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Depends where in CM you are - but if you are in the sticks up here you should have no problem in getting some locals to remove it - If it is a really nasty one (mine put 35 in hospital) it will cost about 1000 Baht to remove the nest and they will keep all of the honey except maybe a couple of pints which you get. It really depends on location, further into the sticks the easier it gets. You do not want a hospital bill for everyone that gets stung if you are in a busy place.
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Indecent Tourist Behaviour Prompts Action on Patong Beach - video
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Phuket News
Put out some deck chairs, set up a som tam stall and hell get out there and sell some tickets. -
Wow, who would have guessed it! Little Thai Peter robbing little Thai Paul! - I assume there will be a THAI signature on the building inspection documents that show it was built to code? I bet those damn foreigners had been whittling away at the concrete to uncover the rebar that they promptly stole, weighed in for scrap and then bought booze and drugs with the money.
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British Woman Arrested at Phuket Airport for 207-Day Visa Overstay
Formaleins replied to Georgealbert's topic in Phuket News
I think that she should be able to be "milked" to pay off her fine. -
Thailand Urged to Form ‘War Room’ in Response to US Tariffs
Formaleins replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News
War Room! War Room.... what war have they ever fought? Everyone walked over Thailand as if it was a golden turd - Somewhere good as a barrier, but no one wanted to step in it! Look at the 2nd WW - The Japs didn't even have to massacre them, the Thais just gave in! They are pretty comical - I mean imagine the Thai Army attacking the Thai Navy and trying to blow them out of the water when the PM was onboard, you couldn't write the history of Thailand and think it was a true story. Jesus, just watch them ho fawning and grovelling for a "few dollars more" to Trump when the <deleted> hits the fan! They cannot decide who to brown nose next! They have their tongues so far up the Chinks arses they can taste their food, but as usual, the swaying of the bamboo will keep them suckling on Donald for every free drop of tit milk they can get. Pretty easy to understand why this nation never did anything of significance! -
Thai Baht Plummets with US Tariff Blow: 34.50 per Dollar Test Looms
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
I can imagine! Hell, the UK is run by even less competent fools than this place - Britain is sunk. -
Thai Baht Plummets with US Tariff Blow: 34.50 per Dollar Test Looms
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
If it gets back to 65 Baht to the pound, I may crack a smile. and when they put the cans of Tuna back down to 8 Baht, then things are looking better. -
Musically - Is this as good as it gets?
Formaleins replied to Don Giovanni's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
and Syd Barret slowly turns inexorably in his grave at the hypocrisy! -
They haven't worked out what they are for yet and no one has shown them how to use them.
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Chinese Tourists' Urination Leads to Pattaya Brawl
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
Should think themselves lucky, it was a piss in a private place, here in Chiang Mai we get the blatant Chinese defecation directly into the moat- like the launching of a small submarine as it slowly sails away from the shore and hides in the depths ready to attack, such quality. -
Russian Couple's Beach Frolic Draws Crowd in Pattaya
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
Get Attenboro' this is like one of those Turtle Fu$K Fests.....they crawl out of the water to breed and lay their eggs in the sand amongst the filter tips, faded condoms, empty beer cans and small fecal particulate, isn't nature simply amazing! -
Thai Baht Plummets with US Tariff Blow: 34.50 per Dollar Test Looms
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
50% would be the kind of plummeting I'd love to see - where are the good old days of 1997 and 1998? 85-90 Baht to the pound! The good old days of buying a pickup and selling it for more than you paid 5 years on!- 95 replies
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Bangkok Governor Pushes B9m Plan for Lifesaving Seismographs
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
Why not go that extra mile as they usually do when having their usual knee jerk (oops, we did F all again as usual) I think everyone should be made to wear their own personal seismograph arranged by the usual benevolent dictators that run the place - Hell, they can charge tourists $100 per day to rent a mandatory seismic warning device, along with their personal flood detector which is mounted besides their rented personal tracking device that lets the benevolent dictatorship to track you and make you safe at all times when discovering new places under the coconut shell of Thailand. I would hope that those registering for the Thailand Elite Card will be given Geiger counters too in case of radiation leaks, this will be fitted just to the left of the yellow canary that will protect these wealth infusing foreign tourists. Special offers include a free 3 month rental on the coffee shop of your choice after you rack up two qualifying stays. Whoops - almost forgot the $60 rental for the personal Tsunami and large wave indicator protection system. -
Phuket Prepares for Alcohol-Free Songkran Festivities on April 13
Formaleins replied to snoop1130's topic in Phuket News
Lead Balloon, imbeciles, fools, retards, killjoys..... -
Trump Starts Global Tariff Wall, Thailand Hit with 36% Tax
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
I just hope Donald will have a lower tariff tax rate for Thai coffee shop owners - We need more and more of them. -
Facebook Marketplace is probably the most distrusted site in the country, so many people getting ripped off by them. Craigslist is almost defunct and no one seems to use it. If I was you I would give Kaidee a try, it is pretty good for cars and miscellaneous items, certainly better coverage than most. Kaidee | Leading online marketplace platform in Thailand (sorry, I don't know how to paste a link here - just look up Kaidee"
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Thai Health Ministry Issues Advice for "Earthquake Drunk" Symptoms
Formaleins replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News
I think they might be referring to "Not Drinking Your Profits" very good advice, if planning on opening a coffee shop. -
Quake Hits Bangkok Condo Market: Sales to Plummet to 15-Year Low
Formaleins replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
I know! A brainwave! Let's patch up all the crap with filler and sell them off as 100% Foreign owned! Let those damn farang sort it out.