking a Xanax, its 14 hours, here, have a diaper.

 

Then I put on my eyeshade and off to dreamland until landing. 

Wouldn't it be easier to lose weight?

12 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Hey GG! I have a really well thought answer on your question. By lowering my intake of fat and calories in combination with exercise.  

Exactly Gotrid 

But may I perhaps personally ask if a larger person did arrive to sit next to you on a plane , would you give them that advice,your a lovely man 

18 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

You must be from the time when you believed that men was soo high up over women, and also believed you could say whatever and treat them however. Just because you ruled the world. In other words, you are acting like a dinosaur. What in the world makes you think she would like to sit on another mans face? Again, you are very disrespectful and behaving like a fool. Besides that, you have no clue about my sexual preferences, do you? You just spout a sad and sarcastic reply, with 100% assumption and no facts at all.

 

Of course you do, as you are referring to people as the old bird. That´s like an expression from the 50s, 60s. Maybe even can be considered as more degrading, than all here that are hooked up on the word farang as something bad. However, with that kind of masterpiece of expression, you will most likely be put in the same box as GG.

 

No one have said that? What exactly are you assuming? If you believe that only Brits are using GoFundMe, I strongly recommend a visit to the page, and a good read through. Maybe even you will wake up and understand the facts.

Oh get off ya high horse, 

I'm sure the old bird swears like a trooper !

20 years in Soi Bukhao I'm sure she's met some characters!!

She came through the "School of  hard knocks"  running a business for 20 years in Thailand , im sure she's a tough old bird 

And this will be my question to every large fat obese person this week in Pattaya before I leave this place .

I often wonder ,so I stated asking , large men 

"How do you fit in the plane seat ?

"Do you fly economy '?

I was in the central festival yesterday a shopping Centre where the water fountain thing is ,it is that Mike's ?

Anyway the point is I ended up asking 3 big guys the questions 

I just saw one wandering around big belly and walked up to him,belly hanging over 

Hey I have a question for you I say

"Do you fly economy and if so   ...  how the hell do you fit in one seat ?

And if they say yes ( like one did the other day in the CT cafe ) I say doesn't the person next to you get angry or annoyed at your size?

And the answers I get ,( which I write down ) range from " I paid for my seat I don't care "

Or the one the other day at the sports bar who had a big belly said he "squashed  his way into the seat next to a young Asian girl hoping she would move ? Very bizzare answer

Look out of the 27;men I asked only 6 said they fly business class 

But the question remains and I will ask it again today

,I'm not sure if anyone wants to join me perhaps,I might go to a centre again as it's Air conditioning and goal to ask at least 8 big men 

5 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Whimp 

You go first !

Have you seen the size of her and I'm sure I saw her in Coronation Street smoking a ciggie outside that pub 

I don't think she would tolerate any nonsense 

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

Something is seriously off with the OP. This is at least the third time he has started a new topic about how boring and expensive Pattaya is, how he cannot understand why people could possibly want to retire there, and how it is just full of lonely old expats. Yet, despite all his whining, he keeps going back there every single chance he gets. Who does that? And even more bizarre, who keeps creating thread after thread moaning about the exact same thing over and over unless they are completely unhinged?

 

Would not be surprised if he's already started half a dozen more rants on the same exact topic, but I cannot be arsed to go looking for the rest of them.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh stop taking life too seriously you surly old miserable git !

On another please try to find me a higher exchange rate than 20.8 on the Australian dollar and thankyou for your service 

Wake up it's Groundhog day ! lol 

18 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

If somebody says hello and ask you how you are, does it really matter if they own a place or not? People were just trying to be friendly to you, and you respond like a person without any knowledge of respect and manner. I am surprised they showed you the courtesy to let you enter and served you any food. Your behavior was/is disgraceful. If I were the owner, I would have strongly suggested that you leave.

Well next time I will go to Bali like all the other Aussie bogans if you don't want me!!

30 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Oh! Not at all. I was just looking for some high class entertainment.

You could get her to sit on your face ,I bet you luv that 

1 minute ago, Gottfrid said:

I would love to see that. If you decide to go that way, don´t forget to sell tickets. Might help you with the presumed hospital bill later. No need for GoFundMe.

Oh don't be a miserable old git !

1 minute ago, Dan747 said:

Wake up !!!! Go back to Australia, you're not ready to be an "EPAT!"

Oh don't be a miserable surly old git !

And I learnt those two words today !

18 minutes ago, henryford1958 said:

The best restaurant in Pattaya for good value farang food. Are all Australians miserable gits?

There's no need to be surly 

The word "gits" is new to me?

What does it mean ?

I may start using that 

I have a friend from Australia arriving today with his wife at the Airport 

The taxi I tried to book them today doesn't reply and when they did they asked the same question how many people etc although I gave them that twice ,give them the answer how many bags etc then they reply with the same questions 

So I need a taxi car evening  today recommended 

Dont give me one starting with the letter N that has lady drivers they don't turn up or don't answer 

43 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Invest in a decent car or pickup and travel Thailand. If you're retiring to Pattaya without a vehicle you're going to be reliant on walking or those crappy songthaews. And, you'll be stuck in the farang slums. I suggest you hire a car for the day and explore the other areas on the darkside and bang sarey area, check out the Rayong beach areas. 

 

You're going to need a car to have a decent life in Thailand. Walking with your zimmer in soi bukhao traffic is dangerous.

Yes definitely 

although now I'm using a electric Zimmer frame where you kneel on the seat pad and off you go !!

31 minutes ago, Mark1066 said:

Yes, if I were a drunken sex tourist like you perhaps.

Perception is a remarkable thing.

I didn't spend any money last night I was in bed at 8pm after watching YouTube 

I have no idea how bars work.

How much are these bar fines nowadays?

57 minutes ago, habuspasha said:

Do you become an expat by living in Thailand half the year, as I plan, or does it have to be the full year?  A half year here and a half year there should decrease the boredom potential but it means putting down roots in both places.  I just got the Thai house.  The next step is the even more difficult job of getting a Fiance Visa to be with the GF in both places.  We're doing this a bit later than you advise (in our 40s and 80s), but you can never do it earlier than you are.

In your 80's ,good on you , but don't leave it too long 

1 hour ago, blaze master said:

 

Yes. Make sure its always tuned into American politics.

 

 

I'm not really into that 

Do you think the customers will be ?

4 minutes ago, blaze master said:

You would be really good at it I think. You being the face and general attitude the place would

Yes thanks 

I watched the farang couple sitting outside the diner I was at yesterday 

They didn't seem to be working too hard 

Im sure I can do better and change it up George's 24 hours diner 

Do you think I should have news tv screens in there ?

Yes I did encounter a short plump waitress yesterday who was a bit surly but I'm miserable too and I gave her a angry look back and suddenly she liked me .

I find if waitresses etc are surly , what's another word for surly ? 

But if they are like that ,and please I'm not trying to be funny or weird but I put on  a  Russian voice immediately with a strong accent with a rude overtone ,it works