Bday Prang

There will be a lot worse than a bit of name calling in store for any of them that find their way to Gaza, I hope they are a bit more resilient than you.

Indeed it sounds like a suicide mission, maybe they will find some willing suicide bumbers oh dear my spell checker just went down

obviously not

No you are just annoying me , accept that you were wrong and move on

Is that a direct order "sir" ? perhaps you should lead by example

Not sure about the specifics here but back in blighty "driving without due care and attention" is a very broad and virtually all encompassing allegation

Presumably if driving at the same time it is , if its not then I seriously think it should be. Anyway whatever it was he was doing, that he feels unable to discuss, its obvious he was not doing it privately, at least not privately enough. Hardly appropriate behaviour for a teacher who should be setting an example

So as I said "not naked" "but you are probably blind" lol is that supposed to be some sort of insult ? If I was blind, I would have been just as unable to read the words "partially clothed" written clearly in the op, as you appear to have been. For your information , again , "partially clothed " does not mean naked. And coming from a from a native speaker, you know it makes sense

They could have tried sticking a finger up its ar$e Apparently it works for pit bulls, Not sure if it works on Pythons but it would have been a perfect opportunity to find out . It would also have made for a hilarious video clip

Do you seriously think they would have the necessary skills to shoot a snake that was coiled around woman without killing her?

Well it might have taken 9 hours but it was worth waiting for, The most astonishing effort to mention Donald Trump in a totally unrelated thread I have personally seen to date. I think this obsession is taking over some peoples lives, get help

Come on hold your hands up and admit what you were sent to court for. Was it really a "driving offence" or are you being a bit economical with the truth? Perhaps you were doing something you shouldn't whilst driving ? That could be anything from using a mobile phone to masturbating ? So what was it ? The longer you try to hide it from us the more we are likely to speculate, and the more embarrassed you will be when it is finally revealed, So come on , tell us , you know you want to

Not wishing to appear pedantic but "learn more" implies they already have some knowledge on the subject , when clearly they do not

This could be the basis for an absolutely cracking reality TV show

Considering what most on this forum came here for, and what most on this forum spend there spare time doing here (at least back in the day whilst they still could) the outpouring of outrage is nauseating

Just take a bit of time out and review the comments on here. Where and from who does most of this shaming originate from ? Charity is evidently not the only thing that begins at home

Highlighting the fact that they have never been to an airport

what else would you expect on this forum

Is lying down in the toilets common practice amongst airport employees then, or was it just you?

for gods sake ! get over yourself

And yet another example of sad old man behaviour, "grumpy and cantankerous", seems to be spreading to the younger generation particularly those who identify as "netizens"

"Splitting hairs" Yet another sad example of age related annoying behavioural traits

You will need to explain what "fun " is to some members of this forum, They seem to have forgotten. Its not an uncommon side effect of getting older, I think it starts when they don't wake up with morning erections anymore

Shoot her ! are you actually serious? For gods sake what is wrong with people on here?

And you'll never forget your " proper upbringing" , drilled into you every day by your parents "Never lie on the baggage conveyor" sound advice that has served you well over decades ,and which no doubt you shall take to the grave with you . That is the fundemental difference between you and them