Australia is so vast many Australians can't get their heads around how big it is.
While Australia is harsh on people low in the socio-economic order, its main attribute for the description of hell on earth is boredom.
This may come as a surprise to you. In terms of foreign ownership of Australian assets, the USA heads the table.
America also heads the table with its corporations in Australia in terms of tax avoidance.
I forget who it was said when one shakes hands with an American on a business deal, they count their fingers afterwards.
The US sells us highly expensive military equipment, some of which does not work as intended. IIRC, the latest deal is to sell us 30 yo nuclear submarines so America can upgrade its fleet without the cost of decommissioning the old ones.
The US dominates the fast food franchise system in Australia, all of which make us obese. Similarly, its tobacco industry makes us sick. About the only thing America does not own is the beer industry, possibly because they don't know how to make it.
Your post takes me back to the Peter Sellers classic, "The Mouse That Roared."
Thank you for the kind offer of assistance. However, I think we get quite enough help from America already.