SAFETY FIRST

I know that, but the Italian thinks it's his beach.

How about you get Mr Mario's side of the story and report back. Be prepared to get attacked if you are on his beach.

Italian guy, maybe friends with the Swiss nutjob.

Nothing wrong with that. It only becomes a problem if you want to be with one but you don't have money.

I'm in heaven here in Thailand, I much prefer the transactional relationship. The girls here are petite and fun to be with, for a little bit of money you can spend quality time together on the beach etc., then off to the love shack, pay her a few dollars and she's on her Scoopy looking for her next transaction.

I had a transactional relationship yesterday. I met this bird in the laundromat, we got talking, exchanged Line, then she keeps pestering me.....when can we meet etc. The next day I met her by the swimming pool, she asks if we can go to my room, 5 minutes later we're in the shower then on the bed, we didn't discuss money. Anyway, after the fun I said I'd give her 1000 baht, she asks for 1500 baht, she said she must pay her electricity bill today. No problem, good transaction. 👍

Something that hangs off a sheep's bum.

OK wise guy, let's hear the truth 😂

Yes, me too, my replies removed. It's really annoying, you go to the effort to explain in detail all the facts then the other member has a winge to the mods because they have their feelings hurt. These days I prefer not to get into conversation, I'd rather one of those stupid confused emoji's from the weirdos.

Make sure you Check her ID card, she's 18 above. Legally Thai girls can be sexually active at 15yo but legally only school boys can have sex with girls under 18yo.

Now that the Aussies are out of the T20 world cup.

ManUp Drink it straight from the bottle. BTW, I like your user name 😂

I get this condition when having sex with a female other than my girlfriend. They don't excite me as much.

You'll find these working girls have a Thai spouse. The spouse is happy to 'smile and cower', he's watching his 'prime grade' wife go along with these foreigners because she will come home with the bacon 💲💲💲💲💲💲

Good idea, I think the visa agency in Soi Post-office charges 100 baht.

Try to get in 'I'm from Australia', chicks dig the Aussies, most of us are genuine, friendly and cashed up. BTW, for a newbie on AN forum, you seem to be handling the nasty, rude replies well. I snap easily, when I was a newbie, I'd reply with similar hostility and aggression, the mods were always disciplining me (spent a few weeks on the sideline 😂). Forums are a strange place, it took me some time to adjust. I'm a tall, very fit guy, I'd never get spoken to in the street in this manner, it really shocked me at first.

Aussie lingo

Start up a dent repair business here in Thailand, you'll meet lots of chicks, they are terrible drivers.

Give me a loaded gun, no hesitations, blow his sick head off. Next..... Sadly, if this animal is caught no harm will come to him. Society needs to change, get the scalpel out, perform surgery on these monsters. Too many similar stories, they won't go away, we must change, get rid of this filth. I'm fed up with these demons living amongst us.

Surprise to see St Andrews, good on them, only one in the region that makes the list, keep up the good work. My children went to MIS, I was very impressed, would recommend MIS to anyone. 👍

Point #3, he says... 3. Сonfirmation of residential address from the embassy (My pink card and driver's license already have the address confirmed but they want it a third time So I assumed he had his yellow book day 1. No problem, thanks for your clarification 👍

Yes, you are probably right, I just thought it was a phoney as he said he tried his pink ID card (assuming he had yellow book) without success. Then he disappears, saying story closed. Anyway good luck to him if he purchased the bike Yes, these are weird.

This is an English only forum. I don't like these law breaking foreigners. You are paranoid, watch your back dude, they're coming to get you. I'll see you in the news headlines soon. 😂

You reckon stealing hotel keys is a trivial incident 🤔 Then he stayed there overnight without permission or payment. About time the media publicised these weirdo foreigners.

CRIKEY, what's this forum come to when we have the Newbie's moderating.