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21 hours ago, snoop1130 said:
Police Bust Online Gambling
On-line gambling is a vile, degenerate and foreign activity.
The scoundrels responsible for this scourge are selfishly attempting to deprive the police of their rightful protection and extortion bribes.
Thankfully, the heroes of the Criminal Investigation Bureau are taking swift action to preserve sacred Thai traditions.
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Thai Tourism Laid to Rest
After a long and cruel struggle against stupidity, greed and xenophobia, Thai tourism has been removed from life support and formally declared deceased.
Tourism was buried today in its Pattaya home in a simple ceremony attended by close friends and family.
TAT is requesting cash donations in lieu of flowers.
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19 hours ago, snoop1130 said:
PM Prayut: Committee studies positive, negative aspects of legalizing gambling
Won’t happen anytime soon….
Legalized gambling would cause the police (and other assorted government officials) to lose an absolutely massive amount of money.
The plague has already severely cut into police protection rackets…and they will fight to keep their gambling interests intact.
The Hero-General doesn’t want to deal with a police rebellion right now.
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9 hours ago, webfact said:
Digital Minister asserts continued cooperation with contact tracing app developers
The government has been preaching for some time how these tracking apps are absolutely essential to Thai public health ….
The idea makes a certain degree of sense….but I’ve never heard of a specific instance where this system has been successfully used to notify anyone of potential exposure to the plague.
Makes one wonder if these things are actually working…. as the government wants people to believe they’re working.
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10 hours ago, webfact said:
PM Prayut - Government can handle COVID-19 outbreak
Is... 'handling'.... the COVID-19 outbreak...'today'...the same as having it 100% under control....a year ago?
January 27, 2020
Thailand’s PM assures coronavirus situation is “100% under control”
Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha has assured the public that the novel coronavirus situation in Thailand is “100% under control” and that he will personally take charge of overseeing the operations of all related agencies to deal with the virus
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1 hour ago, rooster59 said:
Man arrested for robbing Patong 7-Eleven with knife
However…the 7/11 has said that even if the thief is caught they will not press charges…as he wore a mask, practiced proper social distancing...and was the only customer they’ve had in nearly three days.
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6 hours ago, Our Man in the Tropics said:
Immigration rejected my claim
That’s all? It’s kind of surprising you didn’t get arrested, deported and blacklisted.
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Thailand to receive 2 million doses of Sinovac vaccine in Feb to April
So…now we’re supposed to buy a vaccine from the same people who created this unholy plague and unleashed it on the world. Yes, of course…this makes perfect sense...what could possibly go wrong?
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21 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:
Thai govt approves Chinese New Year as official holiday in 2021
The most glorious, enlightened, and heavenly Emperor Xi’s birthday is June 15.
Since there are no other holidays that week…the Hero-General and his loyal accomplishes would have time to lead the country in some truly cringe-worthy praise, worship and devotional adoration.
Another opportunity to let the boss know....Thailand cares.
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26 minutes ago, placeholder said:
What kept the Soviet Union from doing the same? Stealing technology is one thing. Getting an economic system to function productively is quite another.
Slave labor helps........
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10 hours ago, webfact said:
He added that the new budget for school lunches will soon be proposed to the Cabinet as a “gift to students”.
He added that the new budget for school lunches will soon be proposed to the Cabinet as a “gift to
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7 hours ago, rooster59 said:
They will be setting up checkpoints to check the drivers’ alcohol level
The earlier idea of reducing time-consuming breathalyzer tests is pure genius
No need to take a breath test…drunk or not....everyone pays as soon as they roll up on a checkpoint.
Save more time…make more money.
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35 minutes ago, rooster59 said:Thai seafood to be packaged with ‘Covid-safe’ mark from Dec 26
So far, 60 exporters have applied for the new safety certification.
So...if "COVID-safe" certification consists of putting a label on something. Why not give all the Burmese official "COVID-safe" t-shirts?
