scottiejohn

The OP has nothing to do with reality!

A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago. They’re trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears. I don’t get my toilet rolls there anymore.

What's four inches long, two inches wide and always disappoints women? An empty toilet roll

Ditto!

We should be so lucky!

By stoking or poking it with a stick! PS; And usually with loads of verbal/written diarrhoea attached!

Nor do either the vendors or the customers! Stick on QR's are just potential for a big SCAN SCAM! QR's inside official aps are probably OK but never scan a paper QR stuck on an object like parking meter etc!

I had to use a tablet a short while ago for a specific non AN purpose and on completion thought I would log onto AN and see what posters are complaining about and that I had previously posted about! What a disaster! Without @dblockers the AN site is totally unusable on anything other than a large monitor! I can only assume that the Mods/Owners also use either @dblockers or desktops with very big screen monitors! AN; I understand you must make money but the ads are WAY OTP! If I was involved in advertising I most certainly would not advertise on AN as it is overloaded with so called adverts and unusable IMO!

Who cares? COVID is over for the majority of the world's population for now!

I agree! Yet another annoying and unwanted irritation which even my adblockers cant stop!

Wishful thinking! I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future! She said no! So I robbed her!

INCONCLUSIVE STUDY RESULTS ARE IN! A recent scientific study has just published a report that found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters!

My girlfriend and I made love for 3 hours last night.We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.I made her stay in the waiting/bath room for 2 hours 56 minutes and then completed my longest ever sex session! Can I claim a record!

If you do not have access to a UK address open an account with a UK Mail forwarding Company and then change your banking addresses etc to that address!!

I was going to take the dog to an obedience class; But it wouldn’t go.

The average AN Poster?

What a beautiful day for dashing out to Trafalgar Square, chucking a bucket of whitewash over the pigeons and saying, ‘There you are, how do you like it?’ PS; No prizes for guessing this UK TV comedian!

ADAM AND EVE AFTER A FEW YEARS TOGETHER!

How many students does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows! — it’s never been done before.

A little old lady went to the doctor and said: ‘Can I have some more sleeping pills for my husband please?’ He said: ‘Why?’ She said: ‘He keeps waking up!’

Bureaucrats are getting too officious these days; There are some very dodgy questions on some of the forms they send out now adays! A recent loan form application said Sex! I put, ‘occasionally’ if I have any money left" PS; I nearly said that is why I need the loan as I am going blind living on my own!

But only in a circle with the longer leg on the downward side! See; "The Wild Haggis is a small, rough-haired quadruped creature, native to the Scottish Highlands. A notable feature is that the legs on one side of the animal’s body are both significantly longer than those on the other, this being a local long-term evolutionary adaptation to living on the steep sides of Scottish mountains.! three legged haggis - Search (bing.com)