scottiejohn

What do you call your angry French Auntie? A croissant!

When I was young boy teenager! At bedtime my mum's sister used to tell me stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a Thai masseuse as an aunt I guess!

On the subject of cows! I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means It’s pasture bedtime!”

A woman is making special hamburgers made of deer meat for her family for dinner one night ... She says to her kids "try to guess what type of meat is in the hamburger. Ill give you a hint, its what Daddy often calls me" Immediately his son says to his sister "What is mom on about, I thought all burgers were made from old cows!"

I wonder who fingered him?

Is it? That is not what the OP title says!

What is the topic?

I believe they come from chickens!

hardly needs a caption......... Yes it does! Which silly moo dropped that pile of dung there!

Why did you not post this more helpful post the first time rather than the dangerous BS you made on your third post on this forum re; reseting the BIOS!! I suggest that after that earlier very dangerous (to a computer) post that any advice you make regarding computers should be totally ignored!

BS!

Why insult hamburgers by comparing Trump to one of God's foods?

I think it is actually centered in Mount Krakatoa!

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable." The fifth surgeon, quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

How come he's still standing next to the doctor? I would have assaulted him, the spineless git for taking it without my permission!

I hope they are fresh growing leaves!

Better duck out of site then! If that man has got a big one he could really quack you up and cause you serious harm if he bites down too hard! PS' you just push some bread through the letter box and see if he waddles away!

I don't know where the OP is from! I am just highlighting the problems with the majority of mainstream UK credit cards for people who use them! (I used to work in that industry) There are some limited/specific use UK CCs but the problem is they tend to be for specific functions and not general purpose use!

Please provide an example of such a card that is acceptable worldwide! PS; Please note I am referring to using a CC to obtain cash overseas (and as a side issue also in the UK), not just for general overseas purchases!

You have been very modest about you artistic talents!

Waiting for a bus to visit their boyfriends no doubt!

Barking up the wrong tree again were you?

Nor do we on this forum! (just joking )

It's even worse when you disagree with the answer you gave to your own question! And even worse when both your answers are wrong!

It's even worse when you see the same he/she/it/they etc in a yellow dress with a pink bag!