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4 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut to visit Phuket as tourism efforts fall flat

This news will certainly save Phuket.

The Hero-General’s words of wisdom and majestic presence will inspire the people to superhuman efforts of tourism promotion. And the opportunity to actually see and experience Thailand’s savior in action...will draw millions of tourists like flies to shi….that stuff that flies like so much.

Yet another vexing problem put to rest….

2 hours ago, GlassWayOverHalfFull said:

There is nothing anyone can say to ever get positive feedback on here. Your lives must be utterly miserable. Many of you with thousands of posts saying the same thing day after day.  Leave if you don't like it.... Some of you must have been here for 7 years writing 2 negative posts a day to "amuse" yourselves. 

Absolutely correct…these degenerate naysayers are a blight on the community and deserve a harsh scolding. But fear not, a new world beckons…and there’s certainly an important place for positive thinkers like you in the glittering, transcendent, and wondrous future of ‘Neo-Pattaya.’

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Cabinet backs plan to set up reconciliation committee

No need to waste a perfectly good committee on this….

…the Hero-General ordered happiness and reconciliation years ago…and the people obediently became happy and reconciled.

There must be a misunderstanding.

58 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Keeping his head down for some reason... 

In a free fire zone...it's always a good idea to stay clear of the frag pattern....

4 hours ago, webfact said:

MP slashes own arm in Parliament to protest treatment of pro-democracy movement

Political theater at its best.

Not to be outdone….the brave, courageous, lion-hearted, Hero-General has vowed to respond by writing his resignation in blood.

Private Somchai has been volunteered to act as the donor.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

PM says Opposition has forgotten the massive corruption during Pheu Thai administration

This whole …”Yeah…but, they’re more corrupt than me.” argument is childish, stupid, inaccurate, and proves absolutely nothing.. But what's funny is the buffoon is actually admitting that he's a thief.

Can the almighty Hero-General present just one (1) objective example that demonstrates where his so-called ‘regime’ has eliminated corruption?…or even been any ‘less corrupt’ than anyone else? Just one?

Of course not…because his gang of thugs has been worse. Rampant greed and unrestrained government corruption is how he and his partners in crime became so ridiculously rich.

And now…he’s whining because he wants even more.

What a tool.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Thai PM asks opposition MPs if they know what will happen if he steps down

Is this actually supposed to be…. a threat?

2 hours ago, vogie said:

And the moral of the story is, if it aint broke........break it.????

Actually that has been amended...now...if it's not broke....fix it until it is.

4 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Lottery riches! Single mum scoops big after "Ai Khai" appears in a dream!

How wonderful. She will soon have joyous reunions with hundreds of beloved relatives and close friends....that she has never met before.

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Teacher knifed to death in France after showing class cartoons of Prophet Mohammad

Remember….we must learn to use the correct terminology.

This wasn’t an outrageous, obscene, cold-blooded, deranged, psychotic murder….it was an emblematic example of vibrant cultural diversity.

There…that’s better.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Hunt on for foreigners after daring escape

If they’re Uighurs….they’re way up there on China’s ‘hit list’. So they were probably looking at being handed over to the Chinese and shipped directly to a concentration camp. Good luck with the get-away guys….hope you make it out of Thailand.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Rally shuts down Govt House as protesters demand extraordinary Parliament session

You have to admire their determination, their bravery, and their sincere, genuine patriotism. The future of Thailand depends on these young people...who are risking their lives by daring to look the corrupt, profiteering army in the eye take a bold stand for the country's freedom.

55 minutes ago, webfact said:

Thai PM pushes tracking app for foreign tourists, denies it’s like "Big Brother"

Yet another dazzlingly brilliant brainstorm from the Hero-General.

Once would-be-tourists find out about the rare opportunity to have every moment of their holiday tracked by Thailand’s famous “Not-Big-Brother” secret police…they will be irresistibly lured, enticed, tempted, beguiled, charmed, and seduced by the sheer wonder of it all.

Build more hotels...happy days are here again.

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Govt studies "Land Bridge" idea to connect two seas

Sounds like an ambitious...

...and expensive project ordered by Supreme Headquarters in Beijing. But, in a typical gesture of fraternal camaraderie, the big brothers will no doubt make it a fifty-fifty deal.…

Thailand will pay for…and China will own it.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Luxury home flooded in NE - owners had fled Bangkok now this

Some days you just can't win...but...It can always get worse....

58 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Arrival of Chinese tourists in Phuket under STV scheme delayed to Oct 26

And as the most ‘special’ of Special Tourists from the Heavenly Kingdom….

…it’s a safe bet these VIPs won’t have to fill out massive volumes of nonsensical visa paperwork, jump through an endless maze of bureaucratic obstacles, or suffer the full range of quarantine imprisonment.

That’s...of course...if they actually show up...