Bert got kinky

it's off topic. Why, because you said so? I was only pointing out a flaw in the 'ignore' function, it was not a personal attack on you.

So you ignore him but then can't resist peeking? Why bother putting him on ignore in the first place, it means that you suffer not knowing what is said but he carries on as normal, oblivious to your silent protest. Not a wise move really.

How was you able to read his post if you had him on ignore?

The warning shouldn't be just for children. The amount of Thai women who have ignored my warnings of "don't put that in your mouth, it will expand" is quite shocking.

Sod it, I will just get an extra original med cert, it's not worth the hassle to under estimate the amount of paperwork that my local Dave Lee Travis requires. I get the feeling that the discrepancies will not be just between different DLT offices but also between each member of staff.

P.S., Thank you all for your feedback. I think that I will manage ok now.

Given the inconsistencies between each DLT center, I will take the originals and 2 copies of the Yellow book, My Thai ID card and my work permit. Pretty sure that these will cover all eventualities.

Thanks Richard. Would I be correct in presuming that the yellow book can be used instead of the Certificate of Address?

I am due to renew my 5 year Thai driving licenses again and as it has been 6 years since I last carried out this procedure and given the changes since my last renewal, I am after some feedback from someone who has carried out the renewal of both the motorcycle & car licenses at the same time. As motorcycle & car licenses are separate (with different license numbers) and as I am renewing the 2 licenses with different license numbers, do I need 2 separate ‘original’ medical certificates, or would one original and one photocopy suffice? Anything else that I should be aware of?

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She said ‘do you want the PDF file?’ I said no, that’s his uncle.

I must say that I feel that the truck driver handled the police situation very badly. He should have clutched his chest and feigned a heart attack.

Foodland have them as well. I don't really like their own brand version but the M.R.N version is a decent crust. I keep about 10 in my freezer , so I can knock up a few unplanned pizzas at a moments notice.

Maybe you misheard him and he was was stating that the nearby nosy supergrass was out of order.

Grassers have to grass, it's in their nature.

I thought that I had logged on into my Pornhub account again.

Talk about a misleading click-bait title.

Who???? If you are talking about Jerry Lee Lewis, he was married to his 13 year old cousin, Myra.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Klong+Prem+Central+Prison/@13.8495035,100.5531701,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x30e29cc1b0fbe05f:0x19a55e3ba826c3af!8m2!3d13.8495035!4d100.5553588

I was once pointed at by Glenn Hoddle at Queen's Pier. Worst 6 seconds of my life.

They could start by raiding my gaff. I have copious amounts of Ganja and come the new year, I plan to party like it's 1999. ????

And the dealer would not hand over the blue book to a possible buyer. Most of these tent dealers will only sell with the terms of 'sold as seen'.

Personally I wouldn't give 11m baht to a man in a roadside tent It cost 1.1 million baht. Neither did the woman in the story.

Home country criminale checks are desperately needed Are you suggesting that Thailand should scrap the visa on arrival and instead use a system where you have to apply for a visa months ahead of your trip?

on a Pattaya roadside at 4 AM Local residents around the incident scene told The Pattaya News that they were afraid their children might witness the couple while they were at it and become traumatized. This story doesn't make much sense, Who were the local residents that suddenly appeared in the story. Why are these 'local residents' not bothered that children are walking around these deserted roads at 4am? Is the guy in the picture related to the story? Will the unnamed Thai local be charged with producing porno movies?

Surely it would be easy enough to spot these criminal types when they enter the country. Their blurred or pixelated faces should be a give away.