4 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut greeted by hopeful locals

Another breathtaking performance by the People’s Politician…

The people weep with joy to witness his holy presence, to be touched by his soothing wise words, to bask in the warmth of his everlasting love.....

....but perhaps even more to to be entranced by the luminous glow of his perfectly cared for shoes…eagerly and contentiously shined by the devoted and loving caretaker of his footwear.

May such important shoes live long and prosper,

16 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut and Cabinet check tourism preparations on Samui

Don’t sit down yet….the fun is just beginning…

The Hero-General will now take all of his ‘yes men’, shoe shiners, story tellers, and court jesters to Phuket for the weekly circle jerk.

A splendid and lively time will be had by all.

24 minutes ago, Cake Monster said:

Companies that are departing Thailand are doing so for purely Commercial reasons.

Thailands workforce are not as skilled as some of the workers in Vietnam.

The strong Baht, Too many Holidays, poor production per man hour, and many , many issues with Red Tape, are just more of the hurdles placed in front of Business in Thailand.

Covid has just accelerated the process of restructuring and  relocating the Business Models for many Companies that do not wish to face problems from outsourced components which are locked in due to shutdowns Etc.

 

You forgot to mention that Thai workers need a minimum of six hours per day...to play with their phones.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Phuket: "Graveyard Patong" - where even the 7-Eleven is shut

No....no....no...it has nothing to do with the evil and treasonous 'fake news' reporting economic disaster.

When the people in Patong heard the Hero-General was coming....they all took time off from their extremely profitable tourism jobs to go to the temple....where they worshiped and made merit in honor of the divine savior's safe arrival.

As everywhere in Thailand...a visit from the Hero-General is a sacred and momentous occasion. One which never fails to cause joy, celebration and an unrestrained outpouring of love and gratitude from the people.

8 minutes ago, holy cow cm said:

By doing this he is just pushing Thailand to bow to their next Master Commie China.

That's already a done deal...

What's your top advice for buying a house in Thailand?

Don’t spend any more money than you can afford to lose.

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The president of the Tourism Council of Thailand (TCT) is confident that a tourism target can be achieved in the high season thanks mainly to stimulus measures from the government.

Not to mention the extraordinary stimulus provided by those 41….(or is it 39?....37?)…Chinese tourists who have already spent 7,563,114, 842 Baht...and still have billions more to spend.

26 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Thailand to track tourists with digital wristbands

Respected and revered guests from China will naturally be exempted....as their moral purity, responsible behavior, personal cleanliness and disease-free health practices are above reproach.

43 minutes ago, webfact said:

TAT predicts 11 million tourists from China/East Asia in 2021

Perhaps TAT should open a museum dedicated to Thailand's illustrious leader.

A holy place dedicated to his life story, heroic accomplishments, dazzlimg brilliance, and unparalleled contributions to Thailand's peace, happiness and prosperity. A monument to his greatness would surely prove irresistible to tens of millions of Chinese pilgrims...eager to donate lavish sums of money for supreme spiritual guidance.

After all, he is the one and only...Hero-General.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut to visit Phuket as tourism efforts fall flat

This news will certainly save Phuket.

The Hero-General’s words of wisdom and majestic presence will inspire the people to superhuman efforts of tourism promotion. And the opportunity to actually see and experience Thailand’s savior in action...will draw millions of tourists like flies to shi….that stuff that flies like so much.

Yet another vexing problem put to rest….

2 hours ago, GlassWayOverHalfFull said:

There is nothing anyone can say to ever get positive feedback on here. Your lives must be utterly miserable. Many of you with thousands of posts saying the same thing day after day.  Leave if you don't like it.... Some of you must have been here for 7 years writing 2 negative posts a day to "amuse" yourselves. 

Absolutely correct…these degenerate naysayers are a blight on the community and deserve a harsh scolding. But fear not, a new world beckons…and there’s certainly an important place for positive thinkers like you in the glittering, transcendent, and wondrous future of ‘Neo-Pattaya.’

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Cabinet backs plan to set up reconciliation committee

No need to waste a perfectly good committee on this….

…the Hero-General ordered happiness and reconciliation years ago…and the people obediently became happy and reconciled.

There must be a misunderstanding.

58 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Keeping his head down for some reason... 

In a free fire zone...it's always a good idea to stay clear of the frag pattern....

4 hours ago, webfact said:

MP slashes own arm in Parliament to protest treatment of pro-democracy movement

Political theater at its best.

Not to be outdone….the brave, courageous, lion-hearted, Hero-General has vowed to respond by writing his resignation in blood.

Private Somchai has been volunteered to act as the donor.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

PM says Opposition has forgotten the massive corruption during Pheu Thai administration

This whole …”Yeah…but, they’re more corrupt than me.” argument is childish, stupid, inaccurate, and proves absolutely nothing.. But what's funny is the buffoon is actually admitting that he's a thief.

Can the almighty Hero-General present just one (1) objective example that demonstrates where his so-called ‘regime’ has eliminated corruption?…or even been any ‘less corrupt’ than anyone else? Just one?

Of course not…because his gang of thugs has been worse. Rampant greed and unrestrained government corruption is how he and his partners in crime became so ridiculously rich.

And now…he’s whining because he wants even more.

What a tool.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Thai PM asks opposition MPs if they know what will happen if he steps down

Is this actually supposed to be…. a threat?