scottiejohn

I shall weigh up my response before asking you what was the pull at the time! I am however concerned that the plastic bag you are using to defy Gravity must make for a very sweaty and obviously uncomfortable situation!

From the UK daily mail today! 'Being a gay person, you are more prepared for trolling because you are in the minority. I don't read the comments... my mum does. But Robbie and I are in this together, so we have got each other's backs.' I wonder if he said that tongue in cheek? EXCLUSIVE: Made In Chelsea to become first UK show in TV history to broadcast three-way kiss between male throuple as Channel 4 hire 'Queer Expert' to oversee storyline | Daily Mail Online

You must be hanging out in all the wrong places in that case!

And told to hop along!

Truths About the Military If you can see the enemy, he can see you. Never tell a Sergeant you have nothing to do. If the enemy is in range, so are you. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once. Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small. Whoever said, 'the pen is mightier than the sword', obviously never encountered automatic weapons. Friendly fire isn't. Tracers work both ways

A taxidermist was traveling for a job in a rural area, and stopped off for a meal at a local bar and grill. After entering all eyes were on him, and he felt quite uncomfortable so he hurried to the bar to place an order to go, when he turned around he was surrounded with hillbillies glaring. The leader says "what are you doing here stranger"? Taxidermist replies nervously, "I'm a Taxidermist I'm here for work" The glares intensify, " a taxidermist! What the hell is that"? The taxidermist goes " I stuff and mount animals" The hillbilly breaks into a wide grin and shouts "it's all cool boys he's one of us"!

A friend of mine is a veterinarian. He is also a taxidermist. He has a sign above the surgery that reads, “Either way, you get your dog back.”

Why not just tell them to go and get stuffed?

Someone else who believes that the UK STILL covers most of planet Earth!

The OP has nothing to do with reality!

A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago. They’re trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears. I don’t get my toilet rolls there anymore.

What's four inches long, two inches wide and always disappoints women? An empty toilet roll

Ditto!

We should be so lucky!

By stoking or poking it with a stick! PS; And usually with loads of verbal/written diarrhoea attached!

Nor do either the vendors or the customers! Stick on QR's are just potential for a big SCAN SCAM! QR's inside official aps are probably OK but never scan a paper QR stuck on an object like parking meter etc!

I had to use a tablet a short while ago for a specific non AN purpose and on completion thought I would log onto AN and see what posters are complaining about and that I had previously posted about! What a disaster! Without @dblockers the AN site is totally unusable on anything other than a large monitor! I can only assume that the Mods/Owners also use either @dblockers or desktops with very big screen monitors! AN; I understand you must make money but the ads are WAY OTP! If I was involved in advertising I most certainly would not advertise on AN as it is overloaded with so called adverts and unusable IMO!

Who cares? COVID is over for the majority of the world's population for now!

I agree! Yet another annoying and unwanted irritation which even my adblockers cant stop!

Wishful thinking! I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future! She said no! So I robbed her!

INCONCLUSIVE STUDY RESULTS ARE IN! A recent scientific study has just published a report that found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters!

My girlfriend and I made love for 3 hours last night.We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.I made her stay in the waiting/bath room for 2 hours 56 minutes and then completed my longest ever sex session! Can I claim a record!

If you do not have access to a UK address open an account with a UK Mail forwarding Company and then change your banking addresses etc to that address!!

I was going to take the dog to an obedience class; But it wouldn’t go.