Chris Daley

International school wow hiso maak. Teacher very white and very handsome. We learn GCSE system. Very out of date and irrelevant.

Go to chang wattana and change it. Otherwise you will have to pay huge fines.

But did he do his 90 days?

Go to shange watnnana asap.

Thai women can read?

Sunbathing in empty parks and eating vegetables. Good to see the police are working hard.

Suicide is forbidden in Buddhism. And nirvana is only achieved by escaping the loop of reincarnation. You need to brush up on your bull<deleted> mate.

David is a nice Christian name.

Can you sniff the glue and turn the big wheel thing? If yes you are a fully qualified Thai van driver.

Who the hell wants to go to Laos out of choice?

Gotta ask them questions ''where are you flying to today.... where is your onward travel tickets..... what is the name of your hotel..... do you have thai girlfriend'' Someone has to ask the tough questions delay or no delay.

You can do the 90 day report on a hospital gurney. It has wheels on it. No excuse.

Good man. Good luck on your escape. Stay away from busy areas.

Order Thai ice cream and it's 50 percent diced vegetables. Time to start stabbing.

Thai doctors trying their best. Always a laugh.

Order fish and chip and half the plate is raw carrots. Time to start causing explosions.

Genesis 19:30-38 (NIV): "30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.' 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.' 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today." One of my favorite parts of the bible. That and killing innocent kittens in the global flood. A great read.

Put the phone on the talking clock, lock the door and go on a long vacation.

The boyfriend probably ate cereal without putting milk on it. Put him out of his misery.

Plenty of rape in prison Uthen.

You used your real address? hahahaha. I mean of course you used your real address.

50 percent of everything I own. 100 percent if I die. Must tough for these women. How do they manage?

Went there a few times. A boring place with a strip of sand beside it. Saw some people eating out of bins.

London is a ghetto rife with gangs. One simply doesn't go out at night. If you have to you take the car. New York is an overrated <deleted> hole. Riddled with drugs and homelessness. So bad they have to redesign the street furniture so tramps don't sleep on it. The city that never sleeps. Everything closes at 4pm and it is like a ghost town at night. Pretty bad when your city is featured in Grand Theft Auto games.

50 percent of the money goes to superintendents, supreme personnel, special officers, lieutenants executive chief vice officer of ceremonies. There is so much useless staff in a Thai school. I swear halls of people. Ageing fossils that pick up the paychecks but don't the work. They could easily fire 50 percent of the staff and the school would not notice any difference. All of that money could then be used to improve the school.