Chris Daley

I bent down slightly to play with my cat and felt a sharp stabbing pain across my head. I have had this for a while now and it comes and goes randomly. I believe they are called Icepick Headaches. How about you? Do you think nothing matters and we live in an uncaring universe? Or do you think there is a purpose to life? Can you measure 'good' or is it just an abstract idea?

It means you are just not very good at English. The lazy students are like you. They speak basic pub English and it is full of mistakes. The advanced students can joke about current events and speak at full speed in a clear voice. Either all English speakers are wrong, or you suck at English. Also try this on with Chinese. Go to the teacher and tell her she can not speak Chinese.

After finishing my sweet shredded pork sweet bread sweet mayo 3-tier sandwich. I felt a bit thirsty but then I remembered Thailand doesn't have clean drinking water so I started musing on the delicious drinking water in England and the free healthcare. It made me remember that ''To be born British is to win first prize in the lottery of life.'' I will now go an read up on the latest school shootings in America.

Because Scottish men wear skirts and Thailand is open to the LGBT lifestyle.

They are rude, no map, no gps, and they usually have no idea where they are going. I am surprised more taxi drivers aren't attacked.

The average Thai male.

Looks like we have a choice now between drugged up drivers swigging beer vs AI driverless vehicles that are incapable of having an accident. Bring on the driverless vehicles.

Yes we have more to miss when we move abroad. The finest food in the world, a rich refined culture and arts, perfect spoken English, chivalry, manners, gentlemanship. I think Americans can get by without spray on cheese and belching loudly.

I predict potential good fortune for the 28th, 29th, and the 30th. Not saying when, who or where.

''tech guru, love matchmaker, historian and businessman'' so we make up titles now?

Woman says she is 18 works as a sex worker in the red light area 'shocking sexual abuse of a minor!'

Some nasty people in these villages. They upgrade from the slum to the village and sit around shirtless drinking beers all day. How can they afford the rent?

So you can't manually open the car from the inside? I wouldn't buy a car like that.

Just go to cheang wattana immigration and pay the cops.

They won't get me. I pack it all in one backpack.

I saw one guy doing a visa run and they forced him to book a hotel on his phone. He stood at the side of the queue and did it. So you need a return ticket and hotel booking. No exceptions if you want to pass smoothly.

Sounds good to me.

Look for the person with the biggest boner you can find.

The slime at the airports follow me around. One woman had a casual t-shirt pulled over her work uniform. She started talking to me so I knew something was wrong. She then casually said 'this is a random security check'. I showed the British passport and she almost did a backflip. She said sorry have a nice day sir. Same thing happened another time but it was a man. He just came up and asked me to see the passport and where I am going that day. He saw the British passport and ran away saying sorry. I wonder how many real criminals got past during that time.

37,000 baht for glasses??? You have been done.

All of those scans, checks, document checks, background checks, finger print checks, luggage checks, body checks, cctv, plain clothed officers, rectal exams, and they didn't spot him.

It's okay they have wheel chair ramps at cheang wattana. Get that 90 days done.

He did his job. Wow amazing. Imagine that.

It's amazing that there are people on here who dislike a water fight. It must be a sad day when a water pistol offends you. Do you also hate spikey hair and yo-yos? How many footballs have you popped this week?

https://deepai.org/chat You write words and they're turned into art. This thing blows my mind. If you run out of credits just delete the account and then start a new one and the credits are there again. Just ''log in with gmail'' again and it's all good. This single website has kept me amused for months now. 'a man wearing a suit of mirrors in a house of mirrors' 'bruce lee mixed with mike tyson' 'austin martin mixed with lamborghini' 'thai girl mixed with vietnamese girl' 'bedroom designed by nasa' and so on.