oldrunner

I'm claustaphobic (sic) and two hours stuck in an Elevator would be an eternity for me.

Examining the "tie off" I'd guess someone on that flight had some Rodeo experience. Me thinks he will spend time in Russian retraining center and learn "How to behave on Aeroflot flights".

Copied directly & verbatim from the Miami Herald re: Coral Reef damage due to Sun Screens.

My plan me cheap, brown envelope in big pocket work best,

Excuse me, may I borrow your infant for the day? Disfigured? Oh, all the better.

Attending a Catholic High school, the glaring look by Sister Mary Alexander was more than enough encouragement to get a hair trim. I don't recall a "length rule" but a "duck tail in back" easily got the Nuns attention and it was not the kind of attention you wanted.

Should not the name be "One Hung Low"?

I'm told that no tsunami can occur in Pattaya. Having been told that by a Thai Real Estate salesperson, we purchased our home at the top of Thrapaya hill.

"Your sins are forgiven you, now go in peace with god and don't forget the brown envelope."

I only give to cute little girls selling Chewing Gum.

Why don't large Trucks operate in the proper lane?

At 78 I don't have 10 years left.

OLD AGE WITCHES.

PROVIDE FREE NOSE CLIPS.

SICK THAI MAN. HOW YOU NO CAN LOVE ME AGAIN? I MUST KILL YOU TO SAVE MY FACE.

TIT

Ya Think?

Anyone in Thailand ever hear of "spanking?"
 

I'll assume we (netzens) have an Agency that inspects the knives used to slice fruit sold  on the streets and vendors are taxed accordingly.

I hope he is treated fairly by his fellow inmates.

Thai male ego + Thai Female + Weapon + perceived right to use weapon to placate ego = One dead Frenchman.  A rare occasional fist fight (English=Punch up) when I roamed the Pong, Wash Sq and SOI Cowboy----Old days remembered.

I don't know if 17 years is too big an age gap but that's the gap between my wife 61 and I 78, but we began as she kept my Apartment clean and she was paid a living wage(at that time 2,500 Baht Month). She really enjoyed the salary and the job was easy. She didn't particularly like falangs or farangs however you want to spell it until one time she became ill. I provided for her and had a Doctor in to check her out. She was sick for about a week and my caring for her changed her mind about foreign man. I asked her to move in and she's been with me ever since. She thinks she the lucky one but I know I'm the lucky one. In the process of a physical an x-ray showed a round stair that didn't belong there. The operation removed it. 13 years later she saw her surgeon and after much prodding he recalled her among many similar patients but more surprising he said she was among the few who survived that cancer. We never shared a "wild" life but enjoyed each other and still do. My cancer has ended my mia amor which she likes. So for those caught up in an unhappy old/young relationship, you have my sympathy.

Es no my problem man.