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Jonathan Swift

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  1. Yeah, I thought of that. I can scan and modify documents, I'm pretty good at it, but I won't need to worry because all I get is social security which is not taxed. I can show a confirmation letter from Social Security as well as the deposits in my bank account if they want to see it. The way things are going I imagine they are going to see a lot of Social Security letters. But I don't claim to be an expert, I am speculating.
  2. I don't know what CRS means, but I don't see how they can get our bank or income information. That kind of thing is privacy protected. The only option is to require income and bank statements. On my mac it's pretty easy to chage numbers and text on a scanned document. The preview app will do it, a little cut and paste and adding some text, or you can use photoshop. I don't know about PC, but I will guess that they have something similar.
  3. The elephant in the room is how are they supposed to know how much we make and how much we have in the bank? they can't get those records. All accounting and investment funds are private and password protected. Before that, how are they even going to know where to look? I don't think this will fly. Do they think we're going to voluntarily give them our income and bank information? They would have to sue us in US court, but they would have no legitimate cause of action.
  4. They can't get our bank records without a subpoena or a warrant. Otherwise that is personal information that is password protected. So then what? Will they require copies of Bank statements? So open another account and keep very little in it.
  5. So how are they going to find the money? All bank accounts are password protected, and Thailand has no jurisdiction to enforce laws in the US. Nope.
  6. I've been to that fall many times, and seen a lot of young people climbing precariously amongst the rocks. Wonder if any weed was involved? That would be just enough to impair your sense of spatial judgment and balance. One slip, one fall, one bang of the head, one moment of misjudgment and it's over.
  7. AWWWW - so terribly sad, a young person who might not have been as careful as one needed to be, but we are all like that when we are young. I hope she at least had a good life up to the end.
  8. So just like with a tourist visa but legal, you are actually required to do a visa run
  9. Well between that, "Catholic Nun Barbershop", and "Ugly Fat Girl Barbershop" this name was the winner. And how do you know she's not a decent girl who just had a brilliant idea to market her shop? Where do you get your moral authority to presume to judge anyway? There are plenty of beautiful Thai girls who don't sell sex. So as far as decency goes, you're the one with the dirty and prejudiced mind. I hope your life has a happy ending. Cheers.
  10. It was called Flat As An Ironing Board Barbershop when her partner owned it, but the partner couldn't compete
  11. "but it's my skill and the quality of service that make them come back," . Yup. Again and again. All right, let's not be like children here. She deserves respect. Ahem.
  12. She was inspired by Hooters hamburger restaurants no doubt. I think it's brilliant. You can't draw a better crowd draw than with a name like that. If it's just haircuts she still makes 10 times more money. I'm sure the men enjoy the company of a beautiful Thai girl as much as anyone even without a happy ending. God bless her! If I lived there I would come by (no pun intended) Aa a matter of fact I might take a ride from Bangkok for a holiday and pop in for a quick one. (a haircut you dirty minded old perverts haha). I wish her luck and prosperity. Did she say whether she was single? haha. Cheers everyone.
  13. When they're that age, does it matter? We've all seen it.
  14. In the US cities they're a status symbol for people of color. There must be a dozen of them on the block where I used to live in Hartford.
  15. Makes me glad I outgrew getting drunk on hard stuff a long time ago. It's safer just to hit yourself over the head with a sledgehammer, same effect without the blindness and the kidney failure.
  16. Slowly, over a period of time. It's so easy to make your own moonshine without methanol, I did it when I was a kid using school science glassware and homemade condensers, and profitable enough, why be so greedy as to be willing to kill people? Psychopaths.
  17. Most Indians are skinny with very little muscle. Like being beaten by scarecrows.
  18. Any man who hits a woman is the worst kind of coward, beneath contempt.
  19. wasn't there a tea party somewhere in 1776 which protested "no taxation without representation"? Should we have a "Bangkok Tea Party"? maybe we could throw all the cannabis into the Chao Praya river.
  20. If any of you can remember your teen years you should know that young people tend to think they're invulnerable and indestructible, and take chances that no sane person would.
  21. More like bronze, since she survived with minor injuries.
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