Bday Prang

Considering your attitude, I probably have considerably longer left than you. I still maintain that wokies like you are sad humourless invertebrates So prove me wrong, tell us all a joke, do you even know any? I very much doubt it

So you survive from the taxes paid by those who are prepared to work,? Now why does that not surprise me, possibly because it seems to be standard behaviour from your sort

Show me where I said I was in my seventies, I have never said that as I am not. I have a long way to go "Atrocious Racism" how would you know? you have clearly never read the book, but, as usual that is unimportant as far as the woke are concerned, Expressing your faux outrage is all that matters to your sort

lol the first book we were introduced to at Primary school in the uk ( around 5 years old) would have the wokies clutching at their pearls. It was called "Little Black Sambo" to a 5 year old it was a wonderful book with pictures that gave us a little insight into a way of life in far off land as it described the adventures of a fictional African boy of a similar age to ourselves There was nothing overtly racist about it, Mainly stories about getting chased by lions etc But once the "woke" got involved , this work of the devil himself had to be banned, most of them never even read it

That is common in the UK too Some old school joiners might still order timber by the "standard" which I think is based on cubic yards. It can get confusing sometimes

Off course it has to work both ways, those who give it in the name of humour, have to be prepared to take it in the same vein. One thing that applies to british humour is that a lot of it is self deprecating, we may well laugh at others, who doesn't? but we are more than capable and quite prepared to laugh at ourselves, a characteristic not shared by many other nationalities Just to clarify, we were around 7 years old at the time we used the words spaz and spaz-chariot as joking insults amongst ourselves "stop acting like a spaz" or " your dads new car looks like a spaz=chariot" Even at that tender age we understood not to go screaming it in the faces of the poor unfortunates. Anybody wishing to take offence over what me and my pre teen mates got up to half a century ago can of course feel free to do so , but I would have thought their time would be better spent getting a life and developing a sense of humour I think in any comedy situation there will be somebody who can be described as the subject. ie the butt of the joke, but as far as the woke are concerned they have now identified a victim to "support" and of course an "aggressor" who must be destroyed or cancelled. Unless we are very careful the very human "sense of humour" will soon be outlawed by the humourless lefties, the future is bleak

And right on cue a virtue signaller crawls out from under her rock On whose behalf are you attempting to take offence? and what's more to the point , why? Get a life

Have you been drinking ? deary me so early in the day too I have not conflated or tried to shape anything that you have said , not that you said anything particularly pertinent to the thread anyway Not quite sure what has "triggered you" if any other members can explain why you are so upset I might be prepared to listen , on the other hand I might not. I certainly won't be listening to anything you have to say. Meanwhile , DO NOT, tell me what I can or can't write, Nobody requires your permission Either become a mod or just shut it

Some of us might not be welcomed "there" some cannot afford it either

They do not "stride godlike" when they come to liverpool, they creep around in the shadows like little bitches

No I was not laughing "with them" are they even capable of laughing ? We didn't get close enough to them that they could hear us so no they were not "offended" People would of course have to be a bit more careful these days as there are so many virtue signallers itching to take offence on their behalf. Although I can't say I am particularly bothered, A joke is a joke and nothing is off limits as far as I am concerned, if the woke have their way their will be no more jokes. Think about that for a few minutes

Liverpool is NOT "across the Mersey river from Manchester" so as I suspected you have absolutely no idea where to find it on a map. No need to be too embarrassed most Americans would also have little idea. You might find the following english saying helpful in the future "It is better to keep ones mouth shut and let people think you are stupid, than to open ones mouth and prove it". By the way, your mates are clearly A$$h0les

We found it funny, and I still do .

Well it certainly does not refer to a live in servant as one member has incorrectly stated

That would be "Khon rap chai" not" conchie" no such word in Thai as far as i am aware

What was the name of the president ?

The english word "toilet" specifically refers to the porcelain device that one sits on. ! Water closet" refers specifically to the later developed "flushing toilet" denoting its use of water ( somewhat obviously) The equivalent Thai word would be "chakro" "Bathroom" would be the english equivalent of "hong nam" A bathroom might not always be equipped with a toilet, Same goes for the hong nam

We called them Spaz Chariots, still brings a smile to my face

Think we are still ok with "karen" so far at least. Probably because it is normally associated with white people, white women specifically, who are no longer "protected" as they were before the alphabet freaks appeared on the scene

Just remember where you heard it . If you want to make a donation to my anti - woke foundation you can Pm me

And neither is chief doom goblin and psycho activist Greta Thunberg,

beyond belief, utterly pathetic, we are indeed doomed. I wonder how much it cost to arrive at such a decision.

When I was a kid , "special" was a respectful adjective bestowed on child prodigies and those who were exceptionally clever. Now "special" is generally used to refer to simpletons and the mentally retarded. It has actually become an insult. I cannot see how misusing words like this can be of any benefit , so who is responsible for this offensive nonsense, Lets have them named and shamed

The prisons are all full, ever wondered why?

So now you consider yourself qualified to teach English to native speakers, ? "Thick" is a well known and common English slang word for Stupid I cannot believe even a thick yank would not know that, When you can point out the UK (never mind Liverpool) on a world map I will consider you qualified to comment on scousers Until then shut it. I was going to suggest that you chose your English friends more wisely, but then again beggars can't be choosers can they, and birds of a feather do tend to flock together. so your choice is naturally limited. but it shouldn't be too challenging to find somebody who knows that the Giro bank ceased to exist about 20 years ago America invented recorded laughter because the audiences were too stupid to know when to laugh, just think about that before writing any more rubbish