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Funny how these allowances are always under the "Duty Free" allowances.

I think in this case the AI is for Autistically Impaired

Depends where in CM you are - but if you are in the sticks up here you should have no problem in getting some locals to remove it - If it is a really nasty one (mine put 35 in hospital) it will cost about 1000 Baht to remove the nest and they will keep all of the honey except maybe a couple of pints which you get. It really depends on location, further into the sticks the easier it gets. You do not want a hospital bill for everyone that gets stung if you are in a busy place.

Brilliant idea! Well done with that one.

The British Embassy has installed some cages in the back garden to restrain the usual violent Brits, they said they liked the way the locals treated mentally ill family members so would follow on the tradition.

Put out some deck chairs, set up a som tam stall and hell get out there and sell some tickets.

Wow, who would have guessed it! Little Thai Peter robbing little Thai Paul! - I assume there will be a THAI signature on the building inspection documents that show it was built to code? I bet those damn foreigners had been whittling away at the concrete to uncover the rebar that they promptly stole, weighed in for scrap and then bought booze and drugs with the money.

I think that she should be able to be "milked" to pay off her fine.

Agree on that one! I always take great care when drinking spiked drinks in Thailand, sometimes it is a bit difficult though when no one tells me they have been spiked.

War Room! War Room.... what war have they ever fought? Everyone walked over Thailand as if it was a golden turd - Somewhere good as a barrier, but no one wanted to step in it! Look at the 2nd WW - The Japs didn't even have to massacre them, the Thais just gave in! They are pretty comical - I mean imagine the Thai Army attacking the Thai Navy and trying to blow them out of the water when the PM was onboard, you couldn't write the history of Thailand and think it was a true story. Jesus, just watch them ho fawning and grovelling for a "few dollars more" to Trump when the <deleted> hits the fan! They cannot decide who to brown nose next! They have their tongues so far up the Chinks arses they can taste their food, but as usual, the swaying of the bamboo will keep them suckling on Donald for every free drop of tit milk they can get. Pretty easy to understand why this nation never did anything of significance!

I can imagine! Hell, the UK is run by even less competent fools than this place - Britain is sunk.

If it gets back to 65 Baht to the pound, I may crack a smile. and when they put the cans of Tuna back down to 8 Baht, then things are looking better.

and Syd Barret slowly turns inexorably in his grave at the hypocrisy!

They haven't worked out what they are for yet and no one has shown them how to use them.

Typical behaviour we come to expect from foreign tourists, if they don't like it then let them go home. Oh what? It wasn't another filthy foreigner? Which nationality could ever come up with such fecal Tomfoolery?

Should think themselves lucky, it was a piss in a private place, here in Chiang Mai we get the blatant Chinese defecation directly into the moat- like the launching of a small submarine as it slowly sails away from the shore and hides in the depths ready to attack, such quality.

Get Attenboro' this is like one of those Turtle Fu$K Fests.....they crawl out of the water to breed and lay their eggs in the sand amongst the filter tips, faded condoms, empty beer cans and small fecal particulate, isn't nature simply amazing!

50% would be the kind of plummeting I'd love to see - where are the good old days of 1997 and 1998? 85-90 Baht to the pound! The good old days of buying a pickup and selling it for more than you paid 5 years on!

Why not go that extra mile as they usually do when having their usual knee jerk (oops, we did F all again as usual) I think everyone should be made to wear their own personal seismograph arranged by the usual benevolent dictators that run the place - Hell, they can charge tourists $100 per day to rent a mandatory seismic warning device, along with their personal flood detector which is mounted besides their rented personal tracking device that lets the benevolent dictatorship to track you and make you safe at all times when discovering new places under the coconut shell of Thailand. I would hope that those registering for the Thailand Elite Card will be given Geiger counters too in case of radiation leaks, this will be fitted just to the left of the yellow canary that will protect these wealth infusing foreign tourists. Special offers include a free 3 month rental on the coffee shop of your choice after you rack up two qualifying stays. Whoops - almost forgot the $60 rental for the personal Tsunami and large wave indicator protection system.

45 Days Prior.

Lead Balloon, imbeciles, fools, retards, killjoys.....

I just hope Donald will have a lower tariff tax rate for Thai coffee shop owners - We need more and more of them.

Probably starve to death if he is relying on donations into a local BIB trough. Good luck, I would only expect to find feces and other foul objects in any police box donation.

Jesus can an honest man, a pillar of society not be permitted to renew his prescription without getting persecuted? I personally would be opting out of prescription abuse and seriously take a look at Coffee Shop possibilities in the area - You can never have enough coffee shops or ya ba.

Facebook Marketplace is probably the most distrusted site in the country, so many people getting ripped off by them. Craigslist is almost defunct and no one seems to use it. If I was you I would give Kaidee a try, it is pretty good for cars and miscellaneous items, certainly better coverage than most. Kaidee | Leading online marketplace platform in Thailand (sorry, I don't know how to paste a link here - just look up Kaidee"