-
Posts
6,133 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Downloads
Everything posted by scottiejohn
-
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A zoo had acquired a rare species of gorilla but although the female was in season, they had no male gorilla to mate with her. In desperation they asked one of the keepers whether he would be willing to have sex with the gorilla for a hundred dollars. The keeper asked for a little time to think about the idea. The following morning, he went back to the zoo bosses with his answer. ‘I’ll agree to have sex with the gorilla,’ he said, ‘but on three conditions. First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union.’ ‘Yes, that’s all fine,’ said the zoo bosses. ‘What is your third condition?’ The keeper said: ‘You’ll have to give me another week to come up with the a hundred bucks.’ -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. "Give me five beers, please." Give me five condoms, please. "Do you want a bag?" "No, she's not that ugly." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The (non physical) penny will soon drop! -
They have basically, "accepted" (forced to accept) all the previous ones so why should they not "accept" another one? PS; This is not France!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
To (Bit)coin a phrase! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Priceless! -
All this talk of inactive posts has got me pondering the age old questions; a) How do you activate an inactive post? b) Do they have inactive shifts? c) Since COVID are they allowed to be inactive from home (IFH)? d) Is there a Head Office of Inactive posts and if so how is it manned?
-
How are the Russians paying for it all?
scottiejohn replied to Jenkins9039's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
A statement of the obvious to most of us non sex pests. -
At last an organisation with the b@lls to do what is right! Watch the woke brigade get their nickers/underpants in a twist over this!
- 68 replies
-
- 28
-
How are the Russians paying for it all?
scottiejohn replied to Jenkins9039's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
That depends on your definition of a brothel! From the OED; brothel "a house where men visit prostitutes. ORIGIN C16: from Middle English brothel 'worthless man, prostitute'. If you replace "house" with "establishment" or similar then I would say there are quite a large number of them around! -
The so called crimes are the same as every official in Thailand does on a daily basis!
-
Because he knew the so called court was rigged against him and that he had no chance of avoiding jail if he stayed in Thailand!