scottiejohn

I agree! We are only getting one side of the story after all!

I know this question will come back to roost but is that where KFC chicken balls come from?

Have you checked to see if she has any Hi So Thai/Local Mafia connections before stirring up the Hornet's nest?

West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

A man is returning to his seat in the movie theater after buying some popcorn. "Excuse me," he says to the lady sitting beside the aisle, "Did I step on your foot when I went out?" "Yes you did," says the lady angrily. "Oh good," says the man, "that means I'm in the right row."

What do you call an unflushed toilet on the Star Trek Enterprise? A Captain’s log

"I can't help but feel Trump could should but is incapable of being a bit more tactful during his critiques."

Nowhere does it say the "ignoring" was deliberate! No details on how far away the ship was, what size and if it acknowledged their presence in any way. Remember they are in a tiny 7m boat which is not easy to see especially if you are not looking for it!

He would need to fly with his hands behind his head or on his lap! How would he get the food tray down?

Out of the question! Think of the germs!

Mind you their so called food is already sanitized so it will suit him!

I would hate to sit next to him on a flight!

What you really mean is "you want"! You have no idea what I or others want! Why be so negative?

Where is tour wife taking you tomorrow, do you know yet?

A true gentleman would not be displaying his "assets" in public! You should also be aware that we Scots wear a Kilt to cover and hide such inadvertent exposures or large bulges in/or outside the trouser department! As we Scots like to remind people' "There is nothing worn under the kilt! It is all in perfect working order and free to move with the skirl of the pipes and the wind!

I agree but I was asking you! ????

I shall weigh up my response before asking you what was the pull at the time! I am however concerned that the plastic bag you are using to defy Gravity must make for a very sweaty and obviously uncomfortable situation!

From the UK daily mail today! 'Being a gay person, you are more prepared for trolling because you are in the minority. I don't read the comments... my mum does. But Robbie and I are in this together, so we have got each other's backs.' I wonder if he said that tongue in cheek? EXCLUSIVE: Made In Chelsea to become first UK show in TV history to broadcast three-way kiss between male throuple as Channel 4 hire 'Queer Expert' to oversee storyline | Daily Mail Online

You must be hanging out in all the wrong places in that case!

And told to hop along!

Truths About the Military If you can see the enemy, he can see you. Never tell a Sergeant you have nothing to do. If the enemy is in range, so are you. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once. Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small. Whoever said, 'the pen is mightier than the sword', obviously never encountered automatic weapons. Friendly fire isn't. Tracers work both ways

A taxidermist was traveling for a job in a rural area, and stopped off for a meal at a local bar and grill. After entering all eyes were on him, and he felt quite uncomfortable so he hurried to the bar to place an order to go, when he turned around he was surrounded with hillbillies glaring. The leader says "what are you doing here stranger"? Taxidermist replies nervously, "I'm a Taxidermist I'm here for work" The glares intensify, " a taxidermist! What the hell is that"? The taxidermist goes " I stuff and mount animals" The hillbilly breaks into a wide grin and shouts "it's all cool boys he's one of us"!

A friend of mine is a veterinarian. He is also a taxidermist. He has a sign above the surgery that reads, “Either way, you get your dog back.”

Why not just tell them to go and get stuffed?

Someone else who believes that the UK STILL covers most of planet Earth!