Chris Daley

Don't eat those pork sausages from Tescos. I have been <deleted>ting through the eye of a needle for 2 days now. I think the heat was the reason. I bought them out of date then gf put them in the microwave for a few seconds, then left on the counter all day, then reheated on the cooker, then reheated in microwave this morning.

Bend over

Lovely Buddhist country.

They saw you coming.

Close the gap between the rich and the poor. So that crime doesn't pay.

I want to know how he tweets while in a live interview somewhere else. It's just a puppet show.

In true Orwellian fashion the media has targeted housewives. Posters, leaflets, phone messages and women's tv shows have aired the message 'put the aircon to 27 or it will bomb!'. Which basically means save Thailand some money and crank up the heat in your homes.

We have clean drinking water.

Can't be done for something that was already okayed. Let him walk free.

''the suspects reached out to the victims, asking for mercy and expressing fear of a long imprisonment. They have offered to make amends, noting the potential impact on their aged parents.'' So the rape of a minor is less serious than an overstay. I got an 11,000 baht visa fine. If you do the time one really should do the crime.

They have a no fail system in Thailand. If the student fails the score is rounded up to a pass. It couldn't possibly get any easier for the students.

She did not take the correct measures to make herself safe online. Facebook has a wide range of ways to block strangers from seeing your profile. She uses facebook with an assumption of risk.

How else would they get to see all the high quality cadmium.

Women can't fight. Never see a woman in UFC against a man.

Yes it's Thai scam #233. Get alien to buy the land in installments. Divert the money to cars, condos and Shopee. Make sure the land is far away so he can not dispute it.

Stand in line and have 5 Thais push in front of you. Time to start brawling.

Who?

I think this is a standard requirement for male Thai teachers.

No. I will return alone. Back to an empty house. Down the food bank and sign on at the dole.

Do not buy him anything. The father will look bad in this scenario. I did this one time. I bought some sweets and a presents for all their kids. The dad just moped around the house. Because actually none of them do anything. Maybe 'go to the temple' is all they can think of. Finally the father went out and bought his little girl some darts (great idea). They threw it at the wall. It got too dangerous. The darts were taken away. Do not try to step on the father's role in a family.

Live in Bangkok. Drive 12 hours to see another city.

No GPS, no map, no English, no idea where to go. Time to start choking.

Sorry, I didn't know she was driving.

80,000 baht? That's most of Lao's economy gone.

Try the Philippines. Native speakers not allowed to teach English now.