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2 hours ago, webfact said:BANGKOK (NNT) - The Center for COVID-19 Situation Administration (CCSA) has confirmed that there is no need to impose a lockdown
No need for a national lockdown.
But they should definitely order a lockdown of the Hero-General’s house and put him into a total and indefinite quarantine.
….to ensure he is kept 100% safe from plague-producing pathogens and other evil foreign contamination.
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3 hours ago, webfact said:Thai PM asks public to notify officials of illegal migrant smuggling networks
But if you do....
....you'll be buried with a mountain of defamation lawsuits...a complete collection of libel charges....and then jailed for "creating panic and projecting a false image of Thailand abroad."
Through the Looking Glass.... with the Hero-General.
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18 hours ago, webfact said:
Thai Travel Industry Faces ‘Nail in Coffin’ After New Outbreak
No problem....
Issue sixty day visas...and jack the ASQ quarantine period up to sixty days....with no extensions.
It's all profit.
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19 hours ago, RichardColeman said:
Then what ? Round them all up in a pen ?
Anyone with a high temperature will be subject to a 500 Baht fever tax.
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6 hours ago, webfact said:Bangkok's governor general Aswin Kwanmuang issued a ten point plan yesterday to prevent the spread of Covid-19 after hundreds tested positive in nearby Samut Sakhon province.
Plan?....What kind of ‘plan’ is this?
There is no mention of forming any committees, sub-committees, working groups, task forces, delegations, boards, panels, or commissions.
What on earth will everyone do all day?
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3 hours ago, webfact said:PM urges Thai people not to panic in wake of new wave of COVID-19 infections
Just like Deja Vu.....all over again....
January 27, 2020
Thailand’s PM assures coronavirus situation is “100% under control”
Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha has assured the public that the novel coronavirus situation in Thailand is “100% under control” and that he will personally take charge of overseeing the operations of all related agencies to deal with the virus, as well as the PM2.5 dust pollution.
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21 minutes ago, rooster59 said:Four charged for operating scam related to the government’s co-payment scheme
The government will produce a modest number of unimportant, unconnected, nameless, faceless, powerless scapegoats....throw a barrage of criminal charges at them, fine and/or jail some of them, wait until everyone more or less forgets about it all...…and then declare the problem solved.
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30 minutes ago, rooster59 said:WHO investigators heading to China in early January to probe virus
A holiday trip for the WHO team….
China will have a carefully composed and thoroughly sanitized report ready for them...long before they even arrive.
The WHO people will spend their time taking choreographed tours, attending dinners, accepting gifts, and posing for photos.
They will accept and endorse... without question....whatever China tells them.
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5 hours ago, webfact said:Following reports of shops and hotels attempting to defraud the government’s economic stimulation campaigns, the Prime Minister has stressed all persons involved must be prosecuted, whatever kind of fraud it is.
But Mr. Hero-General…..there's just one small problem....
How do you prosecute people engaged in corruption if the defamation laws make it a crime to identify them?
Sort of makes corruption an officially sanctioned and protected business...doesn't it?
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5 hours ago, webfact said:He added that government officials preferred working behind closed doors because they were afraid of being attacked by the media if they were too transparent.
See?....oh ye of little faith....there's a perfectly good reason for keeping all those government doors closed.
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10 hours ago, webfact said:New 100 banknotes caused confusion among Thais
What auspicious timing….
With millions of people in debt…millions of people unemployed….and millions of people wondering how they’re going to support their families…the government decides to roll out a fancy set of larger, more colorful, and more impressive banknotes.
It’s no wonder these banknotes confuse people..…..possibly they’re only intended for use by Hi-So spenders. The old, worn, and ordinary banknotes are better left to the peasants.
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New report gives fascinating insight into salary levels in Thailand
in Thailand News
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It would be more interesting if they could rate these jobs according to their income potential from various cons, scams, rackets, and rip-offs…