scottiejohn

I found stir fry all over my staircase this morning I must have been sleep wok-ing again!

A man’s wife was lying in bed crying. Her husband walks in and asks “what’s wrong?” “I had a dream where a prince took me from you” she replies. The husband says “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.” To which the wife retorts “that’s why I’m crying!”

No I could not do that! I love reading jokers jokes!

Maybe it should be! Public opinion might just count if they think he is running scared!

Not with some of the posters on here who will say the Google translation is not as good as their perfect Thai which nobody seems to understand!!

I fully understand why I suggested/asked it to be closed! As you have just said; "the direction it has taken. " away from the topic! I suggest you go and start a new topic about who has perfect Thai etc and let the petrol pump attendant get the kudos he deserves for his efforts!

I hope you miss posted the above in this forum and that it was meant for the "bad taste joke section" where it belongs!

Looking at that mug shot it looks looks the book hit her full frontal!

So you now admit that you are not a real person as some here have thought all along! You really are just a little pronoun! ????

His Thai is perfect according to an earlier post to which I responded. "Perfect in whose opinion?" I asked He has not yet answered! But another person has responded repeatedly with pompous and insulting posts with have nothing to do with the question I asked! This whole thread has gone so off topic it should be closed!

But the players get the choice to be white or black!

I don't harbour grudges or get stormy about adverse comments that give birth to badly delivered posts! It's OK as it seems she had the stomach for it and is anchored in a stable relationship! Roll on!

Your taking the Goat!???? I'm kidding!

NO! It was neither clear, wanted or required and is nothing to do with my question! Please drop it and let the posts get back on topic!

I assume that "praise" will be taken as a compliment!

Also add in a group of "I claim to have changed backwards and forwards at least once"!

Even more so as all I asked was a question that required a one word answer! Just to remind you the question, which was not even directed at you, was; "Perfect in whose opinion?"

What a pompous and irrelevant response to the question; "Perfect in whose opinion?"

Perfect in whose opinion?

Did you hear about the woman who had problems giving birth at sea? She had to have an emergency sea-section. But it ended well as she had a bouncing baby buoy.

I suggest you educate yourself before making stupid incomprehensible posts; What PS Means and How to Use It Correctly in Your Email | Grammarly

so show a bit of respect to the Self Chosen One!????????

Nice to see the Bishop getting a knight off! PS; I wonder who paid the check and did they have Queen Prawns?

A dog making a spectacle of itself!

True & not a joke! Not anymore importunely as it was destroyed by fire and then demolished recently!