Chris Daley

A long monkey doll and a toblerone. Hold me back it's time to go to the duty free area.

Finally one of them managed it. We have had 'take one necklace and run away screaming towards the security' 'take a handful and get locked in the store' 'put a bag with a brick in it to hold the door open / got stuck in traffic during the escape. Such a piss easy job to pull off.

They have made a monopoly out of English. There is the international program, the special program, the mini-English program, the bible basher schools, and the standard program. They all have a different price tag for the parents. They should start at international and work up from there. But they don't they purposefully withhold and take books out of children's hands. Over half of the country is simple outpriced out of the English lesson market.

20,000 in his pocket. He deserves it.

I wouldn't know I have never been in a pub. I had lunch outside a pub one time because my gf choose that place. Why would you be out at 4am? Get a life.

They need to slow down a bit. A total of two movies now. Weird horror with creepy uncles and school girls 1 AND 2. Look out Hollywood.

Magical god takes away the bad things. Magical god also poisons and pollutes the entire cities water supply.

Middle floors are the best. bottom floor is noisy. top floors are hot.

Stay in school guys and pay other people to bring you coconuts.

Next year: The purple book. Proof that you have owned the slum condo for 5 years.

Why would you ever use a balcony? You like the searing heat from aircon in your face? You like the noise and smell? You just really like tiny spaces suspended above the ground? You like to be accused of being a peeping tom? You like to look at the view of a wall?

So they're policing an illegal activity inside an illegal activity since prostitution is illegal.

He fell into a moving engine. Damn thats going to hurt.

Yeah if you remove the corruption Thailand is at the bottom. The exams are fake, the points are changed, national competitions are rigged. But you will always see a wall of busy body Thais pushing paper around. If you remove them the students can not compete in English.

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Every week a new foreign business owner dies mysteriously. The Thai silk guy was the first. Some <deleted> from American started making money and upset the wrong people.

If you fold the leaf 5 times and make a triangle, it is not the same as just cutting it the shape of a triangle. Those 3 sides are totally different.

It means you are an ATM. This is signified by the boat being floated and is a special day in Thai culture also the women never ask first. Get ready to pay some bills.

Man: Excuse me sir there has been a tsunami warning issued in this area just wanted to let you know. I: *make a no no sign* Man: Seriously the water is moving away from the shore really fast now. I: *make a no no sign* these headphones are really good and I can not hear anyone and hopefully no one will steal them because the cables are unique and can be seen easily. Man: So glad I am alive and dry.

He's Korean so he's probably never seen a woman outside of a kitchen before.

Not as British as these Korean and Thai people. I guess they secured a bunker somewhere or recused some hostages.

Suggesting google docs as free software made a person cry?

Nice little distraction story for him to deal with. This is easy work for him. Talk about a Chinese lab leak from a time when no one had even heard of Mr. Sunak.

I actually heard the phrase ''next normal'' on Thai radio.

It doesn't matter how fast your internet is Windows will slow it down to a crawl. Chrome will do.