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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Was it you? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Dis you dictate this message from your hospital bed to a friend to post for you? -
Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
A top astronomer who worked on Russia's failed space expedition has been rushed to hospital following the Luna-25 spacecraft's crash into the surface of the Moon. Russian astronomer who advised Putin's failed Luna-25 mission to the Moon is rushed to hospital over 'sharp deterioration in his health' - after unmanned spacecraft CRASHED | Daily Mail Online -
They are a bunch of 'No Hopers' why draw negative attention to such a worthy worthless drug?
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Maybe some people thought they weren't funny when posted the first time and thought "it's the way I post em" and decided to try again! ???? PS: I do find it a bit annoying to find the same memes posted within 24 hours. Obviously some posters do not read onwards from their last post! PPS; Sorry for the seriousness as this is a joke forum!???? -
Thank goodness! Who wants that SNP bunch of left wing wokies running anything!
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I reckon you're possibly the decaded poster of the decade! OOPS; I meant to reference @transam not you!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Cereal first or milk first? Neither. Bowl first. -
Only if you are entering into "Fools Mate"? The Fooles Mate— Beale, The Royall Game of Chesse-Play Black Kings Biſhops pawne one houſe. White Kings pawne one houſe. Black kings knights pawne two houſes White Queen gives Mate at the contrary kings Rookes fourth houſe Beale's example can be paraphrased in modern terms where White always moves first, algebraic notation is used, and Black delivers the fastest possible mate after each player makes two moves: 1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4# .f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#.
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... I'm not allowed to bring felt tip pens (Sharpies to our US cousins) to bed any longer. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The wife and I have agreed that we don't want kids. We also agreed to tell them when they get back from school this afternoon! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any hair "down there. " She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why did you have to show her yours." "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the two dart's teams hadn't!"