scottiejohn

I agree. I use the fixed deposit account with BKK and all the IO want is the letter and the updated passbook. I make no transaction to update my book. The only transactions that ever shows in the book is the interest ones! In the past the CM IO used to ask for evidence of daily living expenses so I always have my regular passbook with me but no specific update just for the IO! The have not asked for that for a few years now.

It makes no difference what country you die in, you are still dead. It might be a PIA for your family if they want your body back although God knows why they would want it! PS; By using you/your I am talking generally and not at a specific poster!

As we know from the OP and some of his fellow posters!

You missed out that the reduction is not immediate and is aimed at 2030 and that the environment is NOT the primary reason! I suggest they are hooking the climate change agenda to their financial decision to try and give it some "legitimacy! The move is aimed at “boosting the exports of high-quality rice, ensuring domestic food security, protecting the environment and adapting to climate change,” according to the government document, dated May 26 and reviewed by Reuters. https://www.reuters.com/article/vietnam-rice-idAFL1N37O016

Don't worry you will get over it in time!

He would certainly have an excellent role model to follow!

There once lived a strong, Native American man who had only one testicle! Everyone in the village called him "One stone" because of this, but nobody dared to say it to his face because he would kill anyone who directly said it him. Unfortunately, a woman in the village named Bluebird did not know about this. One morning, while she was walking past One Stone, she greeted him by saying "Hello, One Stone". He immediately took her into the woods, and made love to her until she died from exhaustion. Another woman by the name of Yellowbird, who also did not know about One Stone's hatred of his nickname, greeted him one morning, saying "Hi, One Stone!". Once again, One Stone took her into the woods and made love to her all day and night, but she didn't die....... Because you can't kill two birds with one stone!

An Angel came down from heaven and visited a park. He saw two statues, one of a naked woman, and one of a naked man. The statues were separated by a path and faced each other. They were covered in moss and bird droppings and looked like they had been in the same position for hundreds of years. The angel took pity on them, he said to himself: why don’t I bring these statues to life, so they can be united. And so he did. As soon as the statues came to live, they took each other’s hand and headed for the bushes. The angel walk around in the park, and when he came back he heard noises coming from the bushes. He leaned in to hear what was going on. He heard the woman saying to the man: "why don’t you hold the pigeon down for a while so I can poo on him."

A young boy was kissed by a girl he really liked, but after only a few seconds, the boy abruptly ended his first kiss. "I'm s s sorry, but I can't continue!" he said. "Why not," the girl asked, "didn't you like it?" "No, that's not it," the boy replied. "It's my mom. She said that if I kiss a girl before I'm sixteen, I'll turn into a statue." "I had to stop as I could feel it starting to happen already!"

A Kiwi, an Australian and a Welshman are hanging out together on a farm... The Kiwi notices a sheep that has become stuck in fence trying to squeeze in between the rails. "I'll just be a minute, lads" says the Kiwi as he runs over and humps the helpless sheep. After a good tussle, he rejoins his comrades as the Aussie pipes up: "Well, I don't see why not!" He then runs over and humps the sheep. The Welshman waits for the Aussie to pull up his trousers and saunters over the poor, ravaged sheep. He grabs her by the hind legs and pulls her out of the fence. "What are you doing? Don't you want to have a go?" asks the Kiwi. "I need to turn her over first" replies the Welshman. "But....why?" asks the Aussie. Exasperated by the ignorance of his companions, the Welshman looks back and replies: "How else do you expect me to kiss her?"

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to do it to themselves!

Too late going by the lack of quality and content of his posts!

The MEGA I used earlier was not a mistype! I used it in it's Greek meaning! PS; The conditions of one road in a Country do not mean that it is a reflection of that Country on a whole! I suggest you get back on topic!

Or could it be a Muslim suicide school?

Probably gets a better response from the tuna tin! Especially if it's tunaed in to his tastes!

But he will end up with a smashing time of it!

Why insult toads?

Try looking and searching in Bangkok! I do not believe that the city of google is anywhere your stratosphere!

Maybe someone's prayers have been answered!

Hoping it is nothing serious and if so can you make it as long as possible "as the actress said to the Bishop"!

This should have been posted int the "Joke Forum" IMHO! ????

Don't need to! It is already great!

The fact that it is so obviously a ploy to disable the Rep candidate Is only in the minds(?) of the MEGA idiots!

A Canadian (insert any Nationality of choice) was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted, "D'ya eat jam with your bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada." The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "What a stupid question why we throw them away, of course!" Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States." "Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"