Bert got kinky

You do realise that this forum was started by a visa agent, don't you?

Yeah, great idea. Get Immigration to concentrate their efforts on traffic offences. Would you want your home country to become swamped with illegal over-stayers? Would you expect the Immigration in your home country to do their job or side track to issuing parking tickets? Stoneage thinking?

You appear to have a firm grasp of the wrong end of the stick.

Heartbroken man travels 400km home after boss robs salary, wife runs off with friend It sounds like he's trapped in a Country & Western song. Good to see that he's able to smile through it all. Hope life improves soon for the chap.

He is 17 years old, so still a minor. Mrs. Thatcher would have sorted him out.

or everytime they beat City Stop it, I'm peeing myself.

He actually sent me a Line text on Saturday evening. He wasn't very happy. ????

Just popped in to wallow in our victory, sorry can't find the 'smug' emoji. UTV. Is RonniePickering22 on holiday, haven't seen him around these parts for a few weeks.

Please try to keep up, the sources in the post above were my sources. I was asking for the sources from DrJack54, to verify his claim that immigration is open on May 17, which is probably why I quoted his post.

Do you have a source for this information or is this just guess work?

According to the results that I found, Royal Ploughing Day is a holiday for civil servants and state enterprise workers, and government offices will be closed. https://www.officeholidays.com/holidays/thailand/royal-ploughing-ceremony The Thaiger: Later in the month, another public holiday will occur on Wednesday, May 17, which marks the Royal Ploughing Ceremony. Consequently, immigration offices will remain closed on this day as well https://thethaiger.com/news/pattaya/upcoming-public-holidays-and-their-impact-on-immigration-office-hours Pattaya Mail: Also this month, is another public holiday as Wednesday May 17 is Royal Ploughing Ceremony. That’s another immigration stay away. https://www.pattayamail.com/latestnews/news/reminders-immigration-holidays-coming-up-430437

However, if impounded vehicles are damaged while being used for personal purposes, This deserves a serious WTF moment.

Unbelievable......50 million sperm and you were the quickest!

Sorry but I don't recognize the G.F.A., there is still blood on the streets in N.I. but it's conveniently hidden in the disguise of a war on drugs.

Funny how some people jump to conclusions, making a fool of themselves.

Keep your bloody nose out of our business Joe.

Mathew 7:3 That's quite a result but who does Mathew play for and who were they playing against?

Whoops, touch a nerve, did I? I don't understand why some of you guys called those people who goes to competitive prices buffet as * low life * It's simple really, 'all you can eat' buffets are packed to the rafters with life forms so low that they make the guests on the Jeremy Kyle show look cultured. MackieDee's also has competitive prices, would you hold an adult's birthday party there., Christmas dim-sum @ the local 7-11? Is it because you are having a * low life * in your home country, the reason for moving here so that you can be on a high horse in this * low life* country. Not at all, preferring quality food to cheap & nasty slop does not put me on a high horse and I wouldn't attend an 'all you can eat' buffet in my home country either. In fact, if anyone is on a high horse, I would suggest that it is the one that believes that Thailand is a * low life* country. To be fair, I actually do approve of all you can eat buffets, it keeps the Chang wife-beater wearing peasants away from trying to feed turnips to my high horse.

Back in my drinking days, I was thrown in the drunk tank at Thong Lor PD for refusing to bay my bar bill. I was in a QPA bar (Soi22) and had actually rang the bell 2 times. The bill was around 9,000 Baht, which I refused to pay. The police were called and the cashier explained to the police that I had rang the bell 2 times and as such I had to buy drinks for everyone in the bar, hence the high bar bill. I tried to explain to Mr. Plod that I believed that the bill was a tad on the high side, as myself the cashier were the only people in the bar. They still took me to the station and held me until I accepted to pay the bill, even though the bill was very obviously padded. I later learned that the bar was owned by the wife of one of the top policemen at Thong Lor station. ????

How Much Can YOU Eat at a BUFFET? The same as if I am paying for the courses separately. If I go to a buffet it's at a decent 5 star restaurant and I go for the variety on offer and not to make a pig of myself in public. I also tend to have Christmas dinner buffet (at hotels) nowadays, as I'm too old ancient to waste half of a Christmas day cooking. I would avoid any buffet that is advertised as 'All you can eat'. These kind of buffets are usually filled with society's low-lifes and the food (and cooking) is akin to military cookhouse grade, quantity over quality. 99 Baht Breakfast buffet anyone? ???? ????

Crafty Thai woman allegedly steals British tourist’s Rolex in Pattaya Maybe a bit pedantic but, if the theft is only alleged, surely she is only an alleged crafty Thai woman?

here misty ..misty ...

A four-meter-long python was caught red-handed Is this a magic python???

Depends on the context of how the words are used. A couple of months back I was picking up at the airport at a very quiet time (3am -ish) and the only way to make the security staff understand that the unattended baggage reserving the seats directly in front of their manned security post was to use the word 'bomb', as in "their could be a bomb in this unattended cases". They were totally oblivious to the dangers that an unattended bag could harbour. They thought that people leaving bags unattended 'in an international airport' was not a problem at all.

Are you presuming that these tuk-tuk drivers actually have a driving license?