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There are sprays that repel dogs. Senior Officer needs psychiatric help. Reporting soldier needs quick release from Army.

If that is her real picture and I was 60 years younger, my wife might (don't hold your breath gramps) let me adopt her.

At 78 I cannot walk without my cane and even then it's not fun. For shopping I'm wheeled around in my wheelchair and that is very humbling. I have a regular Hospital appointment this month and I'm going to talk to my cardiologist about a hip replacement, based on my having had a double bypass and existing heart care. Although she does not complain, I know I'm a burden to my wife. I'm retired from the USAF and while that isn't all that much we still have every day bills. Maybe I should just accept the cards dealt to me and be satisfied with waking up each morning.

Stupid is as stupid does. Insane youth is quickly ended.

I am not 80 yet, close @ 78 but still a couple years to go. 40 year old shorts? I hope you're talking about walking shorts, not undershorts.

Just WHO IS US. Only problem facing me is USEMB screwing up my post death procedures.

Married 17 years (not counting cohabitation) to a very special woman who made the typical young Thai girls mistake, background, poor, abused by Thai husband and bore two children, one more of a rape than anything else. Finally bailed out. We met through a mutual friend. Mother said I was too old for her. She began by taking care of my apartment. Feelings sealed when she became sick and I got her to a Doctor. I met her sons, at the time 6 & 7. We hit it off when I gave them 100 Baht each for taxi, they, of course took the bus. I am 78 years old she is 61. Took her with me to Sudan, later Saudi, later still to Nigeria. Been to USA, Bahrain, Venice and Lake Geneva We have two homes in Pattaya and an apartment attached to one of her Son's homes in Ayutthaya, other Son's under construction next door. Feel sorry for those who fell for tramps or liars. My wife has stood by me through a double heart pass, prostate cancer, other heart problems. If I wasn't so damn handsome I'm sure she would have bailed out on me..believe that I still have some swampland in Florida I can let you have for a good price. 

Does it count if my bank deposits amount to or exceed $5,000 USD per month but my wife withdraws $4,500 USD for living expenses that same month? It's more or less payback as I used to spend that money on wine; women and song, actually more like Whiskey and women and at my age and physical condition, I couldn't use the dough.

If she's Brown, take her to a nice dinner. If she's fake white, buy her a kite.

"SAFETY" AN ENGLISH WORD UNKNOWN TO THAIS.

Long ago and years less smarter, monkeys tried to grab bag of food from me and as I fought back a fruit vendor warned me "let it go, they bustards bite". I've since always hated the filthy creatures and never

include the "monkey hill" on tourist tours,

Insurance pays after being in effect for at least three years and no obvious intent to commit suicide.

Those who have not been there need to shut their crapper about depression so intense as to want someone to take their own lives.

Don't see too many Chinese men in group picture. Initial report from Chinese satellite was "So sorwwy, soo dark, can see shut."

Thai lady speak you with forked tongue. May taste good but in long run hurt you. On way out, Yell "Geronamo" with or with out Parachute.

It is my understanding that arrow sharpening is a major effort in Pocahontas land these days.

No more diplomat families likely to be posted with North Korean diplomats.

Treated like garbage. Mother, or whoever, could discretely walk into a Hospital as if for an appointment and  leave the child on a seat where he/she will be easily, and safely found. If my wife and I were not so old we would love to adopt an abandoned child. We are kept busy on non school days with grand children and their friends. We have coloring books, games, and each visitor gets 20 Baht from Farang grandpop

There are several American/Thai lawyers in Bangkok, totally honest and reliable Reeve Hankins is one, cant put my hand on firms name as papers are all in my Pattaya home while I'm in Ayutthaya.

We begin waiting to die moments after birth. It only hurts when activities you took for granted become difficult or hard to do.

On my way to early Golf I saw a large group of Farangs who were concerned about the workings of the ATM machine. I drove to station at Threpasit & Sukumviit to report what I considered a suspicious gathering. Irate at being awoken I was told to report to Police at Jomtien Beach. Again waking up officers was required to fill out statement. Meanwhile the gang of farangs an their Thai accomplish I'm sure had long gone. No more citizen concern from me.

US Congressional leaders should listen to briefing while on the Mexican side of border.