Eye joke:
Guy goes to a brothel and tells the madam that it's his birthday, he wants something really special.
Madam says, "we'll, today's your lucky day, I'll take care of you myself", and she drops to her knees in front of him.
Guys says, "wait a minute, I've had countless BJs, I said want something special."
Madam holds up a hand to quiet him, pops one eye out and puts it in a glass and points to the socket.
Guy goes at it, and when he's done, thanks the madam, and tells her it was the best he's ever had, and that he'll certainly be back again.
To which the madam responds: "I'll keep an eye out for you."