scottiejohn

Why? T.I.T.S. It is also a very good reason why you should use an agent if you are legit regarding funds etc and do not want to p!ss around and waste time at an IO!

But he never had any "Bone Spurs" to play up! If he said that now he might be accused of lying!! ????

I take it then that you don't play chess at a high level!

I see no problem with them all the sports bodies creating three new categories; 1. Trans women 2. Trans men 3. Trans women/ex transmen/ex transwoman/don't have a clue sex!

He/It/she etc doesn't know and cannot make it's mind up if it is a he or a she or an it or a they but thinks(?) that it can make it's mind up and have firm opinions on political issues! What a pr!ck! if it/she/he/they whatever still has one and remembers how to use it as God intended!

When?

My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... I'm not allowed to bring felt tip pens (Sharpies to our US cousins) to bed any longer.

The wife and I have agreed that we don't want kids. We also agreed to tell them when they get back from school this afternoon!

An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any hair "down there. " She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why did you have to show her yours." "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the two dart's teams hadn't!"

I found stir fry all over my staircase this morning I must have been sleep wok-ing again!

A man’s wife was lying in bed crying. Her husband walks in and asks “what’s wrong?” “I had a dream where a prince took me from you” she replies. The husband says “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.” To which the wife retorts “that’s why I’m crying!”

No I could not do that! I love reading jokers jokes!

Maybe it should be! Public opinion might just count if they think he is running scared!

Not with some of the posters on here who will say the Google translation is not as good as their perfect Thai which nobody seems to understand!!

I fully understand why I suggested/asked it to be closed! As you have just said; "the direction it has taken. " away from the topic! I suggest you go and start a new topic about who has perfect Thai etc and let the petrol pump attendant get the kudos he deserves for his efforts!

I hope you miss posted the above in this forum and that it was meant for the "bad taste joke section" where it belongs!

Looking at that mug shot it looks looks the book hit her full frontal!

So you now admit that you are not a real person as some here have thought all along! You really are just a little pronoun! ????

His Thai is perfect according to an earlier post to which I responded. "Perfect in whose opinion?" I asked He has not yet answered! But another person has responded repeatedly with pompous and insulting posts with have nothing to do with the question I asked! This whole thread has gone so off topic it should be closed!

But the players get the choice to be white or black!

I don't harbour grudges or get stormy about adverse comments that give birth to badly delivered posts! It's OK as it seems she had the stomach for it and is anchored in a stable relationship! Roll on!

Your taking the Goat!???? I'm kidding!

NO! It was neither clear, wanted or required and is nothing to do with my question! Please drop it and let the posts get back on topic!

I assume that "praise" will be taken as a compliment!

Also add in a group of "I claim to have changed backwards and forwards at least once"!