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Formaleins

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  1. Many thanks! (I think I actually bought it from CT in Bangkok)
  2. Wonder if anyone in Chiang Mai or Lamphun or even Lampang knows of anywhere that can carry out repairs to a Roland FP30X Digital piano? I cannot find any service info. from Roland in my area, but I would hope that any competent repair shop may be able to provide a fix. The keyboard itself is fine, action, voices etc. all work, the problem is when plugging in the USB Midi to the PC, it appears to have developed this fault over the last couple of weeks and causes notes to be cut short or distorted, furthermore, the piano no longer appears as a sound in/out device on the PC. It is just over a year old and is therefore out of warranty - Any help would be greatly appreciated thanks.
  3. I'd like to hire that man and his pit bulls, there are a few "Pet" dogs around here that need a bloody good mauling.
  4. The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing! One minute these idiots are pushing for visa free travel, 90 days, 60 days, 30 days....you couldn't make this up.
  5. Guess it makes a change from the plastic bag over the head.
  6. Funny how these allowances are always under the "Duty Free" allowances.
  7. I think in this case the AI is for Autistically Impaired
  8. Depends where in CM you are - but if you are in the sticks up here you should have no problem in getting some locals to remove it - If it is a really nasty one (mine put 35 in hospital) it will cost about 1000 Baht to remove the nest and they will keep all of the honey except maybe a couple of pints which you get. It really depends on location, further into the sticks the easier it gets. You do not want a hospital bill for everyone that gets stung if you are in a busy place.
  9. The British Embassy has installed some cages in the back garden to restrain the usual violent Brits, they said they liked the way the locals treated mentally ill family members so would follow on the tradition.
  10. Put out some deck chairs, set up a som tam stall and hell get out there and sell some tickets.
  11. Wow, who would have guessed it! Little Thai Peter robbing little Thai Paul! - I assume there will be a THAI signature on the building inspection documents that show it was built to code? I bet those damn foreigners had been whittling away at the concrete to uncover the rebar that they promptly stole, weighed in for scrap and then bought booze and drugs with the money.
  12. I think that she should be able to be "milked" to pay off her fine.
  13. Agree on that one! I always take great care when drinking spiked drinks in Thailand, sometimes it is a bit difficult though when no one tells me they have been spiked.
  14. War Room! War Room.... what war have they ever fought? Everyone walked over Thailand as if it was a golden turd - Somewhere good as a barrier, but no one wanted to step in it! Look at the 2nd WW - The Japs didn't even have to massacre them, the Thais just gave in! They are pretty comical - I mean imagine the Thai Army attacking the Thai Navy and trying to blow them out of the water when the PM was onboard, you couldn't write the history of Thailand and think it was a true story. Jesus, just watch them ho fawning and grovelling for a "few dollars more" to Trump when the <deleted> hits the fan! They cannot decide who to brown nose next! They have their tongues so far up the Chinks arses they can taste their food, but as usual, the swaying of the bamboo will keep them suckling on Donald for every free drop of tit milk they can get. Pretty easy to understand why this nation never did anything of significance!
  15. I can imagine! Hell, the UK is run by even less competent fools than this place - Britain is sunk.
  16. If it gets back to 65 Baht to the pound, I may crack a smile. and when they put the cans of Tuna back down to 8 Baht, then things are looking better.
  17. and Syd Barret slowly turns inexorably in his grave at the hypocrisy!
  18. They haven't worked out what they are for yet and no one has shown them how to use them.
  19. Typical behaviour we come to expect from foreign tourists, if they don't like it then let them go home. Oh what? It wasn't another filthy foreigner? Which nationality could ever come up with such fecal Tomfoolery?
  20. Should think themselves lucky, it was a piss in a private place, here in Chiang Mai we get the blatant Chinese defecation directly into the moat- like the launching of a small submarine as it slowly sails away from the shore and hides in the depths ready to attack, such quality.
  21. Get Attenboro' this is like one of those Turtle Fu$K Fests.....they crawl out of the water to breed and lay their eggs in the sand amongst the filter tips, faded condoms, empty beer cans and small fecal particulate, isn't nature simply amazing!
  22. 50% would be the kind of plummeting I'd love to see - where are the good old days of 1997 and 1998? 85-90 Baht to the pound! The good old days of buying a pickup and selling it for more than you paid 5 years on!
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