It’s time to dust off those old puns.
<Dust Pun Battle!!>
You are dust and you shall return to dust...
Which is why I don't dust - it could be someone I know
Be careful, it's all reporting to the appropriate authorities now, but it can get stabby and or bullety real fast here.
Just because neighbours let off strings of bangers any time of the day and just because they sing really bad karaoke at 2AM in the morning, or the illegal cockfights every Sunday with accompanying "We are the Champions Chickens" playing so loud it makes the kids cry, doesn't mean "we" can.
They may be copping some unseen flak for them to wheel out the JM and order him to tell everyone "nothing to see here, move on".
Plus didn't they say that if the MFP says the word Thaksin they will go weapons hot?
Birthrates are dropping in many places.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/18wqutp/chinas_birth_rate_has_collapsed_completely_197m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Sure, but getting randomly poked by someone with special needs is different to someone taking the time to choose a target, prepare phlegm, aim, fire sputum, saunter off jauntily.
Sometimes two tickets to the gun show is needed.