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  1. Chris Daley
    The trash man should have pocketed that.
  2. Chris Daley
    A wife is a bargirl, maid and personal chef. Pay the money Scrooge.
  3. Chris Daley
    Thailand killing tourists again. If its not the balcony jumps or food poisonings it's the third world electricity.
  4. Chris Daley
    Good to see them getting their first job. Now maybe your children will look up to you.
  5. Chris Daley
    She only wants you for your money. If you are happy being an ATM then go for it. The perks are the weather, amazing food, the women are good in the kitchen, perfect straight roads with plenty of service stations, amazing shops from low end to high end, markets and lots of places to see, amazing beaches. But the moment the money dries up she will leave you in an instant. And the marriage thing means f all. It's just a fun day out.
  6. Chris Daley
    I am a valuable tourist and I got a call from a man shouting ''Pasadouk krap! Pasadouk krap!'' Naturally I hung up on him. I was busy doing my job when he called so he should be busy doing his job. Take your pasadouk and follow the directions. When you get to the door stick in the box that holds pasadouks. How about you? Are you tired of people not being able to speak basic English in 2024?
  7. Chris Daley
    Fixed it:
  8. Chris Daley
    Over the speed limit and overtaking over a pedestrian crossing in a built up area. Castrate the driver and ban him from driving for life.
  9. Chris Daley
    Just pay the fine and + an extra 5000. They will tear your arm off.
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  11. Chris Daley
    Why are you chatting up a bar boy. Just pay him.
  12. Chris Daley
    Lets see those serial numbers and find out what Thai sold the gun to him.
  13. Chris Daley
    They're white so they get an easy time. It's like playing on easy mode.
  14. Chris Daley
    Aside from the disabled they are all leeches on society. We all leave at the same time monk or no monk.
  15. Chris Daley
    Not one of their horoscopes predicted it.
  16. Chris Daley
    Did he pass the traffic stop?
  17. Chris Daley
    Sounds good to me. I'll send you some soap on a rope.
  18. Chris Daley
    Lifetime movies on youtube. Hilariously bad. They all have the same format: men are evil. Women are good. Women need help from a man to fight or solve the problem. Women are good.
  19. Chris Daley
    You were trying to be the big man and at the same time took 240 baht worth of food out of your children's mouths.
  20. Chris Daley
    I'm looking forward to cancer. I wonder which one it will be.
  21. Chris Daley
    So the girlfriend caused it. Sounds about right Thai girls are always shouting insults over a man's shoulder.
  22. Chris Daley
    Thailand is nothing without tourism.
  23. Chris Daley
    They make the rules up on a minute by minute basis. Bring everything you have. All the documents in one bag. Yes you will need the plane ticket in and out of Laos and the hotel booking details. You will need 1,900 baht on arrival. Or the same amount in dollars. Laos is a <deleted>hole. They have no working ATM's. So get your money ready.
  24. Chris Daley
    You don't drive a motorcycle.
  25. Chris Daley
    I don't think I've ever seen a child in Thailand with two normal parents. The fathers do a runner as soon as the woman tell them. Looks the same in this case.

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