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  1. On 12/21/2023 at 11:56 PM, youreavinalaff said:

    Sarcasm?

     

    Try asking the expats in Thailand. Many of them wouldn't be able to answer.

    Don't even understand the question!

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  2. 51 minutes ago, HighPriority said:

    Very much confirming that you are indeed a man of some stature and bearing.

    Was it Freddie Trueman who said that a gentleman was one who got out of the bath to have a piiss ?

     

    It could have been Freddie.

     

    My mate said the mark of a gentleman was one who said; ''More tea vicar'' when he let one go in the pub. He could be a tad crude at times. But that is better than looking around, making out it weren't you who did the nasty.

     

    Of course Thai women don't have ta problem spotting a good un. No sir! They can spot a gentleman a long way off. After all a gentleman in Thailand ihas money. An old codger has a big heart, but is always skint. But i quite like the idea of them bringing a chair to the old un at the ATM machine.

     

    My problem is that my big bank balance and my small waste have changed places over the years. And the wife has noticed.

     

     

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  3. 25 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

    *Piccadilly Circus.

    Please stop making me look like a know-it-all.

     

    Edit: Forgot to say thanks for the Sunday post. The Isaan skies are great. I like the thunder clouds best.

    Bang on the money again CL.

    I was thinking about Nelson's Column.

    I'm such a dunce.

  4. 7 minutes ago, HighPriority said:

    If I remember correctly xylophone and village farang were catwalk types back in their days, Owl too it seems… 🤣😎

    I was never on the cat-walk. As in Naomi Campbell.

     

    But I was always clean and tidy. And well respected for my colour coordination. However, I do like old clothes. Don't like new ones at all. Have a pair of shorts, in my drawer, that I bought in ASDA nearly 40 years ago. I like a nice hat too.

     

    TBH, I don't like spending dosh on clothes. Not to say I like walking about like a tramp. Of course not. After all Thailand is not Essex. I have standards. I wouldn't eat in a nice restaurant with welly boots on. Things like that.

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  5. 21 minutes ago, roo860 said:

    Bloody hell Owl, buy yaself a belt or get some bailing string!!!!🤣🤣

     

    Quite right. I look terrible. Any young ladies perusing the thread will be turned off.

     

    I do use a decent rope to keep the shorts up. Think the activity, stretched it a bit. Braces. Yup braces. The answer is braces.

     

    belt.png.dd457c8e75223cfcfecb631cab12b222.png rope belt.

     

    Years ago I was something of a fashion icon. Standards have dropped a little. But I'm still a bit conscious of my appearance. Went out wearing odd coloured sandals once; one red and one a sandy colour.. Mrs Owl refused to walk with me. Got a few whacks when we got home. Learned my lesson.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  6. 5 minutes ago, rickudon said:

    Owl, if your good at fixing pumps we have one down on the farm not working. You are welcome to it next time you come to Udon. If you can fix it, you win. If not, well it was free.

    Thanks Rick, I'll have a look

    Haven't forgot your pinkies. waiting to do a visit

  7. 2 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

    I think it was Cupid (Roman God) that dropped one of his arrows on his own foot, thus falling in love with Psyche.

    I'm pretty sure that Eros was a Greek God, with a similar story.

    Now I need to go and check with Google.

     

    I reckon you nailed it CL. Just looked on 'Wiki'.

     

    '''In the myth, she was given multiple trials in order to be with her beloved, Eros, also known as Cupid, god of physical love and desire and son of Aphrodite.'''

     

    Great story; albeit a bit complicated, with birds turning into donkeys, and talking ants. I tried to read on, but got lost in the different storylines. I'll wait for the film to come out.

     

    Just remembered, there is a big statue of Eros in London's Trafalgar Square.

     

     

     

     

  8. 12 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

    I think it was Cupid (Roman God) that dropped one of his arrows on his own foot, thus falling in love with Psyche.

    I'm pretty sure that Eros was a Greek God, with a similar story.

    Now I need to go and check with Google.

     

    Don't bother poor old Google. Listen to me.

     

    Cupid was an arrow. Eros was the shooter. The whole idea dreamed up by Eros' mum Aphrodite, to get Psyche - who she was big jealous of - to take the arrow and cause her to fall in love with an 'ugly demon'. The lightening struck and Eros shot himself.

     

    But; now I'm thinking that the story gives us little sayings. Shot yourself in the foot. A bolt of lightning. Love at first sight. Don't aim for Psyche as she is above your pay grade, and you will only hurt yourself.

     

     

  9. 7 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

    The story of Cupid must be told differently in Thailand.

    Spelt Aphrodite incorrectly. All makes sense now.

     

    Just asked Mildred. She says that just as Eros was gonna shoot the arrow towards Psyche, a bolt of lightening came, causing him miss  Psyche, and shoot himself in the foot.

