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Best ways to pull yourself out of a slump?
scottiejohn replied to bob smith's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
If you really are running 5 times a day that would NOT cheer me up! I assume you mean 5 times a week! -
Donald Trump confirms he will skip Republican presidential debates
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
That seems to be Trump's, and his followers, motto! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
And they made Cock-a-Leekie soup with some of the other bits! PS; For non Scots Cock-a-Leekie soup is a real dish Traditional Scottish Cock-a-Leekie Soup Recipe (thespruceeats.com) -
It does not have more pages than any other thread and quantity does not equate to quality!
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Cost of living in Chiang Mai ? Realistic ?
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in Chiang Mai
Where is the beach in Chiang Mai? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
And what Trump says! -
So it is a pointless thread then!
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Since you seem to have done that yourself please save me some time by just answering the two questions I asked earlier! 1. Who or what is a god? 2. What are they/it supposed to do?
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I can't be bothered to read nearly 20,000 replies! I don't care if it has been asked before but; 1. Who or what is a god? 2. What are they/it supposed to do? PS; I only ask as the number of replies really grabbed my attention!
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Gated communities with 4 bedroom houses in Chiang Mai
scottiejohn replied to FriendlyFarang's topic in Chiang Mai
That makes sense! -
Gated communities with 4 bedroom houses in Chiang Mai
scottiejohn replied to FriendlyFarang's topic in Chiang Mai
Rung Arroon what? -
Donald Trump confirms he will skip Republican presidential debates
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
I assume you mean Trump as that is the topic title? If so I am in total agreement as he seems to have lost his marbles with all his recent ranting and ravings! -
Donald Trump confirms he will skip Republican presidential debates
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
I think he was referring to Trump! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. "I've just discovered what I believe is a nearly 3,000 year old mummy of a Philistine who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." So he did so! A week later, the amazed curator Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age, nationality and cause of death. How in the world did you work that out by just looking at him?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
"A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN"... The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans yesterday over what was thought to be a pending/imminent engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico. Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A blonde and a redhead head into their ranch and find their bull is missing! The women plan to buy another one, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation! „Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“ The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired. Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office. “You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?” The cannibals swear that they are innocent. The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader. “You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?” One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand. “You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss!" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance... The policeman asked “What is she wearing?” I replied “I don’t recall”. The policeman asked “What is her height?” I replied “Average”. The policeman asked “Weight?” I replied “Who knows?” The policeman asked “Hair colour?” I replied “Mmm what month are we in?” The policeman asked “Was she driving?” I replied “Yes”. B The policeman asked “Type of car?” I replied “A black BMW with a supercharged V8 3.0 litre engine. Generating 333 horsepower. 0-60 in 5.6 seconds. Eight speed automatic gearbox. Full leather interior, top of the range SAT Nav. Keyless entry and starting, low profile alloy wheels full service history. Oh and a thin scratch on drivers side door and......”. Don't worry sir......we will find your car. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What do you call a loaf of bread with 1500 horsepower? A Baguetti -
Gated communities with 4 bedroom houses in Chiang Mai
scottiejohn replied to FriendlyFarang's topic in Chiang Mai
Is there a specific reason for wanting to live in a "Gated Community"? Any time I have visited friends inside one I do not find them (the gated Communities) very welcoming and mostly out of town with no immediate access to basic things like 7/11's Big C etc!