Ventenio

For the first time in YEARS I'm thinking of selling some baht.  Not yet.  The baht has weakened in the last few weeks, BUT not like it's super worried over losing Pattaya or Bangkok.  

OK, like I said before, I'll wait until a bar girl gets it.  Call me crazy, but that would significantly hurt the economy.  I'm not even near any "red light" districts, so I have no idea what's going on....

OK, let me know if you hear anything.  I have a feeling they might not want to share a bar girl getting it....so then maybe I will just watch the baht.   

anyhow, this is life.  i thought the baht would strengthen for years.  

thinking

You are probably OK.  I'm sure we have all had our scares in life, 99% in our home country.  Don't worry, we all play games thinking we will never get caught.  Yea, you had some bad luck but I think it's just a wake-up call to make better decisions when traveling.  I think you will be fine, so I wish you luck in the future.  I've heard a million stories of farangs doing worse things in Thailand, but you got caught.  really, this might be a good thing since you will learn.  they didn't learn.  even if it's a dumb law or whatever, anyhow... late

It is really difficult to be forced to interact with such MORONS.  We need to ultimate IQ test and that number tattooed on their forehead.   What idiot thinks they can smoke on a commercial airline?  Then we get threads of people doing drugs in Thailand......people just don't think things through.  OK, I'm off to Wuhan for a great business opportunity!!!

For the last 1000000 years, business owners complain about business.  Down 90%, 100%, 1000%....they say these things to get sympathy and business.  Very common.  Which is why I never believe such garbage.  And most people with bad jobs only see the negatives anyhow....even hotel owners cry to me if they have one bad night in a month.  "oh, what is wrong, we may never get another customer!!"

I'm woke.  

next year, because of the corona virus, tourist numbers down 99.9999%

I told an employer I will send him my CV.  Now that means CoronaVirus!!

We need to help our fellow humans...I'm off to Wuhan to make a difference!!!  I just hope Pattaya doesn't get infected.  LOL.  Oh, wait...it's already infected with another virus.

funny quote, "When you eat anything, you get everything."  

19 hours ago, rooster59 said:

He got on the back

Does she have octopus tentacles to drive a bike while reaching behind herself to get to his bag?  how does he not notice this?

anyhow.  they found the 22,000, told him they found 1,000, gave him 100 and it's a mai bpen rai.

enjoy!!    

1 minute ago, dcnx said:

The PM will solve this in 5 days.

I'm sorry, I think you have a typo.

I'm sure you meant 5 hours or 5 minutes or even 5 seconds is certainly possible by the PM.  

OMG.... wait until a lady in Pattaya gets it...

OK, back to my book, "Wuhan, Ranked Top Destination in 2020 by Chinese Culinary Cuisine"

The over/under on this Virus (according to Vegas) is 50 million.  I took the over, but I'll never collect

We need a Wuhan meter like the AQI pollution Index.  

CM Wu:  1  

0-5, safe

6-25, go outside wearing a mask

26-49, think about moving or wear full-body protection

50-99, death in 1-year

100-200, death in a month

201-, last day

of course, expats will stay and tell themselves, "It's OK"

At least now humans can stop getting mad at every country and focus on something important.  But, like always, we can't do anything.  

15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

using a fake ID card

Why do people assume he lived a crime-free life??

Yes, I'm sure, besides the false identity and his past which led to faking an ID and all that...he lived really a life like Jesus.   come on...

If you are in Pattaya and a guy, there is a 90% chance (likely higher) that you are a monger and like to pay for sex.  There is really no other reason to think otherwise.  If people look at you like a sex tourist, well, you knew that before you went....and you went......if you really worried about the word "monger" or "sex tourist" or "loser" or "aids carrier" or whatever, you would never go to Pattaya.  But you knew and you went...

I live in Pattaya and I'm the exception, I go for the beach and bird sounds.  yea, OK....

Breathing clean air is OVERRATED!!!   Brain issues, allergies, lung problems, early death, lifelong issues..... what's not to like??!!!!

all for Pattaya.  and then you get AIDS and we all have a good laugh.

toxic air but 20 baht noodle soup.  sounds like paradise.  

expats in Thailand really are the dumbest lot of the bunch.  they have no idea pollution is bad for them????!?!?!?!?!!  

Don't worry, this year will be different.  

Why can't we joke about this????????????????

If we joke, will we really do something different??  no, of course not.

Oh, look, a chinese person!!!  maybe Wuhan!!!!  Run!!!!!!   

Oh, it's the end-of-the-world, I must cry until it's over.  ah, no.  

We can joke about anything we can't control.  We can't control this and we can't stop it and we can't do anything but read the news.  

Let's say you die if you leave your house after 10 p.m.  OK, now that is something we can control and we shouldn't laugh about that.   

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

Suspicious about the bike lock still attached to the cycle,

Can you take off the lock so I can take it for a proper test ride?

NO

Oh, OK.  I'll buy it.  

23 hours ago, champers said:

These ladyboys could peel an orange in your pocket without you noticing. In this case a Jaffa.

I think you mean could peel a banana.

and i would notice that

HEY GUYS.....Quick Question..

I've worked for 40 years, saved every penny, now I want to retire and finally relax and live the best life possible, stress free!!!!

Let me google.....wow, BKK and CM at the top of the list!!!!

OK, i'm sure I'll make the best decision after working for the man for so long!!

LOLOLOLOLOL.   I feel bad for everyone who wanted to save money, find paradise, and every year they suffer from the death pollution and are too weak and tired to leave.

thanks for playing in life....

4 minutes ago, Yinn said:

Yes, IMO, generally speaking, Norwegians people are lovely people. Polite.

I've met about 1000 Brits, 500 Americans and 1 Norwegian.  Yes, the Norwegian was nice.  Of course 1/1000 was the worst and 1/500 was a little strange.....  and expats and tourists really don't represent their home country nearly as well as people think  

So EVERY school in Thailand will be closed for seven days.