  10. 12 hours ago, VBF said:

    I fink it wos er wot teached me to speak proper......innit!

    Ugg talking about himself and his mate Pug.

     

    Meez han meez mucka Pug, havv got ha bit hovv ha reptation forz beenz center ovv kalamitez, zat appenz fromz time tooz time. Mozt hov hit lubbhizz hov courze. Sum hov der huvver veelhigerz hiz jealouz hov uzz, han telz liez hon uzz. Plenty hov gozzip hin der village. Hizpechhallee wid zat Flop, hall though Im not tellz proper liez. Im not talk much hat hall. Im hiz ha crazy chicken. Juztz goze hovv honn hiz hone han mezzez bout wid treez, han uggz zem hup. Datz big silly big lubbhizz dat hiz. Tooz beez hon-hezz wid yerz, darez hiz honelee fore hov uzz hin der village zat hiz normal.

     

    Translation.

     

    Me and my mate Pug, have got a reputation for being at the centre of calamities, that happen from time to time. Most of it rubbish of course. Some of the other villagers are jealous of us, and tell lies about us. Plenty of gossip in the village. Especially with Flop. Although he don't tell proper lies. He doesn't talk much at all. He sure is a crazy chicken. Just goes on his own and messes about with trees, and hugs them. That's silly rubbish if you ask me. To be honest with you, there is only four of us in the village that are normal.

     

  11. 4 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

    So is not just Farang husbands who are treated like dirt by Isaan ladies.

     

    An Ozzie pal - unfortunately died unexpectedly some time ago - told me that you can control the Isaan woman with money.

     

    She is a strange beast, he wold say. Always a conflict in her head; with desire, money, food and status fighting for prominence.

  12. 4 hours ago, sotonowl said:

    On another note Owl, I see Dull didn't score yesterday so presume you bet was down. Could you let me know again what your bet was by email preferably, I might just have a pop at it. TIA

     

    I'd already got in a decent double, and cashed that out for 33 squids. Looked at the stats. Don't know how Hull didn't get a goal.

     

    That's life. I'll send the full details on email.

     

    BTW; good result on Saturday.

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  13. 18 hours ago, Mark Nothing said:

    Or you can be immune if you know the game, and build up your immune system.  A daily prayer to God asking for a strong immune system deactives the jackal's scare tactics and sorcery.

     

    If you can see that the bankers, elites, powers hidden behind the curtain, and even elected politicians don't care a jot about the people, then you are as immune as you need to be.

     

    Couldn't see much reference to dinosaurs, when I read the bible. Although, way before them, it mentions the creation of Earth. Confused; I turned to nature.

     

    I looked around and saw it was nature that had the answers. Even about mask wearing.

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  14. 2 hours ago, sirineou said:

    I think you can fix that.:laugh:

    a little bit of glue . duct tape, a bit of Armorall, and a new truck should have  it look like brand new. :tongue:

     

    It looks terrible ,but a bit of superglue and stick silver tape will make it look better. I reckon I can get a panel though. No rush. I don't sit that side, so it'll be the Mrs' moaning that will spring me into action for the panel.

     

    Mildred off school today. I'll get her to help me fix it up.

  15. 9 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

     

    If you are serious (I hope you are just exaggerating) it's time to get out of that abusive relationship. If you think Mildred is in danger, take her with you - if not, leave her with her mother.  

    Losing your investments (land, property) behind is tough to deal with, but you could start again and have a good life if you have 800.000 in the bank or a monthly income of 65,000  - or can afford to use an agent.

    Best of luck Owl.

     

    Thanks for the advice CL.

     

    I do get regular beatings. I'm a big strong lad and can take it. But I'm not keen on getting whacked when I'm driving.

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  16. Can't blame Robert. Although the silly sod didn't make a row. Bark even.

     

    No! It was me who did the deed. Left the door open. Mrs Owl said I was a ''no good farang.'' Although she locked the Mazza up at 8ish in the evening, and never noticed anything. I accept the blame 100%. A beating is a'coming. Had quite a few recently. Not choppers, or anything like that. No! Coat-hangers and sticks and buckets.

     

    On the upside. The cat-food arrived this afternoon. Have not fed the pussies with the new stuff yet.

     

    Keep that stick away from Mrs Owl pussy cat.

     

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  17. 47 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

     

    A very typical outlook for us, we know not to get carried away, ever. But I actually fancy us to win today and keep things going.......but it depends on Ashley Young. My money is on him to get an early booking. I really hope he doesn't start as he tends to be a liability.

    I think Ashley Young is a much better f]player now he has stopped his diving.

     

    Not so long back everyone thought he was the worst diver the English game had seen. I didn't agree. I thought Eduardo at Arsenal had him beat.

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