scottiejohn

Are you saying you bothered to read the article and watch the video? If so did you know about her before you did so?

The whole thread is Potty!

NO!

I assume it must have been an online course in a third language! As such, If you paid for your student English course, I suggest you claim your money back!

You of course have first hand experience to back up that claim I assume!

Why Should we post unfelt and bogus RIP's for a nonentity that we know nothing about?

I hope you don't say that whilst in the Gents (WC)!

That should make a change for most of us! ???? I'm joking! Honest! ????

I thought the topic was visa on entry, not your bedroom practices!

And get a defrosted 5YO steak!

After a series of ups and downs, the "New Bangkok International Airport" company (NBIA) was formed in 1996. Due to political and economic instabilities, notably the Asian financial crisis of 1997, construction did not begin until six years later in January 2002 by the government of Thaksin Shinawatra. On 15 September 2006, the airport started limited daily operations. Thaksin was overthrown in a military coup on 19 September 2006. Suvarnabhumi Airport - Wikipedia

I'll drink to that!

Or you are as ugly as the rest of us and had a visa that did not require you to show your "assets"! ????

This is a bit long but I think it is worth it (as the Bishop said to the actress)! A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, "Teacher, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4". The Teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Teacher to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Teacher decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Teacher: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum. Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. The principal was looking restless. Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Boy: Wedding ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: OH MY GOD. Teacher: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Ohooo! Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Teacher, "Send this boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!" PS; Own up! How many did you get correct?

Or a friend with a stiff..........?

Let everyone who is not a MEGA-MAGA idiot pray this comes true!

If only it had city/location names! I doubt if many Thais could locate their Mooban on that map!

Never heard of! Loved by who apart from her family? Who or what was it?

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership! They asked to speak to the salesman they had spoken to the day before. He finally arrived and told the old couple that he had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful young lady for £65,000!" “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the £75, 000 asking price and you insisted there could be no discounts on this model,” said the man. “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just such a stunning young lady." "How could I resist?” "Oh! just look at her, here she is just coming over for some "after sales service, "wink wink"", look at her. replied the grinning salesman! Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.” “See you later, grandpa.” Goes to show…. Never mess with the elderly!

Moscow newspapers In Moscow, an old grandmother goes to the newspaper store, buys a newspaper, glances at the front page headlines briefly, and immediately throws it away. The next day, the grandmother goes to the store again, buys a newspaper, looks at it briefly, and immediately throws it away. So it goes day in and day out, one morning the sales clerk asks the grandmother curiously: "Grandmother, why do you always throw away the newspaper immediately?" Whereupon the grandmother answers, "... oh, I just look at the obituaries...". The salesman is astonished, "But the obituaries are not on the front page...". The grandmother replies, "The obituary I'm waiting for will be on the front page!"

The Life of a Bug Spray Salesman A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. *"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. *"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you to a tree in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you." The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to the tree. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the corn field. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. *"Son," he said, *"Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"* The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a Mother!"

Totally agree! As many non devout Muslims will tell you; "The Koran only says that I cannot pray under the influence of alcohol, it does not ban it. So I don't pray after drinking"! Especially during Ramadan! PS; Don't get the same Muslums on the subject of sex during Ramadan. The Koran only mentions sex with women is banned during that time!! I leave the rest to your imagination!

The wife does! And you should if you want any enjoyment with her!

The other problem is when you do not live above your small business and have to pay two rents!

Come off it! But if true I would have to hand it to you (figuratively speaking that is)!