Hayduke

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

his phone went missing – triggering public doubt that it had been stolen to destroy vital evidenc

Uncanny how the wily, crafty and perceptive Hero-General smelled a rat here immediately. But, then again, he does have much rat-smelling experience.

Of course…the 100% honest government and their loyal police forces are only acting in response to “public doubts”…with absolutely no other agenda on (or under) the table. Serving the people is the only concern.

While it seems confusing now…several more mysterious deaths and/or disappearances, an ill-fated scapegoat or two, along with a few untraceable truckloads of cash, and the authorities should have the whole affair wrapped up quite nicely,

Unfortunately, we'll have to take their word for it...as the police don't have nearly enough vinyl to put it all up on one of those nifty 'show and tell' boards.

17 hours ago, webfact said:

Mother jumps into 30m well to save son

A reminder of all the selfless things our mothers have done for us…things that we grew up never quite remembering and never fully appreciating.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Luxury hotels for well heeled Thais and foreigners announced for "alternative quarantine

Odd....it seems the world-renowned Nana Hotel was left off the list. It caters to the most elite and discriminating clientele....and it's just a short 5 minute walk to Bumrungrad Hospital. Must be some sort of oversight...or misunderstanding...or somethng.

It’s like a gang of uniformed thieves who hide themselves behind your flag....then demand that you respect, love, and thank them for kicking in your door, ransacking your home...and stealing everything they can lay their hands on.

On 8/3/2020 at 6:28 PM, snoop1130 said:

Schoolgirl trapped in hole outside Anti-Corruption Museum

The defective roadwork outside the Anti-Corruption Museum was supposed to be repaired several months back….but the funds somehow went missing.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

The PM also denied having threatened those with different opinions.

The Hero-General would never threaten those with different opinions….and anyone who disagrees with this is subject to immediate police intimidation, physical assault, blackmail, false contrived legal charges, forfeiture of assets, arrest, and imprisonment.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Autopsy confirms death of key witness in Red Bull heir’s case was accidental

As clear as the evidence may appear…the ever-vigilant People’s General feels there may still be tomfoolery afoot.

Therefore, as the government’s self-appointed 'Autopsy-Verifier-in-Chief', the General will personally conduct a third autopsy on the second autopsy…that resulted from...the first autopsy. He will be assisted by the Honorable 'Vice-Autopsy-Verifier' Prawit who, with many dead friends, has a wealth of experience confirming whether of not someone is actually dead.

Once the subject's death is officially confirmed...he will be eligible to be released on bail.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Thank heavens for amulets! Two escape death as jetski explodes on Bang Saen beach

New Immigration requirement…effective immediately

Upon arrival in Thailand, all Farang are required to lease a personal protection amulet. Government certified amulet dealers will assign the correct amulet based on scheduled travel plans and activities.

Farang visitors are required to secure an amulet with a minimum rental fee of 50,000 Baht per week. This fee will be accompanied by a refundable deposit of 100,000 Baht.

All amulets must be returned prior to departing the country so the amulet can be recharged with magical powers and recycled for further use. Deposits will be forfeited if the amulet is returned damaged and/or contaminated by evil spirits.

NOTE 1 : The government assumes no liability if the amulet is not used properly

NOTE 2: This requirement does not supersede previously existing Immigration insurance conditions...which remain in force.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Are Thailand's coronavirus numbers too good to be true?

I genuinely hope it’s true. But the government has such a long and unblemished track record of:

-ignoring/hiding/covering up information they don't like...

-persecution of anyone who releases information they don't like...

-persecution of those who disagree with any government agenda...

-refusal to accept/admit to unpleasant truths...

-falsification of statistical data to satisfy a government-approved narrative…and…

-compulsively lying about almost anything and everything…

....that it's very difficult to believe anything they say at face value.

You have to wonder.

25 minutes ago, webfact said:

Prime Minister wants to clear any public suspicion about Mr. Jaruchart’s death, but he will not interfere with course of justice.

No surprise here....bold, decisive action by the people's general.

Compete government honesty and incorruptibility....along with total respect for the course of justice have always been high priorities for Democratic Thailand.

The people, as always, place complete trust in the General...and know that he invariably has sound reasons for having the dead arrested.

Thammasat law professor insists Red Bull scion’s case can still be revived...

This is outrageous. It’s astonishing that anyone could even suggest this.

How can they possibly reopen a case when the Yoovidhyas have already paid to have the case closed? This would make a laughingstock of the Thai judicial system...which everyone knows is “one of the best in the world.” A first class legal system would never accept massive bribes and then refuse to deliver.

Hopefully responsible and honorable members of government will prevail and the respectable Yoovidhya family will receive the premium, high-priced justice they have already generously paid for…

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Panel grills ‘Boss’ case investigators

Okay....with 7 years to think up an excuse…the best story Thailand's finest legal team can come up with is....

-His dentist gave him a few lines of coke while he wasn't looking…

-Driving slowly and carefully on his way home a police office committed suicide by  

 driving his motorcycle underneath his car....

-And when he got home, he got drunk to ease the terrible psychic pain of seeing the

 car he had worked so hard to buy, vandalized.

And this story no doubt arrived with an astronomical stack of legal bills.

Amazing Thailand.

1 hour ago, rooster59 said:

Amnesty International urges police chief to stop criminalising peaceful protesters

Amnesty International is an idealistic, humanitarian, and well-intentioned organization…which explains why no one ever listens to them.

24 minutes ago, Litlos said:

Time to buy shares in a brown envelope manufacturer as the circle of interested and affected parties appears to be expanding, of course then there is the PM and another committee. 

 

Incentive payments to some low level, insignificant lackeys may arrive in envelopes….but the General graduated from envelopes years ago. His share of the Voovidhya swag will arrive in the usual...well-guarded army vehicles.

15 hours ago, webfact said:

PM uncomfortable with the prosecutor’s decision to drop Red Bull heir case

A classic case of "Buyer's Remorse"...

He sees now that 300 Million wasn't nearly enough.....he could have easily hit them up for at least a Billion. He feels so used...so taken advantage of...so unappreciated.

But cheer up General....it's not too late. Just send a few dozen of your loyal goons trusted administrative assistants by the Yoovidhya HQ to renegotiate the deal.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

The academic group said protesters have exercised their rights in line with democratic politics,

And the government will exercise their right to intimidation in line with the “Tyranny for Idiots” handbook.