12 hours ago, webfact said:

BANGKOK (NNT) - The government has assured that there are enough beds to cope with the recent spike in COVID-19 cases in Bangkok and surrounding provinces.

Absolutely true. The Government Ministry of Short Time Love Hotels has verified that although 61.3 % of short-time hotel beds are currently occupied….there are still over 52,000 'hot sheet' beds available. The PM has officially denied any rumors to the contrary.....

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Thai Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha is promoting public confidence in the Sinovac and AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccines

Remarkable how much a few billion Baht can do for the Lord High Czar's commitment to public confidence.

On 5/20/2021 at 12:01 AM, rodknock said:

has the government set up a guideline for the 2nd. covid-19 shot in thailand?

if they have where can it be found?

Not exactly an answer….but it’s doubtful anyone was really expecting one. However it does contain the magical word 'vaccine'.

I was given the following at my private, high end, exclusive, elite, nameless hospital yesterday (20 May) at 1105. Note: The person who gave me this was dressed in a realistic medical costume.

In keeping with official procedure….we can safely assume any semblance of truth contained in this TOP SECRET information expired by lunchtime…..

But some of it may be recycled in a few weeks or so....we never know.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

The government has set a goal of vaccinating at least 5 million people, or around 70% of the population of the metropolis, in June and July

But the important thing is that when it fails miserably…the Czar will have someone to blame.

15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

“The Phuket Provincial Court sent a notice to Ms Kulthida to inform her that the court will consider the temporary release of Pornthep

It’s possible the trigger-happy cop (a propensity for shooting innocent people adds to his resume) was a good earner and his ex-police bosses can make better use of him out on the street....making them money.

China’s poverty solution hailed as model for Thailand

Everything....about China is being 'hailed' as a model for Thailand. Sadly, the generals have cashed in/sold out and Thailand is effectively finished as an independent country. Just need to start hoisting images of Emperor Xi everywhere and switch to a stylish new red flag.

8 hours ago, webfact said:

He was keen to stress that everyone should work together to get the vaccine into the arms of the people. Fighting would only slow things down.

Profound and uplifting words of wisdom from the Exalted Lord High CZAR of Thailand’s frightful incompetence, distressing hardships, horrific disease, and desperate suffering. The people rejoice...for all is well.

Go back to the restaurant and speak with management. Inform them that you simply cannot continue as a customer. Tell them the new recipe is much too generous, much too extravagant, and you can’t tolerate such an overabundance of lavish, rich food. Wish them luck.

7 hours ago, webfact said:

A prime minister's office spokesman has warned his compatriots about flying abroad to get vaccinated against Covid-19 - so-called VAX Tours. 

He further advised the public to be patient….that the much-anticipated, Siam Bioscience vaccine will soon be rebranded as Sino-hack…..with do-it-yourself doses directly available for purchase through mail order from AliExpress.

9 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

 

Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha has ordered the procurement of 50 million doses of COVID-19 vaccine

Isn't this the Chinese wonder drug that the CZAR decided was not good enough for the country's elite....and refused to take it himself?

7 hours ago, webfact said:

Much rests on whether Siam BioScience can come through with the 61 million doses that are due to start becoming available next month. 

And what options does the supreme, invincible, almighty, COVID Czar have when Siam Bioscience fails to deliver?

(asking for a friend)

Thai ex-convict Deputy Minister spared the axe by

But really….is anyone even…..remotely surprised?

20 hours ago, webfact said:

Police in Muang district of Phitsanulok in northern Thailand are investigating after a man ran off with two gold necklaces weighing seven baht worth 183,050 baht.

A crafty criminal like this no doubt made careful getaway plans…they’ll probably find him hiding under the bed at Mommy’s house.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

The initiative for patrol officers is the brainchild of new RTP chief General Suwat Chaengyodsuk. He feels that the current uniform is not sufficiently functional.

What a fortunate stroke of luck that the new RTP chief General has family, or friends, or colleagues, or creditors....who just happen to own a "sufficiently functional" uniform factory.