DaRoadrunner

Girls go for “personality”…. judging from the comments here we are not getting laid tonight!

As you get older you may not always know what you want, BUT you sure as Hell know what you don't want !

Thanks for the words of wisdom appropriate to this post Charlie H.

On 4/11/2019 at 9:58 AM, mlkik said:

Nonsence , pronouncing ร as ล has nothing to do with be uneducated.

If they are from Issarn (aka Nakhon Nowhere) I would expect them to say lawn with an ล. The (so called) educated / big city folk say rawn with an ร.

If this were Thais renting the house, they would have trashed the place, pissed and shat in every room and left.

Have you heard anything further from the landlord? Are they demanding money? If not and the landlord does not have a copy of your passport I guess you could just leave.

You could get some legal advice first so you know where you stand before making your decision, but I suspect it's not worth the hassle and will only turn your hair grey.

True story…. The Mercedes Benz salesgirl said that if I bought the car I get her too..... Most expensive short time ever!

6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

this is so weird! when i go to iherb i am redirected to:

 

https://kr.iherb.com/

 

tried vpn usa, no vpn, google search. links on twitter.

 

 

I get the same thing... Korea... weird.

There is an Iherb Thailand site... any use to you?

https://th.iherb.com/

On 4/10/2019 at 10:31 PM, yrag said:

NCC Horny goat weed be your best bet...this be a good one.....

NUTRIFAIR

Has everything ...very effective

NutriFlair Horny Goat Weed Extract, 1000mg Epimedium with Maca Root, Panax Ginseng, Saw Palmetto - Sexual Energy Complex & Libido Support for Men and Women

Looks good. Can it be bought in Thailand or do you source it elsewhere?

3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

????thanks

I trust you will report back to us all on TV once you have conducted a thorough trial of these products.

1 minute ago, josephbloggs said:

How utterly patronising of you.  Not to mention chauvinistic.  Appalling.

Those are my good qualities. People often don't like to hear the truth.

2 minutes ago, Benroon said:

What if I take my (now spent) goat to vouch for me ?

Deported for failing to get it up for the IO.

1 minute ago, Benroon said:

Is Horny Goat Weed available in bulk ?

Christ, another one! Couldn't you just go out and enjoy the 'culture', visit some temples or something .... Contact the shop. https://www.herbactive.co.uk/

If Immigration see this there will be a new visa for perverted sex tourists. You will have to 'demonstrate' your abilities to extend your Visa to the lady IO.

It's called Herbal V8 and it comes from https://www.herbactive.co.uk/

Da Roadrunner's tongue hangs out like that cuz I tried it! Yuuuuuck! Did nothing for me. Your other problem is getting it through Thai Customs.

Chinese Panax Ginseng helped, but I would say the effects are only + 10 - 15 % more horny.

Try a Chinese drug store and ask for 'yaa chuay phuchai'..... whilst pointing to your love handle.

(Roadrunner can't wait till the other TV posters read this)

12 minutes ago, birdi9 said:

No I gave them only the copies of the receipts. At this time I need to show my copy of the contract to a lawyer or someone similar to know where do I stand with this contract ? I read on internet that a law company near Makro has advertised free initial consultation and no fee if no win situation. This looks to good to be true. Any suggestion is appreciated.

Bear in mind that in all dealings with lawyers, the only one guaranteed to make a profit is the lawyer.

3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

if i put all that stuff in a blender, what do you think it will taste like?

 

  

'Taste' is the least of your problems if you take that lot brother.

58 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

Where can you buy Maca Root?

From a Maca root shop..... (sorry, couldn't resist it). Try Chinese medicine shops. You are going to need the Chinese / Thai name for it.

There are other er, remedies:-

Herbs to help erectile dysfunction (Cnidium, Dodder, Suoyang, Horny Goat Weed, Eucommia, Cloves, Muira Puama, Yo bark, Damiana, Puncture Vine), by improving blood supply to the sexual organs (Cayenne, Eucommia, Ginkgo, Yo bark, Prickly Ash, Ginger, Saw Palmetto), (note: Cayenne also acts as a stimulant to the other herbs in the tonic to enhance their action), to dilate blood vessels in the penis (Horny Goat Weed, Ginkgo, Yo bark), by improving the sex ‘yang’ energy (Cnidium, Suoyang, Horny Goat Weed, Catuaba, Cloves, Fleece flower, Ginger, Puncture Vine), aphrodisiac action (Cnidium, Dragon tree, Catuaba, Guaranam Yo bark, Damiana, Ashwagandha, Puncture Vine), by improving (that is, reducing) premature ejaculation (Dodder, Eucommia), by increasing the volume of seminal emission (Suoyang, Horny Goat Weed, Yo bark, Fleece flower, Damiana, Saw Palmetto, Sarsaparilla), reduce frigid anxiety (Catuaba, Muira Puama, Guarana, Damiana, Puncture Vine), stimulate sexual hormones in the body (Ginseng, Damiana, Saw Palmetto, Sarsaparilla).

If all else fails you could try Viagra aka Mydixafloppin

The problem with telling a woman NOT to do something is that it just makes her more determined to do it!

A friend said he thought of writing a book about this place but realized that no one would believe it.

Guess she'll find out soon enough.

Duh.... my brain hurts after reading this one. Some people are their own worst enemy. Always pay rent at a bank and keep the transaction receipt as proof. Always check the person you are paying is the real owner by asking to see the house registration.

Looks like you could report your lady friend to the police, though I doubt they would do anything, Thai police being what they are.

If the landlord will not speak with you direct, then they may also be in on this scam. The landlord may also be in breach of contract for failing to repair the roof. Amending a contract without your approval is also illegal.

You could run this story by a lawyer and see what he says. Half an hour advice costs little and you may learn something to your advantage.

Bottom line is.... It's a mess. I would be inclined to just move out and disappear.

Once you start down this road it never ends. Most Thais are totally incapable of handling money. Especially once they learn that Daddy Farang will pay. Should have knocked this on the head at the start. Tell her to go ask a Thai man to pay......555

Are they real Dunlop or Thai-lop copies? Where are they manufactured?

The lengths some will go to to stay here. I once saw an ambulance arrive at CW Immigration. They wheeled some old guy in on a gurney, attached to a drip and looking on his last legs. Couldn't the hospital have provided him with a letter of explanation, which surely Immigration would accept?

You can also buy a nice house in Pattaya for less cost than some of the condos. Only..... we Farang are deemed not worthy to own a house. ... Sigh.

I can probably outrun everyone on this forum and have never taken any of this stuff. I have other uses for my nuts.