17 hours ago, webfact said:

Police swoop after woman spots ‘spy’ phone in public toilet

All Thai police cadets are taught the ancient and deadly martial art of ‘swooping’. Wrong-doers, ruffians and other assorted scallywags are helpless when confronted by the skilled 'swoopers' of the Royal Thai Police.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Most people see no one suitable to be Thailand’s Prime Minister

What 'most people' think isn't even remotely important....as they have absolutely no say in which general puts a gun to their head and hijacks their country.

The biggest single problem is that Thais see tourists as victims to be exploited…not as customers to be welcomed.

The constant scams, ripoffs, price gouging. poor infrastructure, police banditry, military oppression and toxic corruption will not go down well with discriminating, higher end travelers.

Satisfied customers tend to return...poorly treated victims tend to go elsewhere.

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Prawit takes the reins of Phalang Pracharat

The new boss demonstrated his keen state of readiness and outstanding fitness for leadership by driving himself to the meeting…all by himself.

Gee…I sure hope they get this whole thing straightened out. If Facebook crashes tens of millions of distraught, devastated, and furious Thai people will go berserk and flood the streets in a epic frenzy of violent rebellion. Quick General….do something!

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Benz Racing' denies racing on public roads - Mum complains it took all day to post bail

This is truly a dreadful and absolutely horrific miscarriage of justice.

How is it possible that a reputable, upright, wealthy, and responsible pillar of society (and his mommy)…can be confused with an immature, irresponsible, reckless, selfish, untrustworthy, dishonest, pompous, and habitual criminal (and his mommy)?

Clearly the police in question are sorely in need of a harsh scolding and intensive remedial training in HiSo respect.

Hopefully the courts will immediately correct this scandalous misunderstanding....so the unfortunate victim (and his mommy) can return to their normal lives.

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

State of emergency set to be extended

It’s really quite simple for the Forces of Darkness.

Next month they can agree to rescind the “Emergency”….but at the same time insist that the key features of the “Emergency” are vital to the safety of the country. So technically, even if the “Emergency” is 'lifted'….all the means of control and repression associated with the “Emergency” will remain in place.

Will they voluntarily give up the opportunity to increase their control? Not likely. Control to a power-obsessed, autocratic government is like drink to the alcoholic. There's never enough....and it's always going to want more....and more....and more...

So…for all intents and purposes, the “Emergency” is here to stay.

Remember boys and girls...it’s all necessary to preserve the prosperity and well-being of the Thai generals...er...people.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Thai Prime Minister worries

But…but…Uncle General is in such a dilemma.

On the one hand he needs to report zero cases of Wuhan Flu to bolster his claim as savior of the nation.

But...on the other hand, he needs to generate enough fear and panic to justify new and improved means of control and repression....disguised as public health measures.

Such an unfortunate quandary….what’s a poor confused authoritarian to do?

16 hours ago, webfact said:

Khao San nightlife operators fear new rules will kill buzz

No challenge is too big for the cutting edge brilliance and collective genius of the CCSA.

One solution might be to quarantine all visitors in their 100% pathogen-free hotel rooms. Old recordings of the Khao San of yore could then be played on in-house CCTV. This way the modern day backpackers will be able to enjoy the original, groovy “buzz’ of Khao San without ever leaving their safe, hermetically sealed and well-guarded hotel.

“The New Normal Khao San…it’s sort of like being somewhere...but not really .”

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Many critics have said the Roosevelt statue symbolizes racial discrimination and colonial expansion.

The ‘perpetually outraged’ are maybe getting a little ahead of themselves.

Better to wait for the Ministry of Truth to rewrite all that incorrect history first.

Then we'll know exactly what books to burn, which statues to destroy, and who needs to be sent to reeducation camps.

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This is going to be the “New Normal” Khao San Road.

No cheap beer, women of ill-repute, shoddy souvenirs or sleazy street food. The New Khao San Road will lure and entice only the most sophisticated and discriminating of ‘safe bubble’ backpackers.

TAT required guides, military-run dormitory guesthouses, delicious CP food, and an absolutely free CD of the PM's latest love songs will be included in the “Hip Thailand" package of only 40,000 Baht per day…(exclusive of 37% VAT, 30% foreigner tax, 25% gratuity, and 22.5% contribution to the general fund).

Armed police will patrol the area to non-stop insure visitor confidence, while tracking bracelets and a 9 pm to 6 AM curfew will further guarantee the 24/7 safety of all guests.

Throngs of wealthy visitors will surely flock to this latest jewel in the TAT crown.

Thai, of course. Uncle General has already predicted this...and he is never wrong.

From 2017...

After awarding trophies to youths at the Government House,  Prayuth gave an address encouraging children to embrace their language, which he assured could one day become the world’s common language.

“The most commonly used language today is of course English. If it was Thai, we’d be a great power already. Is there a chance? Yes. If you do what I say, one day Thai will be the world’s lingua franca,” Prayuth said.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Prayut urges Thais to stay united, promises to give people a say in policy-making

All hail our one and only Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha …a perfect being…one without peer…who sees every aspect of the universe with celestial clarity and remains unblemished and unhindered by any human limitations.

At this transcendental moment in Thailand’s emergence as the pre-eminent and most trusted nation of the world, all the Thai people are filled to overflowing with unparalleled reverence and limitless love for the enlightened, pious, virtuous, and divine Supreme Leader.

The nation rallies around the Hero General as he unites the people into a powerful and unstoppable force building the only true paradise on earth. Under his wise and benevolent guidance every corner of the country rings with happiness as the people joyously worship him and march together to a future brighter than the light of a thousand suns.

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

efforts must still be made to prevent crime and curb the spread of the virus.

Okay....everyone knows that checkpoints are:

a) A visual 'in-your-face' reminder to keep the proles in fear and focused on who is in charge.

b) A good opportunity for the police to extort money from random and miscellaneous victims.

.....but how on earth does a gang of rogue police hassling people in the middle of the night benefit public health?

This circus of a government goes further down the rabbit hole every day.