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43 minutes ago, webfact said:

Charter Court acquits PM Prayut Chan-o-cha

The result....was never in doubt.

The Hero-General has an absurdly large army (for a country with no intention of ever fighting anyone…except unarmed Thai people), lots of really expensive, scary weapons (some of which theoretically work), billions upon billions of (choose your currency) stashed away in an endless number of world-wide banks,....and a complete lack of honesty, integrity, ethics, and morality .

He also has an extensive collection of the exceedingly rare and highly prized…”Protection from the Law” amulets…which guarantee lifetime immunity for any and all crimes.

The Constitutional Court was no doubt much impressed with such...extraordinary credentials.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

"When Covid is over and there is a vaccine Thailand is the first place tourists will turn to for a visit," he claimed. 

But...but...what about Thailand's world champion title as "Hub of Quarantines? Surely they're not going to relinquish that hard-won title without a fight.

33 minutes ago, webfact said:

Police, court officials to have discussions ahead of ruling on PM

Because everyone knows that the fix is in and the result is a foregone conclusion.

This will only prove the protesters right once again..and pour more fuel on the protest fires.

This stupid, narcissistic, egomaniac remains determined to drag the country down further…and further...and further.

17 hours ago, webfact said:

Hua Hin: Beach restaurant fined 1,000 baht for menu violation

Well done...

Menu violations have long been a vile, unconscionable, scourge on the good reputation of Thailand.

Encouraging to see the regime has its priorities in order.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Pattaya: Drainage projects deserted

Another example of the Hero General’s unmatched brilliance and clairvoyant precognition….

Through his superhuman powers of foresight, he has correctly predicted a drought next year. So obviously there is no need to waste money on unnecessary drainage projects....

The Thai people are indeed fortunate to have such a wise leader…always looking for new ways to serve the people.

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Thai authorities admit "Billion Baht" quarantine has been massive cash cow for economy

 Great news...no need for a tourism industry....Thailand can just switch to a quarantine industry.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

However he admitted that many out of 500,000 establishments had not reported for training.

Where exactly are they supposed to 'report' for training....?

And who exactly is going to 'train' the staff of some 500,000 restaurants....by next month?

A classically Thai excuse for a... classically Thai extortion scheme.

6 hours ago, canopus1969 said:

the U.S. Navy said its warship had been in international waters

 

If that is true then why did the US Navy run away ?

The story was written and released by the Moscow Reuters office.....they're there to produce official-government-approved Russia-friendly news. That's what they do.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

....some suggested the teacher may have had reason for her actions. 

In ‘civilized’ countries….parents would refuse to tolerate this.

It’s a sad commentary on Thailand’s ‘bully culture' that the majority of Thai parents feel they have no choice but to submissively accept child abuse from those in 'command'....

...while at the same time teaching their children that 'authority'...however corrupt... must never be questioned.

And the shameless criminals in Government House wonder why young people are taking to the streets.

Peter Denis has put a lot of time and a lot of effort into his checklist.

If you read it carefully and follow his advice, you should be able to complete your extension without problem.

His checklist is informative, up-to-date, accurate...and absolutely free.

15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Ministry warns against sharing personal info with people masquerading as govt officials

Even if they have a badge....?

5 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

The discovery earlier this week prompted widespread criticism of Thailand’s e-commerce data protection system.

Thailand has an e-commerce data protection system....? Really...?

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Hotel operators beg govt to consider reopening Thailand

They’re begging the wrong people…

These are issues that are decided by the big boss: Godfather Xi.

They should be begging China instead.

31 minutes ago, webfact said:

Seven policemen tested for narcotics after drugs allegedly found in van

It's all a terrible misunderstanding.

The police had no intention of.…’taking’ the drugs. The drugs were there to be planted on arrested protesters. Which makes perfect sense as everyone knows drug possession makes for a better arrest charge than 'protesting'.

So the police were just following normal operating procedures and doing their job.

17 hours ago, webfact said:

Bangkok metered taxis can now charge special fees for luggage

Another brilliant idea...and another bold step into a 'Brave New Bangkok".

The small fact that....fifty thousand different taxi drivers will have fifty thousand different definitions of "luggage"........just might create a problem or two.

Looks like we may be back to negotiating taxi fares.

17 hours ago, webfact said:

Foreign business leaders call on Thailand to end its ‘red tape’ madness

Having an endless number of vague, irrational, and confusing laws is absolutely necessary to the Thai concept of government.

The very obscurity and ambiguity of so many laws is what makes them useful tools for government workers to use in favoring their friends, harassing their enemies and generating the...all-important bribes.

If government agencies and workers were required to follow a set of objective and well-defined regulations…the system would probably collapse.

12 minutes ago, Katipo said:

I can the shouts of joy from a thousand Sukhumvit Nigerians as I read this.

Why? If you’re making money selling illegal drugs…the last thing you want to hear is that they’re going to legalize it.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

State of emergency extended 45 days until January 15th

Forty five days is not nearly enough….

They should immediately petition Higher Headquarters in China for permission to….

- declare a permanent state of emergency.

- declare a permanent state of martial law.

- declare mandatory reconciliation.

- declare mandatory happiness.

- declare the Hero-General Tyrant-in-Chief for life.

This would solve all of Democratic Thailand’s current problems and...clear the way for a bright, richly deserved authoritarian future.

36 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

41 per cent of Thais barely make ends meet: poll

That's okay, they're just peasants. The elite top1% are making up for it...and living large.

33 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Thailand set to revive China bubble talks

Poor Thailand...they just don't understand why Daddy Xi is making them stand with their nose in the corner.

The Thai government should know by now that China will allow tourism to Thailand when they are good and ready. And it will on their terms....Thailand really has no say in the matter.

Although the Chinese do probably enjoy watching Thailand grovel and beg for treats.