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You must be a British military man. So what have you got special in your Herfie Handbag? Or is it just a couple of packs of cigarettes?

You mean like they came to Thailand looking for a wife and ended up marrying a ladyboy instead?

Small caveat, the majority of men looking for women in Thailand aren't interested in the 45+ year old category. They are here because they are lusting after the younger, sexier ones.

This point basically sums up why this is just another bob smith troll windup topic. Nobody gifts you a woman for your pleasure as a prize if you go to visit them in another country. Meanwhile, others have now hijacked this topic to talk about the difficulties in making friends with Thai men. But this is off-topic and bob smith already created a topic about it in 2022 that went on for 11 pages and so did someone else again in 2023:

bob, just stick to Soi 6/1. No need to travel all the way beyond South America for your bologna pony fix. Thailand still has some of the best ladyboys money can buy, hands down. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right mate?

I’ve come across many posts discussing how THC levels claimed by vendors in Thailand are often exaggerated. A common suggestion is to look up the actual THC content of these strains on websites like Leafly or AllBud. However, it’s important to remember that the strains being sold locally may not come from the same genetics as the original ones listed on these websites. In my experience, I’ve purchased weed in Thailand, looked up the strain online, and found that the flowers often look quite different from the photos of the original strain. That doesn’t mean the product I bought was bad, just that it likely wasn’t the exact same as the original. When it comes to THC content, taking the numbers listed on international websites and applying them to what you’ve purchased locally can be tricky. A strain might be listed as having 25% THC on a website, but the actual THC level can vary greatly depending on how the plant was grown. If the growing conditions weren’t optimal, the final product may not match the reported THC percentage. So, I’d recommend taking strain names and THC percentage claims in Thailand with a grain of salt. That said, there’s plenty of excellent and potent weed available here, so just enjoy it and don’t stress too much about the specifics.

Untoasted bread with smears of hard butter. That should be illegal! What are those sliced up bits of fried white stuff? Mushrooms?

TBH, my breakfast never resembles anything like what the British or Americans eat for breakfast. I eat eggs almost everyday, but never in the morning. My first food of the day is usually some fruit, some nuts, a protein shake, and about an hour later then a normal prepared meal with some type of chicken for protein. In the afternoon I then normally eat some scrambled eggs, often with a salad.

Circa 1985 Khao San Road.

Needs more poi brah.

It's all about da kine manapua and two scoop rice plate lunch at Zippys with a side of chili brah.

More like a buttrash I'd say.

HE NEEDS THE MONEY

I was perfectly on topic. This is just another one of your many windups about I'm moving here or I'm moving there. Next month Rio!

Oh, da kine brah.

Another bob smith windup, bravo, I'm moving to Spain, to Cambodia, no to the Philippines, South Africa!

You kidding me? AFR is the bees knees! We can meet and wolf down dozens of plates of it together! TBH, don't know anything about that Swedish canned fish, but there are a few things in the hub of shrimp paste and barah that can make you heave as well.

English muffin history: The American English muffin is not originally from England, despite its name. It was developed in the United States in the late 19th century by Samuel Bath Thomas, an English immigrant. Thomas opened a bakery in New York City and created a bread product he called “toaster crumpets,” which later became known as English muffins. While the American English muffin has similarities to British crumpets, the two are distinct. English muffins are split and toasted, with a more bread-like texture, whereas crumpets are spongier and have holes on top for butter and toppings to soak in. The name “English muffin” was likely adopted to distinguish it from the sweeter American-style muffins.

And then, in Thailand, you have American fried rice, which almost looks a bit like an American breakfast that collided with a pile of stir fried rice smothered in ketchup. I guess it's the raisins in the rice that has them calling it "American". The good news, though, in Thailand, is that you're also welcome to eat this delightful dish for breakfast.

You forgot that in Texas they eat soft, warm, toasted biscuits oozing with melted butter. There are also lots of breakfast sandwiches in the US that contain a mix of the breakfast items like eggs, ham, sausage, cheese, etc. And on an English Muffin, delightful.

Why bother. Just eat the same sausages you are now if you like them and eat an extra egg or two for additional protein.

Love it bob. You've even turned over a new leaf now and you love everything in Thailand. Brilliant mate!

That food layout looks a bit erotic. Would that be considered to be food porn?

Nice to see your still enjoying yourself in Thailand bob. Was that gaff where you ate the dog's dinner somewhere over by Soi 6/1?

Sounds delightful! Yeeeeeeeeee