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I think today is the day she should buy herself some lottery tickets! If that thing had hit her square on......!

How on earth do you begin to even guess what the guy is going through? They just hauled him out of ICU, did you ever think that not every doctor here is Kildare or Finlay, and he just might have a problem on the brain? He was after all in a motorbike accident. However, if this is one of the many idiots that get hammered on the grog and then get so drunk they take on the world, then I have no sympathy. Just seems like people might be jumping the gun a bit here.

Been using the same "Family" photo's for the last 3 years the ones immigration so love to have us take in our bedrooms, kitchens, shower and toilet, "Just for a "Larf" (They like to make sure the alien maintains an immaculate wardrobe and sock drawer.

Agree! SuperRich is the way I would go - you will get terrible rates from the likes of SCB (depends upon the currency you want to convert to - but when I needed to change some Yuan, SCB and Kasikorn had rates that were not exactly appealing, at least 20% below what I was given at SuperRich.

This is all very very confusing! Has this Indian man been playing with men dressed as women? or are these women really women? What is a transgender woman? All this penis tomfoolery will only end up with an irritation requiring medical assistance at best. Was the tourist suffering from sight problems? How do you miss two penises on your girlfriends?

Just go to your nearest clinic, it used to be 120 Baht (regardless of actual health condition - they basically check your blood pressure) takes about ten minutes (depending upon the queue), 120 Baht. If perchance, you are lucky like me where the local clinic has a reputation for killing their patients, you can be in and out in 5 minutes as there doesn't appear to be anyone queueing, you can even buy packs of Tramadol OTC as my local doctor keeps liking to inform me....."to mix with your lager."

I avoid Span and Span Filters whenever possible, especially from hotmail or gmail, however, my e mail address is....... (if you could ask a few of them to drop me a line)

Hang on a minute, am I missing something here? The guy is polite, well mannered but was looking a bit "ILL" so the people "residing with him" left him to die in the bloody toilet on his own for up to 4 hours - Who needs friends?

Look on the bright side, at least the bus will not end up hurtling into a ditch, bursting into flames, killing all on board. Every cloud has a silver lining.

His entire homeland has probably already been overrun with the usual infestation, making it difficult for the indigenous inhabitants to receive medical, housing, education or any other essential service these days. If the locals are so concerned, maybe they could have a whip round to pay for his damaged leg, or maybe they just don't want him dying on the street creating a foul odor and driving potential tourists away.

Re-arrange these familiar words and terms often used when describing anything that the government is involved with here in Thailand - and you too can win a prize (subject to terms and conditions) "Brewery, organise, piss-up, they, tried, if, a, couldn't, they." Note Corrupt officials decision is final, prizes are non transferable and cannot be exchanged for common sense or brain cells. Plah Rah parfum is no longer available, but fecal flavoured sandwiches with halitosis spread can be purchased online for a small additional fee.

Banana nob?

80 Baht an hour, got to ask yourself was this job worth the kicking?

He seems to be, however, he also looks a lot like The Joker - so anything goes!

You can see just why the UK and the West is in such a mess simply by reading the "usual" responses from the "Usual" suspects on this forum - They are sitting there like either the proverbially frog in the pan of cold water, with the gas on and heating up, getting a bit warmer eh? They will still be sitting their spouting their usual woke anti racists "Antifa Crap" - Then there is the other group, the Nero brigade, gladly fiddling away while they watch their Rome burn. A perfectly well written well observed honest post just letting us know how it is in our once proud homes, as we see them turned into the third world rape havens for muslims. Get a life, take a look around you, are you blind?

Some people are nothing more than oxygen thieves! WTF would make anyone think that this is a good idea? <deleted>wit!

Maybe he got the <deleted>ty end of the stick and he may have got conned in the first place? Whatever the reason, I would not want to get caught with fake currency or trying to defraud anyone here, it isn't going to be a happy ending that's for sure.

Thailand, the land of smiles, the land of zero corruption, the land of hubs within hubs all hidden under a coconut shell.

I'll second you on that one! I have had this same model for years and it works fine. I have used it for bread, casseroles, curries, roasts. Temperature is fine unless you jam too much junk inside then the outer case will get hotter than the inside of the oven. The only other issue is if you put in something a bit too heavy like a large Dutch oven or similar, the weight of the item can cause the shelves to bend and then collapse - so don't overload it.

I bet he has had a slash and taken a dump in the tank - Glad my water isn't from that condo! Maybe an IQ test rather than a visa?

Probably had a couple of drinks and thought he was at Mumbai railway station and simply boarded his train.

Many thanks! (I think I actually bought it from CT in Bangkok)

Wonder if anyone in Chiang Mai or Lamphun or even Lampang knows of anywhere that can carry out repairs to a Roland FP30X Digital piano? I cannot find any service info. from Roland in my area, but I would hope that any competent repair shop may be able to provide a fix. The keyboard itself is fine, action, voices etc. all work, the problem is when plugging in the USB Midi to the PC, it appears to have developed this fault over the last couple of weeks and causes notes to be cut short or distorted, furthermore, the piano no longer appears as a sound in/out device on the PC. It is just over a year old and is therefore out of warranty - Any help would be greatly appreciated thanks.

I'd like to hire that man and his pit bulls, there are a few "Pet" dogs around here that need a bloody good mauling.

The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing! One minute these idiots are pushing for visa free travel, 90 days, 60 days, 30 days....you couldn't make this up.