DaRoadrunner

8 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

when you see God for the first time, you'll know.

There are upwards of 7 billion of us. I doubt the man upstairs has the time and probably would not even bother to meet most of us. You might meet some Angel at the pearly gates who will assess what you achieved on Earth and (in my case) dispatch me to Hell.

Ah Roadrunner... you're on the list. Ex car salesman and whore monger.... take him down!

Don't listen to this whinging lot on here. Get yourself a decent Thai girl and enjoy the er.... culture.

So, who cares? The bigger problem is getting Thai Customs Depts sticky fingers off it.

12 hours ago, Yinn said:

No.

 

Can buy land with company already= price to high for thai in some place. 

 

Sell land higher price will not improve economy. Land just be expensive.

 

i have land = good for me, but not good for economy and Thai people. 

 

Thailand have high baht because high “inflows”.

If sell the land will have more “inflows”= higher baht= I will must listen you guys complain more.

 

=Bad idea. 

 

Thai land is for Thai people. If you want be citzen= then you can buy land yourself. 

 

Rent land if you want.

 

Same other country.

 

No same other country. (When I read Yinns posts it makes me write Tinglish)

Thais can buy land in Europe, UK, USA etc. So why are we not treated with the same respect here? It is an insult to foreigners. What they tink we do wiv it, dig up and take it away? Me tinks Thai afraid Farang will take over the country? Most of us just want a home of our own to live in.

3 minutes ago, kingofthemountain said:

Yes you are right

my bad

but what about the price of the durian this year?

I see already some vendors at the street corners ????

Hush your mouth, there have been no more posts about mangoes, we may have gotten through to them!

Do you think we can get out of here now without them noticing?

I detest the self important egotistical narcissistic little runt. Unfortunately it will get shot in a studio with CGI. So no chance of him actually getting lost in space.

50 minutes ago, kingofthemountain said:

Depends on what bananas you are talking about

there is a bunch of differents sorts with differents prices

Puhleeeeease stop, I had enough with the mangoes. Now bananas, my poor brain can’t take any more. This on top of cabin fever aaarrrggghhh!!!

To think that some take this thread seriously does my head in.

And would posters please remember this thread is about mangoes. Posts about bananas are off topic and not allowed.

23 hours ago, Max69xl said:

I guess you have a Thai bank account and the money will end up there. When people are going back home after been staying in Thailand and have money in the bank, there's no problem to repatriate the money through your Thai bank. There's no need what so ever to transfer several small amounts using money transaction companies. Talk to your bank. That's my advise. 

Proof of where the money originated from is often required.

On 5/6/2020 at 7:23 PM, lkv said:

Regardless, I don't care about vaccines and I will not get one myself.

Suppose they make vaccination a condition of getting a visa? I know I know, do not give them ideas.

What worries me is that they may make it available without knowing the long term side effects and then make it compulsory for all.

The driver of the ambulance had passed level B training. Presumably level A is the bit where he learns to lock the gurney in place?

18 hours ago, DrTuner said:

Transparency is essential.

In this country?.... Don't hold your breath waiting.

3 hours ago, Searat7 said:

One of the things that has always bothered me is that bars I have observed do not have hot water faucets for sinks used to wash glasses.  

And they do not wash the glasses properly either. I can just see us all drinking out of the bottle and groping the girls while wearing gloves.... Well, whatever turns you on.

As for short times with social distancing???

I hear the virus does not like soap, so maybe they will reopen the soapy massage first? Well, that's my excuse for having a soapy taken care of!

12 hours ago, Tropposurfer said:

When we human parasites are gone the other animals that we have not made extinct will do as we are seeing now, retake and roam the world free again.

Question is, which of us you is willing to volunteer to go?

I am curious to know when flights to Germany will resume?

Also hear that there is still 14 days quarantine on arrival in Germany?

Any updates from Germans appreciated .... Danke!

6 hours ago, petermik said:

He,s got to catch me first..........

I am not so sure its over! Yesterday, a pick-up truck with two large drums of disinfectant onboard pulled up next to me. The guy in the back waved his spray lance at me and yelled to the driver.....

“Do I spray him?” .... (Yikes!!!)

There was a pause while the driver checked his list.

“Nah, Roadrunner, no hab.”

The guy waved me on with his lance and they drove off leaving me wondering exactly what was on that list?

PS Did you get permission from Looney Toones to use my image?

2 hours ago, Logosone said:

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

 

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Asian dream.

 

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "The Land of Smiles."

 

I have a dream that one day on the smokey hills of Chiang Mai, the sons of former bar girls and the sons of former cashiers will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

 

I have a dream that one day even the province of Phuket, an island sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of sling-shots, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

 

I have a dream that my four little masseuses will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the absence of a face mask but by the content of their character.

 

I have a dream today!

 

And then he woke up.

Women are like cars. When her bodywork starts to go and she needs ever more expensive servicing you trade her in for a new model.

It is significant that I have had my car 23 years, yet women usually only last about 1 hour!

27 minutes ago, natway09 said:

Next major concern is when the open up International incoming airtravel tourism 

from the US, UK, France, China, Spain, Italy Africa & the likes

A resurgence of this virus could change the way we live for a long time & kill our business for sure

They have done well so far, lets hope the Thais do not make this mistake in their greed to get tourism going again.

16 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

What SEA countries have worse COVID stats then Thailand? 

As far as I can see, the more Shopping malls a country has, the higher the infection rate.

(works for almost everywhere in the world)

Measure the spread by the number of soapy establishments and one can easily see how the Thais massaged the figures.